Chelsy and John's Wedding and the Aftermath

[Hane]

This reminds me so much of the videos I saw of the Pristopher/NR-Anna and Pecan/Priscilla weddings. Ginormous wedding parties, all gazillion verses of several hymns, penis-holders bloviating ad infinitum nauseamque, Jesus’s sacrifice, FERTILITY—and then will come the whole Transfer of Authority bullshit. The only damn special day of a fundie girl’s life, and she gets to be reminded publicly that she’s a second-hand citizen.

[JermajestyDuggar]

The the three new Bontrager brides are #3, #4, #5 standing up top. 

[seraaa]

Glad too learn the Christian god invented marriage

[JermajestyDuggar]

John Steven Maxwell :-/ 

[Jingerale]

Finally with the vows. 

[justmy2cents]

Melanie snuck out the side door 

[seraaa]

Even the Pastor is like, "well, I have nothing new to say here"

[JermajestyDuggar]

Just now, justmy2cents said:

Melanie snuck out the side door 

Lucky her.

[marmalade]

OBEY! BINGO!!!!!

[mydoggoskeeper]

DING DING DING...... OBEY!!!!  check that on off

[nomoxian]

8 minutes ago, griffin said:

now he's blathdering about his dead grandfather's speeding ticket

I dont recall my grandfather driving or getting a ticket, but somehow this wedding reminds me of a Mormon funeral.

[hasunah]

4 minutes ago, Captain Obvious said:

Hang on - they're saying their vows and Steve hasn't got to speak yet? 

 

But everyone heard about the status of his junk so that's a trade off .

[Marian the Librarian]

1 minute ago, marmalade said:

OBEY! BINGO!!!!!

Gaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!

[Captain Obvious]

WHAT?

[JermajestyDuggar]

why did they leave?!?

[AllisonWndrland]

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING????

[helenprev]

WHAT IS GOING ON?! Did she say she needed to go to the bathroom? Why did John go too?

[fluffy]

OHHHHHH THE BEST EVER! Runaway bride. The officiant has no control over this zoo.

[fellowunfundie]

She forgot her vows in the back room! They went to get them!! WHAT!!

[OldFadedStar]

Did they just.. run off? Why did they run off? Because Chelsy didn't have her personal vows? And asked the pastor to kill time? 

 

Umm..?????

[seraaa]

Just now, JermajestyDuggar said:

why did they leave?!?

Chelsy left her vows in the back room lol

[ViolaSebastian]

Wait, what is happening? Why did they leave?

[Loveday]

What the HELL just happened? Why did they leave the preacher standing there?

[justmy2cents]

Just now, JermajestyDuggar said:

why did they leave?!?

I don't get it either?

[JermajestyDuggar]

Are they off kissing? What is going on?!