Meet Hellena and Currawong

[kolga]

I clicked on the last page of this thread wondering if it was worth starting at the beginning. I think I'm going to have to pour a glass of wine and click page one.

I don't think one glass is going to be enough. You may need to break out the tequila.

[B5SnowDog]

Ooops....I didn't mean to offend. My shudder-dance was directed at "sex while cord was hanging out.". :(

Yeah, that's pretty squicky.

[thekate]

I don't think one glass is going to be enough. You may need to break out the tequila.

And the brain bleach. Lots of brain bleach.

[icecreamycakeycake]

There have been several things identified on FJ that have confused, horrified and fascinated me.

1. Egg on the floor birth announcement.

2. Menstrual meat mounting.

aaannnnndddd.....

3. Birth cord dangling raw secks.

Seriously, how is this even quantum physically possible?

[happy atheist]

There have been several things identified on FJ that have confused, horrified and fascinated me.

1. Egg on the floor birth announcement.

2. Menstrual meat mounting.

aaannnnndddd.....

3. Birth cord dangling raw secks.

Seriously, how is this even quantum physically possible?

She was having twins. The first one came out and they cut the cord. Then labor stalled. She and Currawong fucked while the cord was dangling and clamped. The second baby was born more than 24 hours later.

If you're asking how anyone could ever be in the mood to fuck under those conditions, I'm afraid I've got no clue. But then I'm not as enlightened as Hellena.

[longskirtlotsakids]

They are missing out big time. If they had filmed that they could charge per view on the internet and make a lot of dough.

[happy atheist]

They are missing out big time. If they had filmed that they could charge per view on the internet and make a lot of dough.

:?

Not my kind of porn, but there's probably an audience for it. Pass the brain bleach, please.

[Witsec7]

They are missing out big time. If they had filmed that they could charge per view on the internet and make a lot of dough.

The least would have been to film it and submit it to the Guinness Book.

[JeanneD]

She was having twins. The first one came out and they cut the cord. Then labor stalled. She and Currawong fucked while the cord was dangling and clamped. The second baby was born more than 24 hours later.

If you're asking how anyone could ever be in the mood to fuck under those conditions, I'm afraid I've got no clue. But then I'm not as enlightened as Hellena.

I have chosen to believe that it was solely oral sex performed to achieve an orgasm and jumpstart labor. I'm sure there is proof that I am wrong, but I do not care. This is my belief !

Or else that Hellena has one hell of a libido . . .

[Lillybee]

I don't think one glass is going to be enough. You may need to break out the tequila.

I recommend a box of wine.

Jeeze Louise, I can't believe that I just discovered this. The poor children.

[OkToBeTakei]

She was having twins. The first one came out and they cut the cord. Then labor stalled. She and Currawong fucked while the cord was dangling and clamped. The second baby was born more than 24 hours later.

If you're asking how anyone could ever be in the mood to fuck under those conditions, I'm afraid I've got no clue. But then I'm not as enlightened as Hellena.

This just never gets old :lol:

[icecreamycakeycake]

I have chosen to believe that it was solely oral sex performed to achieve an orgasm and jumpstart labor. I'm sure there is proof that I am wrong, but I do not care. This is my belief !

Or else that Hellena has one hell of a libido . . .

This is my belief as well. I just don't see how penetration could work successfully, this is what I'm saying.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Oral sex is still pretty gross considering the cord is hanging out, and all the yucky stuff that comes out at birth.

[treemom]

Oral sex is still pretty gross considering the cord is hanging out, and all the yucky stuff that comes out at birth.

i think i just vomited in my mouth a little.

[ILoveJellybeans]

I wonder if they ate the placenta as well?

[happy atheist]

Sorry to do this to you, but it's not just oral:

He had an extremely short cord, and couldn’t reach my chest even, so Lisa cut it as soon as safe, and we hung out and blissed in the bath for a while.

As there was another baby still inside me, and the placenta’s weren’t likely to come out till the other babe came, it was clamped off and left hanging from me.

As the day wore on we started getting worried about when the next baby was going to come.

Max was gently held by my mother, and my 17 year old daughter also did me the huge favour of taking off her top and sitting with him skin to skin……making sure that Max was being held all the time as I tried every trick in the book to bring on labour.

Standing up, hanging from a rope from the ceiling, taking Currawong off into the back room for a quick fix of sex and semen, walking round the property, leaning all sorts of different ways……it wasn’t working. Max would wake occasionally and have a feed, and all the other kids were generally milling around with distractions being given to them, so we could focus on trying to bring the second baby earthbound.

The second twin was born 49 hours after the first one.

[fundifugee]

I have chosen to believe that it was solely oral sex performed to achieve an orgasm and jumpstart labor. I'm sure there is proof that I am wrong, but I do not care. This is my belief !

Or else that Hellena has one hell of a libido . . .

As I recall, there is specific mention of prostaglandins in semen being good for inducing labour.

But her scientific knowledge did not extend to the generally accepted concept that it is not advisable to have sex or poke anything else into the vagina after the water has broken.

[August]

It really is. Christmas, thanks to whoever bumped this post! I'm only on page 11, but I had to QFT this

This "Love" post is giving me flashbacks. You know, when you're crowded into a room full of people sitting on a mattress, a couch, and the floor, and the room is totally hotboxed, and all is silent except for one person rambling shit that makes perfect sense right then. The rambler is like, a total sage, has totally discovered the meaning of life, amongst nodding heads and the bubbling of the bong. And then no one can remember a fucking thing a few hours later, except the rambler, who pretends not to because it's just all so fucking mortifying. It's been years since I've gotten high like that, but man, reading her blog just takes me right back. Now I've got the munchies.

[formergothardite]

If her version of that story is actually what happened and not some made up shit she wrote when high, then it is a fucking miracle that they both didn't die.

[happy atheist]

It really is. Christmas, thanks to whoever bumped this post! I'm only on page 11, but I had to QFT this

Buckle up. You're in for quite a ride!

[Arete]

It really is. Christmas, thanks to whoever bumped this post! I'm only on page 11, but I had to QFT this

Wait till you get to experiencedd's short stories. This thread truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

[Witsec7]

Aretejo I will take that as a subtle reminder :lol:

[August]

My big concerns would be a roof that didn't leak and indoor plumbing.

Mindless drone tool of the capitalist patriachy. How can the spirit of the mother Earth flow through your dwelling-place if you shut Hyr out with shingles and tiles and thatch? And how can your life force return to her bosom if you entrap your bodily offerings in plastic tanks and ceramic pipes? If you would surrender yourself to her in the ways of human animals as your fore mothers have for eons uncounted you will lose your crippling fear of "tetanus" and "salmonella", for you will come to the knowledge that they are just corporeal manifestations of spiritual paucity and by dwelling in the fruit of the richness of her loins the juice of your spirit will overflow the constraints of your mere physical bodies.

[Deleted05]

There have been several things identified on FJ that have confused, horrified and fascinated me.

1. Egg on the floor birth announcement.

2. Menstrual meat mounting.

aaannnnndddd.....

3. Birth cord dangling raw secks.

Seriously, how is this even quantum physically possible?

Oh dear, I think I missed this one. *starts clicking*

[Witsec7]

Oh dear, I think I missed this one. *starts clicking*

Please consider the long term damage prior to searching the forum. I say this with the best of intentions. What is seen can never be unseen.Many have lived to regret their own curiosity when it comes to MMM.