Counting On - Part 6: Benye Wants to Give the Gospel to the "Inner City"

[Jinder Roles]

10 hours ago, Dandruff said:

I'm assuming this was a gross violation of company policy. 

What happened to the guy?

That's a gross violation of human decency. But I'm grateful because Bob has brought such joy to this thread. Great story @MarblesMom

[Trynn]

The only Dick pics I've ever exchanged with my husband.  the look like these...

Also once exchanged 'tit' picks with a friends husband.  You know, the little birds....

 

Someone in the math lab was doing a crossword puzzle and asked out loud. I turned away from my math (which I was failing badly) and said, "the word your looking for is tit bird, not tic bird."

No one believed me till they googled it.

[Grimalkin]

6 minutes ago, Trynn said:

Someone in the math lab was doing a crossword puzzle and asked out loud. I turned away from my math (which I was failing badly) and said, "the word your looking for is tit bird, not tic bird."

No one believed me till they googled it.

I had to google it. 

[EyeQueue]

10 hours ago, MoonFace said:

You could have hit it with a stick to see it 'swell'.   LOL

 

I wish I had been so brave. He would have thought twice about hanging the old wangdoodle out from between two boards, LOL!!!!

[TShirtsLongSkirts]

@Kittikatz that grade 7 experience sounds horrific, I'm sorry.  Where was the teacher during this?!? 

[CyborgKin]

On 17/04/2016 at 10:20 AM, MarblesMom said:

If no one has posted this yet - here ya go.  An option for unwanted DPs.   This woman made art out of her DP collection - quite creative....

http://www.vice.com/read/this-woman-turned-her-collection-of-unsolicited-dick-pics-into-an-art-show

My favorite part of the article: 

"What would you tell a woman to do in this situation, when she receives an unwanted dick pic? 

Send back a picture of a better looking dick."

Has no one considered the blackmail potential?

On 17/04/2016 at 4:52 PM, Dandruff said:

Is there someplace these pics could be forwarded/posted to, along with the sender's name, that they would hate?

 

The sender's family.

[Trynn]

I had to google it. 

Well I. Their defense, they'd only seen me do math. I have undiagnosed and untreated dyscalculia, so anyone watching me do math thinks I'm one of the stupidest people on the planet. So when I shot back the right answer they were just shocked I wasn't completely stupid in all areas of life.

[Kittikatz]

5 hours ago, TShirtsLongSkirts said:

@Kittikatz that grade 7 experience sounds horrific, I'm sorry.  Where was the teacher during this?!? 

Sitting at her desk in the back of the room. It looked like she was grading papers or doing some sort of work as she listened to the (no doubt) riveting  country presentations we each had to give (I had Cuba). Not sure why the little trolls in the peanut gallery decided to act out at me, but it was disturbing...

[InThePrayerCloset]

On 18 April 2016 at 10:13 PM, JillyO said:

Oh my goodness. I'm sorry, I'm sure that was a really uncomfortable task at the time. But boy does it make for a hilarious story!!

One of my early jobs as a graduate lawyer was completing discovery on a case. we literally had trolley loads of pictures and porn sent via company email. nothing like compiling detailed  chronologies and summaries of the images, and trying to think of an index to describe them... i ended up going with "Image 1", "Image 2" as "man with goat" was getting too detailed. 

Love how a company will spend thousands paying lawyers to investigate employees for sending porn on work email, but lawyers that are employees get emailed thousands of sexually harassing images as part of their duties of employment... fun times. 

[nst]

when I worked for really rich people in their office - i had to take the maid to feed the ducks 

[Fundie Bunny]

25 minutes ago, InThePrayerCloset said:

 i ended up going with "Image 1", "Image 2" as "man with goat" was getting too detailed. 

 

... better if I don't ask

[iweartanktops]

1 hour ago, Fundie Bunny said:

... better if I don't ask

But you're still curious, huh? I am.

[Four is Enough]

1 hour ago, Fundie Bunny said:

... better if I don't ask

But goats? I bet the Nauglers know..... (oh smack my fingers and send me to the prayer closet)

[Snarkylark]

Bahahahahahaha, just read the article linked above about the UDP gallery and skipped over to check my email. First email was from Dick's sporting goods. Lol- was taken aback a bit! Fwiw, I've never received an UDP and I'm ok with that. 

[ChickenettiLuvr]

Hey, FJ -- I just crawled out of the hole that is all things Lori Alexander.  I really hate that witch.

So going back to visit the Duggars tonight in the next version of Counting Endlessly ... will actually be a step up.

Now I'm off to the kitchen to make a godly nourishing dinner.  Italian beef sandwiches & loaded mashed potatoes, if you must know.  Not in the mood for big or salad tonight.

[MoonFace]

2 hours ago, ChickenettiLuvr said:

Hey, FJ -- I just crawled out of the hole that is all things Lori Alexander.  I really hate that witch.

So going back to visit the Duggars tonight in the next version of Counting Endlessly ... will actually be a step up.

Now I'm off to the kitchen to make a godly nourishing dinner.  Italian beef sandwiches & loaded mashed potatoes, if you must know.  Not in the mood for big or salad tonight.

No TTC?

[homeschoolmomma1]

Does anyone know how TLC pays everyone on the show? Like if they show Josie does she get money? What about the 2 seconds of Jim Bob and Michelle? Just trying to figure out if they get paid for things on the cutting room floor

[Maggie Mae]

14 minutes ago, homeschoolmomma1 said:

Does anyone know how TLC pays everyone on the show? Like if they show Josie does she get money? What about the 2 seconds of Jim Bob and Michelle? Just trying to figure out if they get paid for things on the cutting room floor

Most reality shows pay per episode. The minor children won't be paid directly. 

[nst]

Bonus scene 

anna wants to send a big trap to scaryCA

a man you never met before is not a good friend - he is an aquantiance

according to Flame - Ben is articulate 

BWAHAH 

[nst]

oh goody josh talk is next 

[homeschoolmomma1]

I have to balance my checkbook tonight and pay bills. Sadly, this is more exciting to do during the show than actually gluing myself to the screen

[MarblesMom]

Jessa looked so out of place and uncomfortable - I missed it the first time around.  Wow.

[Buzzard]

Is flame wearing prayer beads around his neck?

[EyeQueue]

21 minutes ago, nst said:

Bonus scene 

anna wants to send a big trap to scaryCA

a man you never met before is not a good friend - he is an aquantiance

according to Flame - Ben is articulate 

BWAHAH 

Holy crap, what does this even mean?

Do you have a link for this clip? Thx!

[Mercer]

23 minutes ago, nst said:

according to Flame - Ben is articulate 

I can't quite figure out if Flame has a highly developed sense of irony and is a fantastic troll, or if he really manages to be just as clueless as a Duggar in spite of having more life experience to draw on.