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sriracha

Somehow I doubt they're using actual Campbell's cream soups, but the generic store-brand instead which usually tastes completely shitty.

They could make their own cream soups with real cream and save money, calories, and salt. I guess J'chelle never thought to have the J'slaves make food from scratch?

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Jenesis Jexodus
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Oh that is a keeper! Maybe that's what's going on here. Explains a lot. I all of a sudden want to hang out with them now.

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shangrila

I love all the snarking but really, if someone cannot cook. Why embarrass themselves by posting HORRIBLE recipes. It would be like me giving driving lessons, except even that would be less deadly.

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Jenesis Jexodus

Put 2 pounds of velveeta on wax paper. Enjoy!

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galaxygirl
Two. Pounds. Of Cheese.

:?

I can feel my arteries clogging up.

And it's not even good cheese.

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Jenesis Jexodus

Correction: Put 2 pounds USED velveeta on wax paper. Enjoy!

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ThreeCatsAndCounting
Two. Pounds. Of Cheese.

:?

I can feel my arteries clogging up.

Velveeta's not even real cheese, it's processed cheese food. As a native Wisconsinite, I find it especially disgusting.

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Deleted07

GAH! Seriously why can't they make a simple yet decent quesadilla. Using REAL pesto and then some chicken an maybe some low fat cheese... or even make a sundried tomato one !? Those are usually my simple go to meal when its busy!

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shangrila

http://fuzziebutter.com/?cat=262

I googled 'horrible recipes' and this came up. The veggie mix jello tart with mayonnaise is bad enough but way too exotic and exceeds the duggar-ish cook preparation time limits.

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Daenerys

And it's not even good cheese.

It's not even cheese.

It's a 'processed cheese product'

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shangrila

I would use these recipe cards for drinking games. Or play: lose a bet make and eat a dish.

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slickcat79
Poor Man's Pizzas

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Variation #1

20 flour tortillas

1 jar spaghetti sauce

4 c. shredded cheddar cheese (or mexican blend)

Spread spaghetti sauce on each tortilla. Sprinkle with cheese. Warm on plate in microwave for 1 min.

If you had that stuff, why would you bother to make "poor man's pizzas"? Just fold the cheese over in the tortilla, warm in a pan on both sides for a couple of minutes, then spread a layer of salsa on top if you're so inclined. No need to cook anything in the microwave, and that salsa might actually have vegetables in it. Even the cheap lunchables can do better than that.

IMO, a lot of the food they make doesn't necessarily sound that bad if you made in once in awhile, for a holiday or special occasion. I've actually seen those haystack things at a lot of potlucks, and while they're nothing special they certainly won't kill anyone. I've had velveeta-rotel dip that you put on chips, and it's really good. Any of it might be ok in small doses, but I doubt that's what the Duggars (and especially J&A) are doing. The one thing that grossed me out more than anything about the chickenetti was the fact that Anna claimed you could cook the chicken in the microwave :puke-front: As a single person, I use my microwave a lot, especially for heating leftovers, but it's rarely the optimal way to cook anything. I don't even like to thaw chicken in the microwave because it has a weird taste afterwards, and I am far from a gourmet. If you have the resources, why not do it better?

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BoomerLynn
Two. Pounds. Of Cheese.

:?

I can feel my arteries clogging up.

Seriously. A person would need bypass surgery after eating that just once.

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snarkykitty

What I don't understand is that even CHICKEN and MILK (evaporated) comes from a can? Where they live, they not only have one of the most successful chicken companies (Tyson), but they have a pretty decent Milk industry (subsidized by the federal gov't). They can't spend $2 on a gallon of REAL milk??

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Avalondaughter

Considering how portions are rationed out in that family, they fat/sodium/calories don't matter much.

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shangrila

Real food would make the kids think that food grows on trees and the world revolves around them. Just like new shoes and underwear. Since they cannot buy used food (brain bleech pls, and it was my own fault) they have to make it as humble as possible.

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ladypuglover
Buckeyes

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Balls:

1 lb. peanut butter

1 lb. powdered sugar

2 sticks melted butter

Shell:

1/2 slab paraffin

12 oz. chocolate chips

Combine all ball ingredients. Mix and shape into balls, then let cool on tray in freezer. Combine all shell ingredients in double boiler on low. Dip balls in shell with toothpick. Cool on waxed paper. Store in layers on wax paper. Yummy! This is a special treat at holidays. Michelle loves these Ohio Buckeye desserts since she is originally from Cincinnati, Ohio area.

Paraffin?!? :shock: You can eat paraffin?!? :shock:

Old Settlers' Baked Beans

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•1/2 pound ground beef

•1/2 pound bacon, diced

•1 medium onion, chopped

•1/3 cup sugar

•1/3 cup packed brown sugar

•1/4 cup ketchup

•1/4 cup barbecue sauce

•1 tablespoon prepared mustard

•1/2 teaspoon pepper

•1/2 teaspoon chili powder

•1 (16 ounce) can pork and beans, undrained

•1 (16 ounce) can kidney beans, rinsed and drained

•1 (16 ounce) can Great Northern beans, rinsed and drained

In a large skillet, cook beef, bacon and onion until meat is done and onion is tender. Drain any fat. Combine all remaining ingredients except beans. Add to meat mixture; mix well. Stir in beans. Place in a greased 2-1/2-qt. casserole. Bake, covered, at 350 degrees F for 1 hour or until heated through. Makes 8 servings. (www.allrecipes.com)

Want to bet the bacon isn't turkey bacon?

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Jenesis Jexodus

In this "Chicken & Noodles" recipe, the Chicken is "optional"

Chicken & Noodles

8 cans cream of chicken soup

10 T. Mex. chicken boullion

17 c. water

1 onion chopped (or 1 T. onion powder)

4-5 bags egg noodles

chunks cooked chicken (optional)

pepper to taste

Boil Soup, Boullion, Water, & Onion. Boil 5 min.

Add Noodles & chicken. Pepper either in pot or at table. Yummy!

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mnb357
Broccoli Cheese Soup

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7 lbs. frozen broccoli

2 lbs. Velveeta™

1 quart sweet whipping cream

enough water to cook broccoli

1 c. cornstarch w/ cold water to thicken after hot

Cook broccoli first. Add Velveeta™ & whipping cream.

Add corn starch to thicken. Enjoy!

Oh, sweet Jesus! 2 lbs of velveeta will kill a fmaily of 19!

Poor Man's Pizzas

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Variation #1

20 flour tortillas

1 jar spaghetti sauce

4 c. shredded cheddar cheese (or mexican blend)

Spread spaghetti sauce on each tortilla. Sprinkle with cheese. Warm on plate in microwave for 1 min.

Wow, they cook like hungry stoners!

Thanks, I just spewed a mouthful of ham sandwich with pickles on my laptop!

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galaxygirl
In this "Chicken & Noodles" recipe, the Chicken is "optional"

Chicken & Noodles

8 cans cream of chicken soup

10 T. Mex. chicken boullion

17 c. water

1 onion chopped (or 1 T. onion powder)

4-5 bags egg noodles

chunks cooked chicken (optional)

pepper to taste

Boil Soup, Boullion, Water, & Onion. Boil 5 min.

Add Noodles & chicken. Pepper either in pot or at table. Yummy!

Found this on the FoodNetwork site, sounds much more yummy tbh

1/2 cup unsalted butter

1 medium Spanish onion, chopped

2 stalks celery (with leaves), chopped

3 medium carrots, chopped

1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon flour

7 cups chicken broth, homemade or low-sodium canned

3 sprigs parsley

3 sprigs fresh thyme

1 bay leaf

2 3/4 cups cooked, diced chicken

1/2 cup heavy cream

2 1/2 teaspoons dry sherry

1 tablespoon kosher salt

Freshly ground black pepper to taste

2 tablespoons chopped flat-leaf parsley

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food ... index.html

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Jenesis Jexodus

Found this on the FoodNetwork site, sounds much more yummy tbh

1/2 cup unsalted butter

1 medium Spanish onion, chopped

2 stalks celery (with leaves), chopped

3 medium carrots, chopped

1/2 cup plus 1 tablespoon flour

7 cups chicken broth, homemade or low-sodium canned

3 sprigs parsley

3 sprigs fresh thyme

1 bay leaf

2 3/4 cups cooked, diced chicken

1/2 cup heavy cream

2 1/2 teaspoons dry sherry

1 tablespoon kosher salt

Freshly ground black pepper to taste

2 tablespoons chopped flat-leaf parsley

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/food ... index.html

The food network magazine has great recipes. I don't think the FN is Duggar approved however, the magazine has same sex couples sharing their recipes. It might burn holes in their stomachs.

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