LOLDOUG

[Haligh the Liar]

Holy fuck. I LOVE this one.

Actual men? Actual Arsenal? Hot footballers pointing and laughing (at Dougie)? Full of win.

[Guest Anonymous]

I wish St. Mel of the Brooks were alive, Douggie could have provided him with sooo much material.

St. Mel is still very much alive but you're right, Dougie could keep him ve-r-r-y busy.

[Witsec7]

St. Mel is still very much alive but you're right, Dougie could keep him ve-r-r-y busy.

Yes, my ancient brain was a bit muddled, I most certainly was thinking of the St. George of the Carlin. I so would like Mel to do a musical version of the great Anaconda adventure. :lol:

[kunoichi66]

[thoughtful]

Holy fuck. I LOVE this one.

Actual men? Actual Arsenal? Hot footballers pointing and laughing (at Dougie)? Full of win.

Glad I could give you a smile (and a look at an Arsenal arsenal of manhood!).

[thoughtful]

experiencedd said:

Yes, my ancient brain was a bit muddled, I most certainly was thinking of the St. George of the Carlin. I so would like Mel to do a musical version of the great Anaconda adventure.

Here is my humble attempt at a Brooksian song for Doug, since Mel is not on FJ (as far as we know!).

To the tune of Springtime for Hitler (if you don't know the tune, look here):

Vision Forum had some trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to dress up
In Cosplay glory.

Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The tool for you and me!
And now it's...

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!
Interns are happy and gay!
We say "Yes, sir!" when Dougie barks,
Look out, here come the patriarchs!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!
Winter for women in pants.
Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!
Come on, Interns,
Go into your dance!

I am Doug, I am a fool, and that is why they call me tool!

Don't be wimpy, driving Hondas, come and hunt for anacondas!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!
Manhood is so good once more!
Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!
Watch out, heathens,
We're going on tour!

Edited December 13, 2019 by thoughtful
fixing spacing

[mirele]

I love, Love, LOVE this! What would be good (not that I could do it) would be a riff on the following scene, which would depict Doug the Tool as a butt of humor.

[kunoichi66]

[kunoichi66]

[Minerva]

What's this? Even homoerotic banana-eater Ray Comfort is made uncomfortable by Doug Phillips? Way to reach new levels of creep, man.

Doug Phillips is a tool.

[Visionoyahweh]

Doug Phillips is a tool.

[thoughtful]

I love, Love, LOVE this! What would be good (not that I could do it) would be a riff on the following scene, which would depict Doug the Tool as a butt of humor.

[Marian the Librarian]

Here is my humble attempt at a Brooksian song for Doug, since Mel is not on FJ (as far as we know!).

To the tune of Springtime for Hitler (if you don't know the tune, look here):

K08akOt2kuo

Vision Forum had some trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader to dress up

In Cosplay glory.

Where, oh, where was he?

Where could that man be?

We looked around and then we found

The tool for you and me!

And now it's...

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Interns are happy and gay!

We say "Yes, sir!" when Dougie barks,

Look out, here come the patriarchs!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Winter for women in pants.

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Come on, Interns,

Go into your dance!

I am Doug, I am a fool, and that is why they call me tool!

Don't be wimpy, driving Hondas, come and hunt for anacondas!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Manhood is so good once more!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Watch out, heathens,

We're going on tour!

Oh. My. God. There are no words... :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[kunoichi66]

Doug Phillips is a tool.

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

What is that beside Doug.....a gorilla suit?

[kunoichi66]

[StarrieEyedKat]

Doug Phillips is a tool.

I like the Good Person's Test poster in the background. Pass and win $20 y'all!

[thoughtful]

I like the Good Person's Test poster in the background. Pass and win $20 y'all!

I actually made an LOLDoug about that poster, a while back. Not as funny as Vo'Y's, but I couldn't resist doing something with that Leaning Tower of Dougie pic.

It's in this thread somewhere.

[Witsec7]

Oh. My. God. There are no words... :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Just a total internetz win. I have always loved the tune, I catch myself humming it when I'm defucking the habitat. :lol:

[Visionoyahweh]

I actually made an LOLDoug about that poster, a while back. Not as funny as Vo'Y's, but I couldn't resist doing something with that Leaning Tower of Dougie pic.

It's in this thread somewhere.

Yours was just as funny. I thought of it when I saw the poster in he pic!

[thoughtful]

Just a total internetz win. I have always loved the tune, I catch myself humming it when I'm defucking the habitat. :lol:

Ah, but do you start high-kicking/goosestepping? :lol:

And thanks for the compliments. Playing with parody is its own reward, for me, but it's always nice to be appreciated!

[thoughtful]

Yours was just as funny. I thought of it when I saw the poster in he pic!

Aw, thanks.

I was telling my mother about how much I appreciate the humor on FJ today, and told her some Vo'Y tales. But, before I even got to describing your humor, when I told her Data was your avatar, she knew we were kindred souls!

[kunoichi66]

Aw, thanks.

I was telling my mother about how much I appreciate the humor on FJ today, and told her some Vo'Y tales. But, before I even got to describing your humor, when I told her Data was your avatar, she knew we were kindred souls!

I always think that Vision looks like Data, lol.

[Deleted05]

Someone needs to caption this. I would, but the snark is weak here today. All I can think of is how happy he must be that her daddy already trained her to keep her eyes on the floor. Fundy wife training step 1: exhibit a.

[Hane]

Here is my humble attempt at a Brooksian song for Doug, since Mel is not on FJ (as far as we know!).

To the tune of Springtime for Hitler (if you don't know the tune, look here):

K08akOt2kuo

Vision Forum had some trouble

What a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader to dress up

In Cosplay glory.

Where, oh, where was he?

Where could that man be?

We looked around and then we found

The tool for you and me!

And now it's...

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Interns are happy and gay!

We say "Yes, sir!" when Dougie barks,

Look out, here come the patriarchs!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Winter for women in pants.

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Come on, Interns,

Go into your dance!

I am Doug, I am a fool, and that is why they call me tool!

Don't be wimpy, driving Hondas, come and hunt for anacondas!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Manhood is so good once more!

Springtime for Dougie and VF guys!

Watch out, heathens,

We're going on tour!

I abase myself before your total magnificence. Song parodies? THIS is how it's done!

[Hane]

If only Dougie could travel through time -- maybe he wouldn't have to do the dress-up games.

thoughtful, I'd love to see him try. Much of the past involved actual hard work, and lacked the interwebz, so he wouldn't be able to get the instant adulation vital to his survival.