Jinjer 35: The Baby Wait

[lumpentheologie]

Until embarrassingly recently I always heard Stevie Wonder's "Signed, Sealed, Delivered -- I'm yours" as "Five cents a minute -- I'm yours".   Gave me a pretty different idea about the song. 

For fundies I'd like to hump (solely by looks) Chad Paine or Josie Bates. Chad has the arms, eyes, and hair of my dreams, and Josie's willowy look and classic style get me (although I feel a bit weird since she's quite a bit younger than me). None of the Duggars or in-laws do anything for me. 

[KelseyAnn]

My misheard lyric was a Lorde song. 

I thought it was, "You know, cause we're only seventeen." 

When really it was, "You know, cause we're on each others team." 

[marmalade]

Real Duggar news! 

One of the four-seater planes flew to Laredo last night and hasn't made a return trip. My guess is that the Seewalds are paying a visit for filming Jessa giving Jinger pregnancy advice or some such bullshit. 

[SapphireSlytherin]

Nah. They’re down there to take that Jinger and Jessa back-to-back bump shot to announce Jessa’s pregnancy, which is my prediction from a week or so ago. Lol

[marmalade]

Sounds about right. 

[Four is Enough]

@Ace3, my now twenty six year old was enamored of an old song called "Little Willie Won't Go Home">.. which as I recall was mildly scatalogical.. he also listened to me pumping out the Prince music when I forgot that little pitchers have big ears...

 

You'd die to hear your kid sing, "Sexy Muthafucka".. Stick with Johnny Cash!!

[Iamtheway]

3 hours ago, CarrotCake said:

That song has one of the best misheard lyrics in Dutch, too bad you guys won’t understand.

 

One more from Bryan Adams: I got my first real sex dream. :-)

I have been waiting for that one since this thread drift started.

[nst]

1 hour ago, marmalade said:

Real Duggar news! 

One of the four-seater planes flew to Laredo last night and hasn't made a return trip. My guess is that the Seewalds are paying a visit for filming Jessa giving Jinger pregnancy advice or some such bullshit. 

sounds intriguing.  Jessa will also bring all of Spud's clothes so they CAN SAVE THE DIFFERENCE. Cause we don't know HOW TO SAVE THE DIFFERENCE

[MakeItSo]

Being hard of hearing, I mishear things all the time, not just songs. I can't tell you folks how many times I sat in the cafeteria with friends during my undergrad years and all of a sudden busted out laughing. All the heads would whip around to look at me, and one of the super conservative girls at the table would always go, "whatever you THINK you heard...I didn't say that!" Most of my friends would insist on me telling them what I'd actually heard. Half the time it was just silly stuff, but the other half, of course, was dirty stuff   Needless to say, whenever I'm in loud places with people who know ASL, I miss out on the wonderful misheard moments I get to experience with my hearing friends...though my head hurts a little less after and I'm not as exhausted from trying to keep up with conversations in a loud environment. 

As for song lyrics: My family listened to a lot of Michael Jackson when I was little and I remember hearing "The cheedd isn't not my son." This lyric always confused me and for a very long time. It wasn't until I learned how to use the computer and I finally discovered that you could search for song lyrics, that I finally found out the real lyrics. Nowadays, I google song lyrics all the time. I like to understand what I'm listening to and it's hard for me to hear every word correctly, even with good quality headphones. Interestingly, I realized not too long ago that songs in Spanish are a lot easier for me to understand the first time around. I did grow up bilingually but I think it's because of Spanish sounds being more straight forward than English sounds...I dunno but I find it interesting. 

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

17 hours ago, SapphireSlytherin said:

Nah. They’re down there to take that Jinger and Jessa back-to-back bump shot to announce Jessa’s pregnancy, which is my prediction from a week or so ago. Lol

Jessa & Joy get all 3 sisters at once.

[karen77]

16 hours ago, nst said:

sounds intriguing.  Jessa will also bring all of Spud's clothes so they CAN SAVE THE DIFFERENCE. Cause we don't know HOW TO SAVE THE DIFFERENCE

But do they actually "Save the difference" as in, decide that say two shirts and two pairs of pants would normally cost 40 dollars, but since they got it for 10, they are putting that 30 in their savings account? doubtful.

[NakedKnees]

In regards to the massive amount of Duggar thread drift right now...

I'm only here because my brain needs a break from catching up on the last few Rodrigues threads. Holy shit. Someone over there pointed out that there's actually a lot going on on FJ right now... the Shrader Thread, Ian and Larissa (not my sort of thing but seems popular), Weens, Alan Smith Junior the child rapist's newfound love for writing, and more. 

Anyway, I normally haunt the Duggar threads more than I'm proud of, but if anyone is craving fundie snark action there is A LOT going on in other parts of the forum right now.

[NotQuiteMotY]

On 1/10/2018 at 12:22 PM, allthegoodnamesrgone said:

I have a friend that is notorious for misunderstanding lyrics. 

 

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THE TOP 40 MOST MISHEARD LYRICS

1. 'Money for nothin' and chips for free'. Correct lyric: 'Money for nothin' and your chicks for free' from Dire Straits’ 'Money For Nothing'.

2. 'Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you'. Correct lyric: 'Every time you go away take a piece of me with you' from Paul Young’s 'Every Time You Go Away'.

3. 'Sue Lawley'. Correct lyric: 'So lonely' from The Police’s 'So Lonely'.

4. 'We built this city on sausage rolls'. Correct lyric: 'We built this city on rock 'n' roll' from Starship’s 'We Built This City'.

5. 'Saving his life from this warm sausage tea'. Correct lyric: 'Spare him his life from this monstrosity' from Queen’s 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.

6. 'See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen'. Correct lyric: 'See that girl, watch that scene, diggin' the Dancing Queen' from ABBA’s 'Dancing Queen'.

7. 'Excuse me while I kiss this guy'. Correct lyric: 'Excuse me while I kiss the sky' from Jimi Hendrix’s 'Purple Haze'.

8. 'Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tangerine'. Correct lyric: 'Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine' from ABBA’s 'Dancing Queen'.

9. 'Sweet dreams are made of cheese'. Correct lyric: 'Sweet dreams are made of these' from The Eurythmics’ 'Sweet Dreams (are made of this)'.

10. 'Calling Jamaica'. Correct lyric: 'Call me when you try to wake her' from R.E.M.’s 'The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite'.

11. 'Or should I just keep chasing penguins'. Correct lyric: 'Or should I just keep chasing pavements' from Adele’s 'Chasing Pavements'.

12. 'All the lonely Starbucks lovers'. Correct lyric: 'Got a long list of ex-lovers' from Taylor Swift’s 'Blank Space'.

13. 'I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone'. Correct lyric: 'I can see clearly now, the rain is gone' from Johnny Nash’s 'I can see clearly now'.

14. 'Gimme Gimme Gimme a man after midnight, take me to the doctors at the break of the day'. Correct lyric: 'Take me through the darkness to the break of the day' from ABBA’s 'Gimme Gimme Gimme'.

15. 'Poppadom Peach'. Correct lyric: 'Papa don't preach' from Madonna’s 'Papa don't preach'.

16. 'It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not'. Correct lyric: 'It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not' from Bon Jovi’s 'Livin’ On A Prayer'.

17. 'I'm farting carrots'. Correct lyric: 'I'm 14 carat' from Selena Gomez’s 'Good for you'.

18. 'Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her'. Correct lyric: 'Then I saw her face, now I’m a believer' from The Monkees’ 'I’m a Believer'.

19. 'I want to hold your ham'. Correct lyric: 'I want to hold your hand' from The Beatles’ 'I want to hold your hand'.

20. 'Kicking your cat all over the place'. Correct lyric: 'Kicking your can all over the place' from Queen’s 'We Will Rock You'.

21. 'Blue seal in the sky with diamonds'. Correct lyric: 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds' from The Beatles’ 'Lucy in the sky with diamonds'.

22. 'Dyslexics on fire'. Correct lyric: 'Your sex is on fire' from Kings of Leon’s 'Sex on Fire'.

23. 'Here we are now, in containers'. Correct lyric: 'Here we are now, entertain us' from Nirvana’s 'Smells like teen spirit'.

24. "Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight". Correct lyric: "That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight" from R.E.M.’s 'Losing my religion'.

25. 'Bald-headed woman... bald-headed woman to me'. Correct lyric: 'More than a woman… more than a woman to me' from the Bee Gees’ 'More than a woman'.

26. 'I remove umbilicals'. Correct lyric: 'I believe in miracles' from Hot Chocolate’s 'You Sexy Thing'.

27. 'We're caught in a trout'. Correct lyric: 'We're caught in a trap' from Elvis Presley’s 'Suspicious Minds'

28. 'I'm Terry Wogan'. Correct lyric: 'I'm every woman' from Chaka Khan’s 'I’m every woman'.

29. 'Let me just staple the vicar'. Correct lyric: 'Just let me state for the record' from Sister Sledge’s 'We Are Family'.

30. 'This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus'. Correct lyric: 'This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius' from Fifth Dimension’s 'Aquarius'.

31. 'You're the wobbly one'. Correct lyric: 'You're the one that I want' from John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John’s 'One that I want'.

32. 'Don't go Jason Waterfalls'. Correct lyric: 'Don't go chasing waterfalls' from TLC’s 'Waterfalls'.

33. 'A year has passed since I broke my nose'. Correct lyric: 'A year has passed since I wrote my note' from The Police’s 'Message In A Bottle'.

34. 'Kick a chicken with it'. Correct lyric: 'Gettin’ jiggy with it' from Will Smith’s 'Gettin’ jiggy with it'.

35. 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza'. Correct lyric: 'Hold me closer, tiny dancer' from Elton John’s 'Tiny Dancer'.

36. 'Take your teeth out, tell me what's wrong'. Correct lyric: 'Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong' from Abba’s 'Chiquitita'.

37. 'I like big butts in a can of limes'. Correct lyric: 'I like big butts and I cannot lie' from Sir Mix-A-Lot’s 'Baby Got Back'.

38. 'We’re working for peanuts'. Correct lyric: 'We're heading for Venus' from Europe’s 'The Final Countdown'.

39. 'I just died in your barn tonight, mustard no mayonnaise instead'. Correct lyric: 'I just died in your arms tonight, It must have been something you said' from Cutting Crew’s 'I just died in your arms tonight'.

40. 'Aww freak cow! Le freak, c'est sheep'. Correct lyric: 'Aww freak out! Le freak, c'est Chic' from Chic’s 'Le Freak'.

 

 

As a direct result of this list I went to YouTube to look up some of the songs. For some reason this was suggested for me: 

So thank you!

[Sarahj]

On 1/9/2018 at 10:32 PM, VeryNikeSeamstress said:

A former colleague pointed out this gem in What a Feeling by Irene Cara.

What a feeling, Bein's believing, I can have it all, Now I'm dancing for my life.

Take your pants off, and make it happen...

I'm also fan of that Imagine Dragons song about Where Matt Damon Hides.

I used to think that's what it meant, but I realized a few years ago that its "take your passion, and make it happen!"

[halcionne]

There's a Duggar plane in flight from Laredo to New Orleans right now. What a town to visit as a pregnant fundie!

[keen23]

23 minutes ago, halcionne said:

There's a Duggar plane in flight from Laredo to New Orleans right now. What a town to visit as a pregnant fundie!

How different would it be? Not like she'd be drinking in the first place...

[allthegoodnamesrgone]

Is JD flying JinJer to some speaking engagement?  Wasn't Jeremy doing some fudy preching thing soon? 

[marmalade]

I think the Seewalds were with JD. The plane was only in New Orleans for a couple of hours before returning back to AR. I'm sure JD is on a plane to Oz as I type. 

There was some bible thing going on in NO this weekend. Perhaps the Seewalds are speaking there? Ben is on winter break until Tuesday, so it works timewise. 

[singsingsing]

JD can't be the one flying the plane, he's currently in Australia. I would guess either Josiah (if he didn't go to Australia) or Austin was the one flying.

[marmalade]

JD was not on the dais in the pics Pickles posted. 

[singsingsing]

Just now, marmalade said:

JD was not on the dais in the pics Pickles posted. 

Maybe he's the one filming? I would be impressed but also not surprised if he somehow found a way to stay out of the spotlight. 

[karen77]

14 hours ago, singsingsing said:

Maybe he's the one filming? I would be impressed but also not surprised if he somehow found a way to stay out of the spotlight. 

And obviously we've determined that Josiah is down under.

[rainbowbabycakes]

On 1/12/2018 at 11:01 AM, NotQuiteMotY said:

As a direct result of this list I went to YouTube to look up some of the songs. For some reason this was suggested for me: 

 

I saw this the other day... my 10 year old thought it was pretty cool, lol

[just_ordinary]

On 11.1.2018 at 12:44 PM, SeekingAdventure said:

I find it really interesting that mishearing lyrics also happens if it is your mother tongue. For me it is usually in english, but even with that, I've gotten a lot better. I don't usually mishear lyrics in german (granted, I do not listen to a lot of german music because I mostly do not like it...) My parents love folk and traditional music, and the music channel they listen to has the most random and weird song choices.. sometimes they throw in something that has like 5 french words in it, which do nto make sense at all, but hey, we are so international.. That's usually the time when my earphones come out to play..

Let’s introduce: Herbert Grönemeyer

I am convinced absolutely no one knows what he is singing. You can’t make our more than three words in a row. Absolutely hate his music for this!

But, yes there was a time were German speaking music was just rubbish. Never forget the bad Gangster Rap adaptations. It has improved a tiny little bit, but as always, the industry swallowed it fast and now it feels like they all have the same writers, shallow messages and the videos are just long commercials.

[CorruptionInc.]

On 13/01/2018 at 7:05 AM, keen23 said:

How different would it be? Not like she'd be drinking in the first place...

The food would be better than the usual Duggar fare she is used to.