Chelsy and John's Wedding and the Aftermath

[AliC]

This wedding seems different from your usual Maxwell wedding in so many aspects, and yet I'm STILL starting to fall asleep! Some things never change...lol

[fellowunfundie]

Ha, it's fun to snark but if this is what they want then more power to them
So much talking, though!

I’m really interested to hear Sarah’s blog recap of all their speeches.

[justmy2cents]

40 min later.......snore. When do the vows come? 

[seraaa]

3 minutes ago, singsingsing said:

All the fundies must have been salivating at that mention of a 14 and 15-year-old getting married. #goals

Whaaat I missed that bit. Was it a biblical reference?

[fluffy]

Wait, is the groom with the highway patrol? What the heck does this ramble have to do with getting hitched? Something about laws... stepping in and out of cars, negotiations with the D.A. It's like Law and Order Vehicular Unit. 

Is there an officiant in this church? 

[griffin]

now he's blathdering about his dead grandfather's speeding ticket

[Captain Obvious]

3 minutes ago, fellowunfundie said:

I’m really interested to hear Sarah’s blog recap of all their speeches.

She didn't recap the speeches at Joe's wedding IIRC. Maybe it was so unremarkable "... and Dad talked about DEATH again" that she couldn't think of anything to say? 

[usmcmom]

USMCDAD:  "Is he going to shut up and marry that girl or what?"

USMCMOM: "See how smug these people are?"

I am not kidding; if I was a guest at that wedding, I'd be soooo mad having to listen to all this yada yada yada. Get me to that taco soup! 

[ViolaSebastian]

Aww, yeah. The creepy laying on of hands!!

[seraaa]

They really are a musically talented family

[fluffy]

OMG OMG I thought she was going to kneel at his feet. It looked Christian risqué, as Ken Alexander would put it. 

[fellowunfundie]

The blonde lady who just walked to the piano is definitely pregnant. Who is she?

[AliC]

Maybe this prayer and song means things are finally about to start wrapping up. I hope.

[JermajestyDuggar]

Bryn Bontrager is playing piano now and her friend is singing. I don't know thatguy though. 

[singsingsing]

Oh my God.

 

[OldFadedStar]

So they get on their knees for this song.. 

Umm.. when Chelsy got on her knees it was a little defrauding because I didn't realize John was getting on his knees too and her face was very close to his crotch... 

I was thoroughly confused

[seraaa]

1 minute ago, fellowunfundie said:

The blonde lady who just walked to the piano is definitely pregnant. Who is she?

Is it one of the recent Bontrager brides?

[marmalade]

Gee Teri, that's the best you could do?

[helenprev]

I'm sitting at the laptop with my headphones in watching the livestream. 17year old son came in to get his bag, grinned at me and said "I love you, enjoy". He has NO idea what I'm watching and would be entirely baffled if he knew!

[JermajestyDuggar]

1 minute ago, fellowunfundie said:

The blonde lady who just walked to the piano is definitely pregnant. Who is she?

I thinkChelsy went with a stretchy high waisted dress because so many bridesmaids are pregnant! 

[singsingsing]

The guy speaking now looks like Ted Cruz and it's really freaking me out. Why would they invite the Zodiac Killer to perform their marriage ceremony?

[Captain Obvious]

Hang on - they're saying their vows and Steve hasn't got to speak yet? 

 

[JermajestyDuggar]

1 minute ago, seraaa said:

Is it one of the recent Bontrager brides?

No. She's the only non related BM I think. The one next to her in line is a cousin. 

[justmy2cents]

Almost vow time, finally.

[nomoxian]

7 minutes ago, AliC said:

This wedding seems different from your usual Maxwell wedding in so many aspects, and yet I'm STILL starting to fall asleep! Some things never change...lol

I just went and made myself another stiff drink. If I am going to fall asleep, I might as well have fun doing it!