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Counting On - Part 6: Benye Wants to Give the Gospel to the "Inner City"


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6 hours ago, Jana'sHairScrunchie said:

I have received one unsolicited dick pic from a former male friend. It was really impressive, to the point that I kind of assumed it wasn't actually his (but I think it might have been, whatever). The thing was like a parade float

My fiancé and I send flirty texts but he always keeps that aspect covered up, which I actually appreciate. Keepin' it tasteful. 

Parade float?  I have to admit my first thought was, can you show us, I gotta see this.

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6 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

At one point at work, about 10 years ago, a male employee was sending DPs to other male employees, via company email.  The recipients complained and I was assigned to investigate.  Clearly, one of the high points of my career in HR....

So, I had the printed pic, and at some point in my questioning, held it up in front of the sender and asked him "Is this yours?" (And at the same time wondering internally what I had done wrong in past lives to be in the current situation...)

He never admitted the pic was his own junk, but I never understood where he was heading with his antics.  He admitted to sending DPs, however. 

Sigh.

Oh my goodness. :laughing-rolling: I'm sorry, I'm sure that was a really uncomfortable task at the time. But boy does it make for a hilarious story!!

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@MarblesMom  I had my stories from my years in HR but nothing like that!   Probably not so funny to deal with at the time but later on, fortunately you can have a laugh. 

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Why does this thread make me think some of the Duggar males would have been flashers in another life?

 

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23 minutes ago, anotherone said:

Parade float?  I have to admit my first thought was, can you show us, I gotta see this.

New thread? LOL.

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On 4/15/2016 at 0:10 PM, zee_four said:

 

I'm 28 and om the younger side of my classmates and friends. Only time i gor unsolicited dick pics was playing Chat Roulette. But unsolicited might not be the right term for those, we played Chat Roulette in college to get those rando dick shots, every one was a shot in one of our drinking games

Maybe its a Saskatchewan thing? 

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9 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

At one point at work, about 10 years ago, a male employee was sending DPs to other male employees, via company email.  The recipients complained and I was assigned to investigate.  Clearly, one of the high points of my career in HR....

So, I had the printed pic, and at some point in my questioning, held it up in front of the sender and asked him "Is this yours?" (And at the same time wondering internally what I had done wrong in past lives to be in the current situation...)

He never admitted the pic was his own junk, but I never understood where he was heading with his antics.  He admitted to sending DPs, however. 

Sigh.

 

 

This is amazing! There's exactly NO chance I would have held my composure. None. :laughing-rolling:

I'm trying to imagine... "Is this your penis, Bob?"

 

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1 hour ago, iweartanktops said:

This is amazing! There's exactly NO chance I would have held my composure. None. :laughing-rolling:

I'm trying to imagine... "Is this your penis, Bob?"

 

Would he need to prove it was or wasn't his? I could not. I can't even type this without laughing.

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2 minutes ago, Ungodly Grandma said:

Would he need to prove it was or wasn't his? I could not. I can't even type this without laughing.

"Bob, I don't have any hard evidence, but I do think you sent this dick pic photograph of a penis."

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The only Dick pics I've ever exchanged with my husband.  the look like these...

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Also once exchanged 'tit' picks with a friends husband.  You know, the little birds....

 

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Just turned 25 and the only dick pic I've seen was when I was 12-13? back in the chatroom days. A friend and I were just messing around with some random guy when he decided to send his wangdoodle through. Honestly it was probably the first time I had ever really seen a penis and it was quite the um, specimen for my first one. To this day we still refer to him as "9 inch Jay". :clap:

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Either he was ashamed of his own, therefore not admitting the pic was he; or alternatively, the DPs were of random strangers' members.  

We will never know the truth.... but we can wonder.

 

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4 hours ago, anotherone said:

Parade float?  I have to admit my first thought was, can you show us, I gotta see this.

I no longer have the photo, but it was really something to marvel at... if you could get past the grodiness of sending unwanted photos of your genitals to unsuspecting people. If you photoshopped some wheels on the pic, it could have given the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile a run for its money.

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18 hours ago, EyeQueue said:

I've never gotten a dick pic, but have been the unwilling recipient of various flashings from the time I was about 7 to 16.

1.) Flasher at the fence of my elementary school.

2.) Man who would take his garbage out with his robe undone and wearing nothing underneath it. While kids were walking past his house on the way to school. C. 3rd grade

3.) Man driving in a car wanking it and asked me and my friend up to the window to give him directions. Saw said waking and we ran off down the street. 6th grade

4.) Man who would hang out on a common route that high schoolers would walk home. He would stand behind this fence and stick his junk out between two fence slats. 10th grade

I always wondered what, exactly, I had done wrong to receive this amount of flashed junk. :tw_angry:

You could have hit it with a stick to see it 'swell'.   LOL

 

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My first experience was with flashers. Grade 7 (the public school experiment era) I had to give a presentation to the class, and the boys in the front row whipped out their dicks and started waving them at me or trying to wank off. One guy held up a piece of paper that said they were going to fuck me after class. I ignored them, gave the presentation and sat down like nothing happened, but the mental image has revolted me for years.

Fast forward to early 20s and some idiot scanned and emailed me an image of his junk. It took me a few tries to figure out what it was supposed to be and I still don't know why I was supposed to be impressed.... My thumb is bigger than his dick was (and I have small hands, even for a woman)

Since then, many unsolicited dic pics (part of why I've given up online dating), most of which were unimpressive. I've taken to assuming they want a critique of some kind, so I would give them a rating out of ten (none got higher than a five) and pointing out their failings in some detail. Usually stopped the dick pics pretty fast.

Had one idiot at work taking pictures of his junk in various states of arousal, using a work issued cell phone while in uniform while on premises owned by employer and posting them online during work hours and emailing them to various women from his work email address... So much fail.... He got fired, his lawyer filed an access to information request, and I had to wade through all the sad dic pics and pathetic emails that were in the HR file so I could give it to the lawyer. On the whole, have to say I preferred dealing with records about messy fatalities than that. The pics on the gruesome death files were nowhere near as disturbing to me (I could pretend they weren't real, if that makes any sense) as emails and pics of that very stupid man's nasty junk.

 

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One of my old sorority sisters is on a dating app, I believe it's OK Cupid. Whenever she gets frustrated at the stuff guys write to her, she'll post it on her Facebook. It's really some of the most sexually vile things I've ever seen. And while dick pics are vile, the stuff men can write is so nasty, too.

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I love FJ thread drift... "Bin in the city" has regressed to dick pics and flashers.  ANYTHING is more interesting than the duggars!

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Since we're on the topic, I have an outstanding flasher story. I was about 12 and my friend's Mom was taking us to see, appropriately, a performance of The Nutcracker. We were walking to the theater and this greasy redneck type emerges from an alley a few paces in front of us, and immediately proceeds to whip his dick out and pee on the brick side of a building while starting us down. My friend's mom, an unfailingly cheerful Southern PTA mom type, just says, "What's that little thing in your hand?" while steering us past.

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Since we are talking about dick pics and dick flashers - reminds me of a time about 30 years ago, when the parents of a college friend of mine were taking their morning stroll.  Both were over 65 at the time.  They saw a man ahead of them, flashing them.  The wife said, "don't look! don't look!  That's what he wants!" and they turned around and headed back home, called the police and reported the incident.  Police come to the house to take a report and the officer asks the husband, "what did this man look like?" and he said, "I don't know, my wife wouldn't let me look at him."  LOL!

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4 hours ago, Dandruff said:

I'm assuming this was a gross violation of company policy.:56247953c05d2_32(6): 

What happened to the guy?

It was a very gross violation.  He doesn't work there anymore.  Snort.

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4 hours ago, Dandruff said:

I'm assuming this was a gross violation of company policy.:56247953c05d2_32(6): 

What happened to the guy?

Company Policy?

How about gross violation of federal law.

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I have never received a dick pic, But have been flashed, but the flashing, was less lurid and more except able, in the situations. But, in past jobs, I have seen a few penises, and neither job, was in any bit to deals with porn.

 

First, was a Scotsman, who forgot how to sit in a kilt, and poorly devised layout to break room, leaving me sat at his crotch level. The other was related to the 2G he had.

 

But saying, this I find it funny, that is in the end the Duggars talk has gotten so boring, it has turned into just dick talk, and nothing else, they must be proud. LOL

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