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  1. BlackberryBoy says “playing a stringless banjo is a metaphor for their entire ministry!”
  2. I, too, have opened my waistline to the Lord. In return, he has blessed me greatly with many delicious things to eat. I have never rejected any of these blessings- after all, wouldn’t saying “too many snacks” be just like saying, “that’s too many flowers?” There’s just no such thing! I mean, just look at all my snacks- and YOU tell ME which one to put back. The pretzels? The pickles? The cheddar cheese Pringles? The pizza? The corn dog? The Swiss chocolate cake log? The cookies? The cheese cake? The hot Philly cheese-steak? The dressing? The stuffing? The blueberry muffin? The spring rolls and chutney? The soft warm ham buttie? The devilish green beans? The garbage can ice cream? All of these treats with which Rufus has blessed us! The only one I’d rather not try is the Plexus.
  3. You heathens. Of course there are strings, but only the righteous can see them. Much like the emperor's new clothes.
  4. 78 points
    My husband died at 12:40am PDT today. I'm numb
  5. Griftthatkeepsongrifting

    JRod 109: Tapping Our Toes for an Engagement

    She's Jilli Vanilli! I will say this, if that is them playing, that's the best I've ever heard them. Which puts me on team air band.
  6. Queen Of Hearts

    JRod 109: Tapping Our Toes for an Engagement

    If they were playing to background music that could explain the instruments not having strings. Still seems stupid, though. J-rod is now the Milli Vanilli of fundies.
  7. Denim Jumper

    Dillards 79: Sex Education on the Fly

    It’s funny how Duggar/Dillard safeguards are inherently about sex. If I have a friend over while there is a repairman there, it’s because I’m paranoid about being murdered or assaulted, not because there is an off chance I might see fit to bone him or her.
  8. feministxtian

    Andrea Mills of YouTube infamy Had Cancer and Died

    I don't want anyone to judge the way I'll deal with my husband's death. The first emotion I will feel is relief. I'm not one to have the big sobbing fit. Like when the mother died...my response was "oh thank God" and then I got rip roaring drunk. Planning to do the same thing this time. In many ways I'll be almost happy when he finally passes...he'll be free of the cancer that's eating him alive, free of the insulin pump that's kept him alive for the last 6 years, and hopefully he'll be reunited with his father and his sister. I'll be glad his suffering is over, that he's no longer dealing with a body that doesn't work, a brain that can't keep track of things or remember things. so...don't judge how someone grieves...some of us don't fall apart. That may happen later, but not when he passes.
  9. Don'tlikekoolaid

    Dillards 79: Sex Education on the Fly

    Me (and probably a lot of you guys) reacting to Dickwreck’s sex advice.
  10. Would it be difficult/costly to move those big printers? (I know as little about printing as I do about making applesauce.) Where will they store them if they move back in the RV? I’m now going to compile all of our Speculation Bus Theories (SBT’s): -To escape CPS -CPS is requiring them to have more space per kid or more actual bedrooms (anyone know if this is likely?) -Big payments coming due, either to bank, taxes, or seller (but something house related) -To pay for Nurthan wedding -To move closer to Nurthan -To make room for Nurthan to move in -To move closer to Timmay -They’ve grifted a bigger house -Just moving right on in with the Duggars (ok I just made that one up) -Home church is tired of supporting them/church ladies tired of being called pants-wearing-hussies, therefore need new home church -Need new geographical location bc donations in general area have dried up -Jill is withchild, they need more space for precious blessing -Moody suing for libel and money is needed to pay up -Ma Turtleneck is trying to force Jill to wear turtlenecks for modesty (I made that up too) -Putting a doublewide on Keller property or parking RV there to keep Nurie from the non-fundie Keller-sibs -The Satanic Green Bean Can won’t stop attacking and it’s become a Poltergeist type situation -Those faceless angels have come to life and are battling Say-un Green Bean Can for control of the house. It’s apparently not looking good for Team Faceless Angels. Did I miss any? Why did I compile this list? Why do I so severely want to know the motivation behind this move? Where do I get help?!?! What if Jill is moving near me??????
  11. littlemommy

    JRod 108: Selling the Grifted House

    Jill video *She’s in the car on the way to church. She was just at the DMV. Today she wants to tell us about 4 decisions that affected her life. *Thing #1 is that she’s saved, y’all. She feared hell so much at 3 years old that she cried and her dad helped her pray and get saved. She was baptized when she was 7 and is totally blessed. *Thing #2 is David. (heh. HEH. I love the way that phrasing came out) Choosing the correct spouse can affect your whole life (which I agree with), especially if you choose someone correct that wants you to let God control your womb, etc (which I don’t agree with). David is also great because he doesn’t believe in home churching, even when church hurts you somehow. Let things roll off your back and use the KJV bible. *Thing #3 is….ah. The video cut out. On to video #2! She recaps her first two choices, and the info is just as riveting as it was the first time. The video becomes dark and Jill says it’s Satan interfering with her message because he wants you to choose a bad spouse and have your life ruined. (That is close rephrasing of what she really said. Jill is actually crazy) *So Thing #3 is Jill’s kids. Please ignore the subject/verb disagreement there. She had a miscarriage before Nurie. Nurie’s birth changed Jill’s life and soul and so have all the other kids. Jill cries. If you think children are a burden then fuck you. (That’s my interpretation of what Jill says). Jill pans the camera over to Kaylee and Renee in the back of the car. *Can you guess Thing #4?? Can you? Usually I’d guess “Plexus” right out the gate, but lately it could be “the engagement to Anna-Duggar’s-brother Keller”, so I wasn’t quite sure. But worry not, because #4, directly after God and Deadbeat Dave and 13 little hungry blessings comes the almighty Plexus. Sheesh. Not even her church family or her parents or her seeming good health. Plexus. *She does her usual Pleximony. It’s as bullshit as it is every other time and I’m not even going to bother. But, HA, right after I typed that Jill scolds the viewers to not tune her out, which I was totally doing. For a second my ears perked up and I thought I might hear something new, but no. Jill says she’s always been anemic and constipated and Plexus has sorted her right the hell out. People ask Jill how she stays fit and she says she sometimes exercises but it’s mostly due to Plexus. Now she’s on to the financial perks. She’s pushing the Plexus hard today, even by Jill standards. *…..and then the video cut out again. One video to go!
  12. feministxtian

    Andrea Mills of YouTube infamy Had Cancer and Died

    Cancer sucks. My husband was working, driving and dealing with the primary cancer (no treatment, thank you SNVAMC) up until May 11th of this year. He was actually still doing pretty damn good until mid-July then it all went to hell in a handbasket after his stay at UMC. If I were a betting person, I'd put big money on him not surviving thru the end of next month (if that long).
  13. feministxtian

    Andrea Mills of YouTube infamy Had Cancer and Died

    Lung cancer, well if it's an adenosarcoma, will first spread to the brain. As it gets into all the lymph nodes in the lungs it'll start spreading elsewhere, liver and adrenal glands are usually the next targets. My husband's primary tumor was an adenosarcoma. He now has 4 tumors in his brain, 2 more tumors in the left lung where the primary tumor was, a tumor in the right lung and possible "hot spots" on his liver. His kidneys are shitting out too, unknown if there is tumor activity there as the oncologist has chosen to not do more scans. We know he is terminal so there's no point looking for more bad news.
  14. The thing about Jill's banjo not having strings is it would be one thing if she was just someone with a banjo but doesn't really play it. Ok, some strings broke and you didn't replace them. But of course, you wouldn't pretend to play it at a picnic either. But she plays it all the time. She uses it when they play at churches. So for her to find herself unprepared to play her banjo for an event that she planned for months is just not normal for a professional (yeah right, haha, but can't think of a better word) musician. She should always have a pack or two of extra strings in her case. She could have stayed up all night like she always does and put her strings on. But so for some reason there's no strings on her banjo that she plays and uses all the time in their ministry. I can't fathom why she pulled it out and pretended to play it when everyone there could see that it doesn't have strings. So the bottom line here is this: Jill Rodrigues is five strings shy of a full banjo!!!
  15. Iamtheway

    Dillards 79: Sex Education on the Fly

    5-6 times a week? That sounds exhausting but good for you if you’re up for it. Being joyfully availible is evil though, no one should feel forced to have sex when they don’t really feel like it. I’m breaking many of their rules right now since I’m spending the night away from my husband that I have left in charge of the household and child to go to an other city for work. And I guess I have to go have sex with my brother in law now since my sister just left for work and we’re alone in the house.
  16. Just a coincidence!! ”Seatbelts were nearly impossible. They were all over” Funny thing. Seatbelts keep people from going all over. If I can manage to strap wriggly toddlers into a 5pt harness, you can strap these kids in. If not, maybe the car doesn’t move. Sorry but for someone whose sister broke her neck in a car accident, and two kids who managed to flip another car, this is especially reckless to me.
  17. I remember coming out of anesthesia once and being incredibly thirsty. So I asked the nurse for a drink. She told me it was way too soon for me to have anything. Being a nurse myself, I knew what she was looking for, so I said to her, "No, I'm fine! I have a gag reflex, see?" and stuck my finger down my throat and made myself gag. I got the drink, LOL! Mr. Four, when waking up from his open heart surgery, said to me, "Tell the kids I love them." and I said OK.. then he said, "Tell yourself I love you." which I thought was so sweet....
  18. 53 points
    Grace Alice was born today at 3:15pm, weighing 5 pounds 6 ounces. she lived for 87 minutes.
  19. I saw this on Facebook the other day and just had to post it here. I still can't get over the banjo and the picture and the tongue out and I just don't get it!! Oh Jill, to think I first came to FJ for the Duggars. They are so dull compared to the Rods!
  20. Georgiana

    JRod 108: Selling the Grifted House

    I have 3 cats. I generally say that two were planned, and one was unplanned. People laugh at me having an "unplanned house cat" but what honestly is the difference?!? People know how babies are made, they engage in said activities, and sometimes a baby results despite the fact that they thought it wouldn't! I adopted a barn cat with the intention she would be living in the outbuildings, all signs pointed to the fact that she would be well suited to living in the outbuildings...but she turned out to be exceptionally friendly, unsuited to being outdoors in my neighborhood (raccoon/possum fights), and I had to bring her inside! Not planned, but things happen, you do your best, and you end up with an additional cat. That being said, my niece has started asking me why I only have 3 cats when I could have 5. Maybe this is a sign from Jesus that I need to start leaving my clowder size up to the Lord!
  21. feministxtian

    Lori Alexander 70: Blaspheming the Word of God

    When Mr. Xtian is in the hospital, I do tend to use FB a lot...its easier than a million phone calls/text messages. Right now things look bad. He's hyperglycemic (glucose >600) and not coming down w/insulin boluses. I am going to check his blood glucose again in an hour and if it's still up, call the hospice nurse. He was drinking a lot of water but not urinating. We're getting close to the end here and I'm fkn crushed and all screwed up.
  22. thoughtful

    Ed Smart is gay and leaving the Mormon church

    As others have said, they were both cheated, by the belief that who he is was sinful, or "fixable," or simply impossible. I don't see people here celebrating, and I see lots of sympathy for her. But we also have sympathy for him. In the early 1970s, my boyfriend, who I'd hoped to marry, told me he'd been "having some feelings about men." It took years for him to finally say he was gay and that we couldn't be together. Looking back, it is unclear to me whether he was trying to change, using me as a beard, or what -- probably a combination. But he kept holding out hope, keeping me on a string. When I finally pulled my head out of the tornado, it seemed ridiculous that we had wasted so much time and had so much pain. And it was crystal clear to me what could have prevented it. If he had simply been free to go to our high school prom with a guy (and I had been free to stay home -- hated dressing up even then!), if we'd never been anything other than acquaintances, I might have found a man suited to me, instead of spending years trying to understand him and keep him with me. Or, I might have been alone, but not being dragged through the wringer emotionally. Of course I can't claim to have been through what Lois Smart has, or to know what she's feeling, after so many years together, having and raising children, and being in a religion that disapproves of same-sex relationships. And I don't know what Ed is really like, and whether he has been a kind and faithful husband trying his best, or a people-user like my ex. But I can claim to know what it's like to feel like I'd been put in the position of living a lie for a considerable amount of time. It's not a matter of making a choice between sympathizing with the closeted gay person or the other people whose lives were affected. My ex, Ed Smart, and all of the gay people who have lived in the closet, and all of the people who were hurt by their being in the closet, would have been a lot better off if bigotry against gay people had never existed.
  23. You can never fully give your heart to another man now. I hope you wore a skirt with pants underneath and flip flops.
  24. nelliebelle1197

    JRod 108: Selling the Grifted House

    The CPS visits she described in Florida happened a while back. I know for a fact Jill is on the FB group - or has access to someone who is - that encouraged people to call CPS. I think that her describing those visits was just defense. There is no per bedroom requirement for families - people keep saying that but it is not true. Her house is clean, the kids appear cared for, there is no obvious abuse that would cause CPS to come in and do anything. That speculation should really just stop, to be honest, because there is zero evidence CPS stopped by and it gives fuel the the FJ urban legend machine. I honestly cannot imagine in rural-ish WVA the Rods triggering anything. They are in a state with extreme poverty, high addiction rates and high foster care rates. The Rods are a model family compared to what CPS sees. I think she is grifting for something. We just don't know precisely what yet.
  25. waltraute

    JRod 108: Selling the Grifted House

    Remember God's wonderful plan? How he blessed Ma &Pa Turtleneck with the opportunity to build just a few lots down from Jill? How excited Jill was that she would be able to care for her parents in their retirement years since they would be living so close? How the Turtleneck parents continued with construction and their Jill-centric plans even after Amy's accident and it was obvious to EVERYONE ELSE that Amy might be more in need of their attention and energy? Remember all that? God's perfect plan for perfectly faithful people. Jill was darn smug about it. Did God change his mind?


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