Chelsy and John's Wedding and the Aftermath

[nomoxian]

'Can you fill time?'

'ENCORE'

Minute later - 'Im gonna preach more'

[singsingsing]

I stepped out to make a tea, walked back into the room and saw them running, now they're back and she's reading her vows? What the heck?

[griffin]

did she just announce she had to go to the bathroom?

[marmalade]

WTH just happened?

[Jingerale]

Steve kept looking back when they left. Probably wondering if they were sneaking their first kiss already.

[sleepy_doggos]

Helpmeet! Bingo!

[JermajestyDuggar]

Did they go back and kiss in private? Did she plan this? 

[Foudeb]

Steve ans his reconstructed genitals must be fuming at this lack of planning. Which makes me happy!

[Captain Obvious]

I'm having a grand old time making ridiculous assumptions about Steve's opinions about this, based on his body language from the back. 

He didn't seem to be highly amused with all the I Forgot My Vows hijinks, I've decided.

[singsingsing]

Just now, JermajestyDuggar said:

Did they go back and kiss in private? Did she plan this? 

I thought that's what was happening, but why would they have done it before they were finished reciting their vows? I thought maybe she forgot the paper with her vows on it, but then why would they both go?

[fellowunfundie]

Did they go back and kiss in private? Did she plan this? 

I don’t know but she is SO EAGER to kiss him.

[JermajestyDuggar]

A drone?!?!?

[singsingsing]

omfg a drone delivering the rings. I'm fucking done.

[nomoxian]

a DRONE!? that is actually really cool

[helenprev]

A drone!! Well this is different....

[marmalade]

A drone? Really?

[seraaa]

OMG

[AliC]

OMFG, a drone carrying the rings?

...Okay then!

[fluffy]

Uh oh - she said "team together." Don't tell Lori short-shorts Alexander, who recently ruled that married couples are not a team. 

In all honesty, Chelsey seems to have a lot more going on upstairs than most fundie brides. Good for her. 

[griffin]

some guy just sent the rings from the back of the church on a drone. gag me

[seraaa]

Just now, singsingsing said:

I thought that's what was happening, but why would they have done it before they were finished reciting their vows? I thought maybe she forgot the paper with her vows on it, but then why would they both go?

She did say she forgot her vows!

[snickers34]

Free Jinger = a magical place where a christian fundamentalist wedding in Iowa creates a 'hot' thread.

[JermajestyDuggar]

The Mennonite relatives are probably rolling their eyes out of their heads! 

[mydoggoskeeper]

Oh no, mentioning a debt free house at the wedding?!?!  dafuq

 

tacky

[WiseGirl]

Drone? Better than a glitter cannon I guess.  Still this is reminding me why I fast forward through Digger weddings.