Bontragers/Bowers 5: It Is Really not Okay to Date Your Brother

[HereticHick]

1 minute ago, Italiangirl said:

Here I am with all of you watching this...god I'm already annoyed by the preacher/pastor and all he had said is something along the line marriage is special 

Oh dear god we are two minutes into the opening sermon and we got a condemnation of homosexuality. Why? Whyyyyy? 

 

And here we go--reminding every one of having a quiverful for the Lord

Edited August 15, 2020 by HereticHick

[Smash!]

I‘m watching with no sound because theoretically I‘m drinking wine with my bf. I‘m counting on you to report what‘s going on ?

[Mar]

Here’s a picture for everyone who can’t watch right now. No idea why there’s a random guy walking through the shot.

 

 

[AllisonWndrland]

Had to pour more wine because this guy's homophobic BS at the start of the damn wedding is going to send me over the edge. I'd rather hear about Steve's scrotum. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

Man this pastor is the worst. 

[RachelDM]

His over the top folksy golly gee aw shucks hate speech sure is fun, huh?

[Italiangirl]

The face of the bridesmaid on the back are already annoyed and this fest has just started. I see a huge rolling eye 

[anachronistic]

I give up I don’t want to listen to that pastor about how special marriage is because it’s made in heaven.

I know it’s ridiculous because what they are doing is dangerous but I’m jealous of them that they get to see their relatives and hug them and get dressed up for a fancy event and the highlight of my day was steam mopping the kitchen. I just miss my niblings SO much but my family is very, very clear about staying safe and social distancing. Sigh.

[deborahlynn1979]

So Jeremiah used to hang out with sloots on the beach!! God, I hate this pastor.

[VBOY9977]

Is this Jeremiah’s dad?

[llg1234]

Chelsy's faces are cracking me up.

[fundiefan]

3 minutes ago, deborahlynn1979 said:

TWO MEN AND TWO WOMEN CANNOT MARRY!

This is great already! An abomination!!!

But they can and they do. 

So much for their effed up religion. 

[HereticHick]

Is the preacher Jeremiah's dad or uncle or something? He certainly seems to be not the resident preacher at Allison's church.

 

I'd like Carolina to pass out. That'll show them to not give her a freaking chair.

[Aithuia]

The story that's supposed to tell us all about the groom's personality is one in which he physically drags a random old woman kicking and screaming into church during a "mission trip" in Mexico? 

[mswhatsit]

I have sat through some bad sermons in my life but this has entered into the top three worst sermons. Possibly the worst. 

[Italiangirl]

Man, this pastor is really something! I can't stand him not only the words, but the way he preaches bleah?

[Jigsaw3]

Yes, little Rebecca rolled her eyes right as the preacher urged the couple to accept as many children as God will give them. It was excellent. 

Now he's talking about beating people.  (I think this is Jeremiah's father? Or a close relative?) He's awful.

[RachelDM]

Did he just throw in some child abuse as just a fun anecdote?!

[deborahlynn1979]

Someone gave Lina a chair I think.

[llg1234]

The website says Pastor Joseph Brown. Maybe he's the pastor at Jeremiah's church? Lucky Allison.

Carolina has a chair, thank God. 

[Aithuia]

This sermon sounds like it was written by a concussed Sarah Maxwell on LSD. Maybe with some Joshua Bontrager editing.

[deborahlynn1979]

What the fuck is this guy rambling on about?

[Jigsaw3]

And he's being violently, viciously, casually racist against Indigenous peoples. Wow. I'm not watching any more.

[Italiangirl]

Nope I give up I can't stand him anymore, I will relay on you to keep me informed of what us going on 

[HereticHick]

I know this is BEC, but Allison's shoes do not go with her dress.

Oh, and now a dumbass Native American joke?  On behalf of myself and all my Cherokee family, Go F**K Yourself, pastor.

And did this guy put any thought into the sermon beforehand, or is he just spewing any random ungrammatical hate speech that comes to mind???

Edited August 15, 2020 by HereticHick