Joy and Austin: The Wedding Is Over, On to the Honeymoon

[Snarkylark]

8 hours ago, OyToTheVey said:

Holy shit! It costs $6k to start selling leggings?!?!? Wow that is a giant pyramid scheme. 

For $25 I can get 2 pairs of normal leggings at any outlet that won't shred. I still don't understand why people want to wear large flowers or ugly cosmic print on their asses but that's a different story.  

To break even you'd have to sell 240 pairs of leggings. That's crazy imo 

The company sells more than just leggings and leggings aren't actually included in the consultant's initial inventory, IIRC. I'm not a consultant but I have lots of leggings and other LLR items. Never had a hole or one shred. 

[2manyKidzzz]

AS a fan of HGTV I look forward to seeing the house they build. That is interesting. I guess medium sized.....or maybe large to accommodate their future brood. I guess doing the labor themselves it would cost less for them to have a large house. Of course I  don't know. 

[SassyPants]

8 hours ago, Jessalyn said:

Can you imagine being a 19 year old who got married 4 days ago and people are already obsessing over your uterus?

This is the natural consequence of your parents selling their fertility and fruits of such for easy money.

SO, since the girls are doing the same in the COUNTING ON show, it's only natural that some would be hyper focused on Joy COUNTING ON.

Bizarre as it may seem.

[Fundie Bunny]

45 minutes ago, Incognito22 said:

You could not pay me $1002.00 to eat one of those cupcakes!

Well, you could pay me if you offer

[VelociRapture]

1 hour ago, Lurky said:

Per that video, "a friend" made the 1,000 cupcakes the night before, which pretty much has to be Sierra, right?  Cue an episode showing her making the Lost Girls do the work... 

Actual scene in episode:

Opening shot of TTH at dusk. Upbeat music plays.

Sierra: OMFG I NEED CUPCAKES BY TOMORROW Y'ALL! WRANGLE ME SOME LITTLES AND GET THEM WORKIN'!

Hannie, Jennie (looking miserable), Jordyn (looking adorable), and Josie (wearing her light up tiara thing) shown stirring, pouring, and measuring. 

Josie accidentally adds too much flour. Dramatic music. Cut to commercial.

Back from commercial. Shot of happy looking birds on a random fence outside the front of TTH. Dramatic music.

Jordyn voiceover of what we just saw: Josie added too much flour by accident.

Josie: It was everywhere!

Giggles. Back to scene.

Sierra: ITS TOTES OK SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE! WE CAN MAKE MORE!

Jennie offers to help Josie pour next time. 

Sierra: DON'T TOUCH THE MIRACLE CHILD! GO BE MISERABLE WHILE STIRRING.

Jennie is miserable while stirring. Hannie removes burnt cupcakes from the oven.

Hannie: Oh f......

Dramatic music. Cut to commercial.

A shot of the beautiful Arkansas sunset, then a shot of the TTH with the lights on. Dramatic music plays.

Hannie: Oh for goodness sake!

SIERRA TH: THE CUPCAKES WERE BURNT Y'ALL! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?! I NEED ELEVENTY-HUNDRED CUPCAKES BY TOMORROW NIGHT!

Jana (who appears from nowhere): It's ok y'all. 

Jana waves magic wand. Cut to commercial. 

Back to another shot of the night sky at TTH.

Jana TH with Hannie: I was literally about to cut a bitch. 

Hannie TH: Sierra's voice is the worst. I kind of wish I were deaf each time I see her mouth open.

Back in the kitchen, the cupcakes are magically unburnt. Jana disappears in a puff of vaporized essential oils.

Hannie: The cupcakes are cool enough. Let's frost them. 

Upbeat music plays. Hannie, Jennie, and Jordyn frost cupcakes. Josie licks the knife clean. Sierra chases Mack out of the shot each time she tries to help.

JoStin TH (with copious amounts of cuddling, handsex, and what may be porn music playing in the background): We're truly blessed to have Sierra in our lives. We don't know how she managed to pull off eleventy-hundred cupcakes at the last second like that.

More handsex. Back to kitchen.

Sierra: OMFG Y'ALL! I MUST BE BLESSED CAUSE ALL THE CUPCAKES ARE DONE! MAYBE I SHOULD SELL THESE ONLINE! WHO WANTS TO HELP?!

The girls flee for their lives and Sierra is alone in the kitchen. End scene with upbeat music.

[sunshine]

Now remember kids, J.O.Y.

[onekidanddone]

14 minutes ago, VelociRapture said:

Actual scene in episode:

More handsex. Back to kitchen.

 

That handsex better be pixelated lest they defraud the viewing public.

[catlady]

18 minutes ago, VelociRapture said:

Hannie removes burnt cupcakes from the oven....Hannie: Oh f......

Jana TH with Hannie: I was literally about to cut a bitch. 

Hannie TH: Sierra's voice is the worst. I kind of wish I were deaf each time I see her mouth open.

JoStin TH (with copious amounts of cuddling, handsex, and what may be porn music playing in the background).......More handsex. 

Sierra: OMFG Y'ALL! ...MAYBE I SHOULD SELL THESE ONLINE! 

these were the lines that made me laugh a bit too loudly.  at work.  

i feel dirty after all that handsex.  thanks, VR.  (  )  

maybe Sierra will put the cupcakes in baggies instead of glass jars this time.

 

[flycat]

1 hour ago, 2manyKidzzz said:

 

AS a fan of HGTV I look forward to seeing the house they build. That is interesting. I guess medium sized.....or maybe large to accommodate their future brood. I guess doing the labor themselves it would cost less for them to have a large house. Of course I  don't know. 

Lets just hope its not TTH 2.0. It might never get built in that case!

[ViolaSebastian]

I'll never understand the "wrangle the littles" mentality. If there's one thing that's guaranteed to make a task twice as long, it's involving children. Love them to death, but that's a fact. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

1 hour ago, onekidanddone said:

That handsex better be pixelated lest they defraud the viewing public.

I made something for you 

[ViolaSebastian]

Oh man, if I hadn't just changed my avatar....

[Lulu22du]

I watched the first season of Jill & Jessa counting on last night and there's an episode where they all have girls night out. Joy was saying she has a really hard time with fashion and dressing herself. She said she doesn't know what she'll do when she gets married because she has no idea what wedding dresses look good. She also said she hates dresses. So one of the sisters said so you like skirts instead and joy didn't agree with that, just said she likes her own style, which I interpreted as meaning she dislikes skirts as well. It's so ridiculous she's forced to wear skirts.
I hope she starts wearing pants! I think she will. I doubt Austin will control her that much, but maybe I'm wrong.

[Letizia]

14 hours ago, habert said:

Golly, Jill's weird "jokey" comment to austin about not knowing why Joy is crying is like...what on earth kind of dynamic do derick and jill have honestly?

 

Maybe I've just been reading in too much what glimpse we've had into the Dillard's lives this past year but I really get the sense the Derick doesn't give a shit about Jill and she is just his trophy to legitimize his white savior for jesus desires. I think she miserable but also whatever who knows

I think Derrick simply doesn't like Jill and Jill doesn't comprehend how she is unlikable. I bet she has never once noticed how often her own sisters look like they could throttle her. Unfortunately Derrick is an immature ass so this results in a pattern where he hurts her feelings and the she ups her Jillness in an attempt to please him but it further annoys him and that cycle just repeats and repeats. I don't think those two even have lust holding them together at this point. 

[BabyBottlePop]

8 minutes ago, Letizia said:

I don't think those two even have lust holding them together at this point. 

Maybe that explains why Izzy and Baby #2 are so far apart. 

[VelociRapture]

1 hour ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Oh man, if I hadn't just changed my avatar....

Not gonna lie - I'm super proud you changed it to my JoKen picture. I consider it one of my crowning achievements on FJ. 

1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I made something for you

SO OBSCENE!

2 hours ago, catlady said:

these were the lines that made me laugh a bit too loudly.  at work.  

i feel dirty after all that handsex.  thanks, VR.  (  )  

maybe Sierra will put the cupcakes in baggies instead of glass jars this time.

I'm really proud that I defrauded you. lol!

[Lulu22du]

I think Derrick simply doesn't like Jill and Jill doesn't comprehend how she is unlikable. I bet she has never once noticed how often her own sisters look like they could throttle her. Unfortunately Derrick is an immature ass so this results in a pattern where he hurts her feelings and the she ups her Jillness in an attempt to please him but it further annoys him and that cycle just repeats and repeats. I don't think those two even have lust holding them together at this point. 

Interesting. I just Jill has resentments about Derrick pushing his "calling" to work the mission fields in Central America. Jill has said she wanted to live in Central America, but I think she changed her mind once actually living there with Israel. Can you imagine having a small child while there are scorpions and tarantulas in your home. Not to mention the risk of getting Zika.
To me Ben and Jessa look like they don't get along well. Ben looks like he's sick of Jessa.

[Lurky]

@VelociRapture The thing is, your version is probably too short (and too interesting!) for TLC.  And your teasers before the breaks FAR too interesting!

(I just had to tell my partner why I was cackling, and then read it to her too!)

[fluffernutter]

1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I made something for you

OMG and if they really wanna get down- hand sanitizer.  Wait wait- PURE-ell! 

[itqitc]

47 minutes ago, Lulu22du said:

Interesting. I just Jill has resentments about Derrick pushing his "calling" to work the mission fields in Central America. Jill has said she wanted to live in Central America, but I think she changed her mind once actually living there with Israel. Can you imagine having a small child while there are scorpions and tarantulas in your home. Not to mention the risk of getting Zika.
To me Ben and Jessa look like they don't get along well. Ben looks like he's sick of Jessa.

Agree on both points, though I think Ben will get over it and end up being a stand up guy I can't explain it but there is something about him I like.  Derrick comes off as really selfish to me, I understand wanting to work in a mission field but you have a wife and two kids now. Sometimes our dreams have to go dormant for a few years, he can always go back when the kids are older. 

I have hope for Austin and Joy, I think they may break away more then we expect now that they will be out of their parents house.  At least I hope, Austin doesn't come across as overly fundy to me for some reason, he also reminds me a lot of an ex of mine so I could totally be projecting.  He seems like a good guy though, I hope he is for her sake. 

[Letizia]

5 minutes ago, Lulu22du said:

Interesting. I just Jill has resentments about Derrick pushing his "calling" to work the mission fields in Central America. Jill has said she wanted to live in Central America, but I think she changed her mind once actually living there with Israel. Can you imagine having a small child while there are scorpions and tarantulas in your home. Not to mention the risk of getting Zika.
To me Ben and Jessa look like they don't get along well. Ben looks like he's sick of Jessa.

Oh I think Jill defintley dislikes life in Danger America but I doubt she has ever explained this to Derrick. In fact I bet she tries to pray those feelings away. Unfortunately she can't so she has extreme anxiety and is probably prone to crying fits which further annoy Derrick because he doesn't really care that Jill is suffering. You have two personalities that don't compliment each other at all with one afraid to speak up about her needs and the other who probably wouldn't change his behavior if she did. More children will probably heighten her anxiety and fearful neediness which will eventually push Derrick to come back America. 

[Letizia]

5 hours ago, justmy2cents said:

Jeremy said exactly the same thing as Joy, that they would see what the lord does.  I didn't see where she wants kids right away but they won't be preventing so it may be right away.

IIRC at no point has Jeremy said anything like,"We want as many as the Lord thinks we can handle and we are putting it into his hands." Jeremy and Jinger keep going the "We love kids but are enjoying our time together" route. This coupled with the Mother's Day video makes me think Joy is swimming in the deep end of the Kool-Aid. 

[JillyO]

17 hours ago, jerkit said:

Jessa's dress is still my fav - but the blush and short sleeve is definitely my style. 

Real talk: I got the idea of wearing a blush wedding dress from Jessa. I really liked hers, in spite of the T-shirt top. Liked mine even better though.

[eleanora3]

Not sure where this came from...

[Mayluka]

@JillyO  Wow, that dress is gorgeous!! I love both the style and the color!