Bontragers/Bowers 5: It Is Really not Okay to Date Your Brother

[fundiefan]

Just now, llg1234 said:

Why is no one fixing these damn microphones

I'm ok with that. The music is a little obnoxious, but not nearly as bad as listening to the great Bontragers sing. Or speak. 

[usmcmom]

I took a break when the “preaching” started. Finished the latest episode of Real Housewives of New York. The guy is still preaching. 
 

Get ‘em hitched already. 

[deborahlynn1979]

She's the wife of the guitarist; Allison's SIL.

[RachelDM]

Poor Rebekah. She's so over this, and now she's weighted down with a ton of bouquets ?

[HerNameIsBuffy]

37 minutes ago, AllisonWndrland said:

I broke out some Moscato for the occasion and am awaiting my cream cheese pesto dip to finish baking. Going to guess we won't have any talk of testicles during this livestream. 

That is the only wine I like.  And now I want to know what cream cheese pesto dip is as it sounds delightful.

[VBOY9977]

Bryn got her braces off

[deborahlynn1979]

Oh shit, did Daddy Bontrager just slam Jeremiah's dad????

[llg1234]

Just now, HereticHick said:

Who is the pretty female singer? She's got the look of fundy adoration down pat.  Wait, is that Bryn? She looks great. 

Bryn, Mitchell Bontrager's (the dude singing/playing guitar) wife.

[JermajestyDuggar]

I saw the Wissmanns in the audience.

[VBOY9977]

I also noticed none of us have had much to say about Allison’s dress. Shows how underwhelming it is.

[paideiamama]

Plandemic, wow. 

[deborahlynn1979]

This motherfucker is putting politics in his daughter's ceremony.

 

THESE PEOPLE ARE VILE.

[AllisonWndrland]

PLANDEMIC. Oh, fuck these people. 

[JermajestyDuggar]

plandemic? They are all morons.

[HereticHick]

OH MY GOD HE SAID PLANDEMIC. And now he's bitching about Democratic governors.

Why are these appropriate wedding topics!!!!!???????

[llg1234]

This is just a parade of awful

Edited August 15, 2020 by llg1234

[neurogirl]

bashing Democratic governors responding to the pandemic as comparison to allowing gay marriage and godlessness. My eyes can't roll hard enough.

[fundiefan]

Conspiracy theories in a wedding. Politics in a wedding. 

Color me shocked. Not. It's daddy Bontrager, afterall.

What a dick.

[deborahlynn1979]

Jeez, Sarah Mally's dad talking about how disappointed he was that she was a girl was a better wedding sermon than THIS.

[ADoyle90815]

Even the bridal party has that "Oh fuck, here we go again" look on their faces.

[Sops2]

What is it with fundie men and putting their hand in their trouser pocket. They  all do it, or else they hold both hands over their crotch

[fundiefan]

My liberal niece is getting married in a little over a month. 

Should I tell her to turn in her liberal card to daddy Bontrager?

[AllisonWndrland]

This dumbass. I'm a married liberal. But hey, why look at actual facts when made up lies are way better to the ignorant Bontrager narrative? 

[Mar]

“If the liberals had their way there would be no more marriage in America” ??? What an idiot.

[HereticHick]

Oh now he's talking about protestors. What's next?  Bashing mail-in ballots?  Questioning Kamala Harris's citizenship????

OK, an Obama reference.  Wait for a Biden reference.  

Edited August 15, 2020 by HereticHick