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  1. (To the tune of “YMCA”) Christians Oh, we have it so rough Because Christians Have to grift lots of stuff The best Christians All need hairspray to puff Their hair up to hea-ven, I say Christians All are cooler than cool, ‘Cause Real Christians Wear their jeans in the pool Or long dresses So the heathens can’t drool And we’re blessed by God so that’s why (bomp bomp bomp bomp bomp) We got kicked out of the Bad KOA! Those sinners would not let us stay! With our kids praying loud We stood out from the crowd As through the mini-market we plowed A mousetrap then got in our way The salesclerk did not share our dismay And then we were abused Had to buy what we’d used No freebies? We were confused! And got kicked out of the Bad KOA!
  2. FullOfGravy

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    ...Yes? (With apologies for the "done in 5 minutes" messiness)
  3. JermajestyDuggar

    Dillards 64: Now with Multi-Level Marketing!

    My face when I saw the Dullard kiss picture:
  4. I'm 5'0 and I'm well endowed to say the least. I'm overly self-conscious about my breasts and I do my darn best to make sure the girls are covered. In fact I wear a hoodie most of the time at home when I'm not wearing a bra to minimize their size/reminder of their size. I began wearing a real bra in like, fourth or fifth grade. A classmate started a rumor in seventh grade that I had breast implants. A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WITH BREAST IMPLANTS. I know it was out of jealousy because she was a cruel little witch with no chest at all, but it was painful to hear her making fun of me for something I had no control over. I'm super self-conscious about them and being a teacher of high school kids, it's a whole level of responsibility I put on myself to ALWAYS be overly modest I hate explaining. Buying a bra is a pain in the ass. The straps stretch out so easily, they twist, and then they HURT. Buying clothes is even more difficult because I don't like to wear tight-fitting clothing or something that shows cleavage. I buy an extra large for these very reasons. I wear layers upon layers to avoid showing cleavage as well because I don't want to expose them to the world. ETA: I have never felt comfortable enough to write these feelings out, anywhere, so thank you to the FJ community. You are the BEST.
  5. thoughtful

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    She just came to that realization? Ya think? Her being asked to take her kids out of a swimming pool is not as bad as having nails driven in your hands and feet? Well, I guess it's a tiny bit of perspective so there's that? Were you there when they drove Jill from the pool? Were you there when they drove Jill from the pool? Oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes it causes me to eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll. Were you there when they drove Jill from the pool? Were you there when the mousetrap bit Nurie? Were you there when the mousetrap bit Nurie? Oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes it causes me to eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll, Were you there when the mousetrap bit Nurie? Were you there when the manager was stern? Were you there when the manager was stern? Oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes it causes me to eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll, Were you there when the manager was stern? Were you there when the Internet was mean? Were you there when the Internet was mean? Oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes it causes me to eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll, Were you there when the Internet was mean?
  6. FecundFundieFundus

    JRod 74: How Will Timothy Do at School?

    For people who respect native religions, going in to convert the heathens isn't service. It's cultural colonialism.
  7. Jill, Jill Jill, WHERE HAS THE “BLUSH” in our culture gone? It's on your friggin' cheeks and lips !!!11!1!
  8. So basically in case we have forgotten how warped the gender roles of adults are in Jill's world - Timmy - lives across the country, has a full time job, owns a car, manages his own finances, attends secondary school and is training to fly airplanes. Nurie- apparently can't be trusted to find her way back from a public bathroom
  9. just Say-un... not my best work but she needs a name. SHE!
  10. MaJessatic

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    SmallJessatic and I went to the local pool today (clad in heathenish bathers and rashies) and for the first in ages I paid attention to what others were wearing. I live in a mid- to low-socioeconomic area of my city, with lots of recent migrants (ATM mostly Somali), a large Islamic population, a middling number of Indigenous people and then there's the milky white me and mixed-race Small. I saw many women and girls in stinger-suits, some in full burqini, with the majority in bathers and rashie. Men wore boardies, with around half in a rashie as well. In the women's changing rooms, even the full chador and burqa-wearing women were roaming around in the nud. Therefore, I conclude, after my deeply scientific study, that the Rods are batshit, Jillo likes to draw attention to herself, and they wouldn't stick out quite so much if the girls wore stinger suits, and the boys wore boardies and a rashie. (SmallJessatic wants everyone to know that her bathers have a unicorn on them. This is vital for you all to know) The End.
  11. She’ll be taking lots of selfies when she comes, She’ll be taking lots of selfies when she comes, She’ll be taking lots of selfies trying to grift from the wealthy, She’ll be taking (FUNERAL!) selfies when she comes. There will be massive histrionics when she comes, There will be massive histrionics when she comes, There will be massive histrionics, Rufus help those kids with phonics! There will be massive histrionics when she comes,
  12. Thanks guys, I made the little demon on my way home from work and I swear my train mates were thinking I was SEVERELY NUTS!
  13. nastyhobbitses

    Dillards 64: Now with Multi-Level Marketing!

    Y'know, he could have had a good social media angle about juggling law school and being a husband and father (a very relatable struggle for many people who choose to go back to school), but nope, he says fuck all about Jill and the boys and instantly reverts to his glory days of being a student. Derick, you CHOSE these responsibilities. No one put a gun to your head and forced you to marry Jill and have two kids with her. You could have continued bumming around Nepal finding more gullible, bored fundie sugar daddies to finance your White Boy Nomad lifestyle. You could have stayed single (or waited on kids after marrying Jill) and gone to law school after working at Wal-Mart for a while to build up a good nest egg to at least partially sustain you through three years of very expensive education. You could have at LEAST acknowledged the sacrifices your wife is making so you can flit between exorbitantly expensive attempts to relive your glory days before you had actual responsibilities. Jill deserves a subscription box full of a husband who actually appreciates her and acts like a goddamn grown man.
  14. And that is why I feel so sorry for her. I know she's a part of a toxic culture, but damn, I really do pity her. She did everything her entire life to please her parents, and did everything she was supposed to. She followed all of their bizarre rules with the promise of a 'happy ever after' ending for herself, and she hasn't gotten that. She's married a guy who has turned out to actually be a jerk, and she's had two pregnancies that have ended in c-section. It seems like everything she has been raised for is falling apart around her, and she doesn't have the emotional capability to understand why. Poor Jill. Honestly, poor Jill.
  15. I am so feeling for Timothy - his parents have been publishing their home address online for years, so how can he know better? And because the messages are going via Jill's FB, it's not like eg his older cousins/relatives can get in touch and say "that's a bad idea". But the Pickles/Fundie Wonderland people are starting to feel like the non-FJ Anti-Nauglers to me, in that yes, the Nogs are appalling, but Antis are going down to their level with the general levels of obnoxious shit - and giving the Nogs ammunition/sympathy points, because there's no doubt the Antis are crossing lines left, right and centre. In the same way, it's fine to be horrified by Timothy sharing his address publicly - but screen-shotting it and sharing it? And encouraging people to send him things that are anathema to his religion? That's downright cruel, and makes people actively Worse Than Jill. And as well as the people in the old thread saying it gives Jill an excuse to try to pull him from "college", if she's that way inclined, it's also going to give her actual evidence that her family is being persecuted, as well as horrifying Timothy and make him think everything Jill says is true.
  16. littlemommy

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    Jill video (cont) *saying the Bible is open to interpretation is a lie "from Hell". She begins a meandering anecdote about her early marriage and how communication was hard back then. Jill was afraid to tell David where she really wanted to stay on their wedding night. Somehow she relates that "learn to speak up" lesson to now, where she's going to tell us that we're going to Hell. Geez. That's pretty bad news, I guess. *She spells the word "Bible". That clears a lot up for me. More verses. First step of believing is...uh...believing. Then we have to live righteously. Talks about David's family, which are nice, but weren't Christian. Says David's father was saved right before he committed suicide, but David didn't know about the garden of eden or anything. Says David looked like "a hippie" when he got saved because he had long hair. He got baptized and changed. Now he can't understand why other people can't change like he miraculously did--he got the long hair cut, after all. *Ah, here we are. Now she's turning it into how people dress and look. How we act and look have to be backed Biblically. (Remember when Mary applied mascara on her way to Bethlehem? That was a moving passage.) Now she's moved to letting God determine family size and opening wombs. *David interrupts because the girls have made dinner. David is fixing the starter on their car which just broke and wants to eat before going to the store. She wraps up rapidly. I guess she's hungry. The end. (I was typing as the other thread locked, so I might have missed some things. Basically the video started off absolutely crazy and ended pretty normally....for Jill, anyway.)
  17. And she'll hold out for a mixer when she comes. Yes, she'll hold out for a mixer when she comes. Yes, she'll hold out for a mixer for to froth her pink elixir, Yes, she'll hold out for a mixer whn she comes.
  18. littlemommy

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    I can perfectly imagine Jill's excuses for this: "My children are slim and their combined weight barely equals two hundred pounds--it can't hurt the cannon!" "My children were reverent and careful and would never hurt the precious relic GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!" It reminds me of a cave where my dad worked (he was a state park superintendent). They had one special area that they let people touch on the cave wall, and all the combined touches had changed the rock so that it became smooth and differently colored by all the oils. It was meant to show how you think you are being careful and "doing almost nothing", but thousands of combined "nothings" eventually wore away rock. Keep your kids off shit that isn't yours to break, JRod.
  19. JenniferJuniper

    JRod 74: How Will Timothy Do at School?

    She'll be draggin' 13 children when she comes, she'll be draggin' 13 children, she'll be draggin' 13 children, she'll be draggin' 13 kids until there's 12. And we'll all go to meetin' when she comes. Yes, we'll all go to meetin' when she comes. And she'll be a'griftin' and a'greeting, she'll be a'griftin' and a'greetin', she'll be a'griftin' and a'greetin' when she comes.
  20. "I kindly proceeded over to the cashier (who had kicked our children out of the game room the day before) ‍♀️and explained what had happened with the mouse trap. I simply wanted her to know so she would understand why it was flipped and hoped it would encourage her (or whoever was in charge) to put it MUCH further under the cooler….out of harms way. She just stared at me with a look of…”What do you want ME to do about it?!!” ‍♀️ Not even a simple “sorry” proceeded from her mouth. I politely questioned her on her indifference and she looked at me with disdain. “I’m sorry”….she methodically and with disgust retorted to me. " This whole passage just cracked me up. Ok, so Nurie kicked the mousetrap and set it off. It missed her toe. Jill powers over to the cashier and has a go at her about dangerous moustraps. Cashier is there with a "seriously lady? I'll reset it after you and hoofer feet here have gone so you don't rob the till" expression. Jill gets even more aggressive. Cashier summons up the last vestiges of customer service and expresses regret. Methodically and with disgust... somehow. I really want the cashier's version. I can only hope that the methodical disgust was accurate.
  21. So I am not a Duggar but a lot of people on this thread helped me with my wedding dress choice a few months ago and I just wanted to say thank you! My wedding was a month ago and we got the pictures back recently. I went with the more princess-y one and honestly could not have been happier. Though it was not form-fitting, it was still flattering to my figure (in this picture my waist is hidden by the bouquet but I did have a visible one!) and the overall look, and more importantly, day, was more than I ever dreamed. Thanks for being such a supportive community!
  22. We know that Tim didn’t spend all of his money on beer, but if anything that makes all of this worse and not better. I certainly knew of a few people in undergrad who decided that beer was more important than groceries, and then ended up with nothing in their cupboard but instant pancake mix (and no syrup!) and a couple of packs of ramen for a week. To me, that is a really fantastic natural consequences and a great life lesson. But that isn’t what happened to Tim. His parents left him there without an extra $10 to his name. They hindered his ability to earn more money for school over the last year by making him go on extended road trips to sing for his supper and shipped him off to “volunteer” at a summer camp. He could have been working at Burger King that whole time, saving up. Then they took the whole family to drop him off, spending thousands, rather than making sure he has enough money for school supplies. Jill and David, fuck you. What if he wasn’t able to find a job right away? What if he started mid pay cycle and has to wait weeks for his first paycheque? I hope he knows where the food bank is. Honest and truly. (And I went to the group and saw the original posting. What is super weird is that the person who he is talking to about the books asked where he was so to arrange a meeting to give him the books. In response, he posted his full address - zip code and all. I’m sure she was expecting something neighbourhood or whatever campus. Not a mailing address. I don’t think he is grifting, just completely clueless and unprepared for life.)
  23. thoughtful

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    The day that Jill starts a Facebook post with "It was a SEVERELY DARK and STORMY night," my life will be complete.
  24. Evangeline

    JRod 75: Kicked Out of the KOA

    Jill, put the thesaurus down. I repeat, PUT THE THESAURUS DOWN, until someone teaches you to use it properly. Much like cars and firearms, lack of training in thesaurus use can lead to serious injury, or even death. Cause you're killing me over here! "Methodically and with disgust she retorted to me." For real? STFU. And let someone else teach your kids to write. Like, literally, anyone.
  25. Reading about so many of us worrying about and cheering for Timothy, my childfree ass included, has quite literally brought tears to my eyes. Because we, evil snark site posters, love this kid more than his own parents do, and that's nauseating.


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