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Excellent job! Especially that "small ears" part got me :lol:

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  • 5 months later...
I'm happily surprised to see that a few people know who Mitch Miller was! :D

LOVED Mitch Miller when I was a kid! :D (a looooonnnng time ago :lol: )

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You make me happy but please don't forget Nathaniel Darnell who wrote an article praising young marriage even though he isn't married and believes that sexual abuse victims should be silent unless there were witnesses to the abuse. He deserves some mockery too.

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I right-click and copy the url of the pic, then upload it to imgur.

I always check the little box before I upload so I can edit the size, and then copy the code from the "message board" box, paste it here. Hope that helps.

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rBEQuzd.jpg?1

I right-click and copy the url of the pic, then upload it to imgur.

I always check the little box before I upload so I can edit the size, and then copy the code from the "message board" box, paste it here. Hope that helps.

That did. Thanks! Now if I could just think of a funny joke.

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A Poem in dishonor of Dougie (inspired by Shelley):

I met a manly-romper from San Antionio

Who said: Two short and widely spaced legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a tool lies, whose smarmy grin ,

And evil eye, and sneer of cold well-crafted depict,

Tell that its sculptor, a lowly intern in awe

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that took from them and the closet of costumes it filled:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Douglas W Phillips Esq, manliest of men :

Look on my Vision, ye sinners, and buy buy buy!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal sham, now gone, never to hazardous journey again

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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A Poem in dishonor of Dougie (inspired by Shelley):

I met a manly-romper from San Antionio

Who said: Two short and widely spaced legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a tool lies, whose smarmy grin ,

And evil eye, and sneer of cold well-crafted depict,

Tell that its sculptor, a lowly intern in awe

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that took from them and the closet of costumes it filled:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Douglas W Phillips Esq, manliest of men :

Look on my Vision, ye sinners, and buy buy buy!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal sham, now gone, never to hazardous journey again

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

So touching (in an appropriate, non-sexual way, of course). Had to shed a tear.. :cry: Thank you, twin2--we know your heart must be breaking...

Doug Phillips is a tool.

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That did. Thanks! Now if I could just think of a funny joke.

Who is the young dude in black? I remember seeing him in 2 other pics posted on FJ. Is he a VF intern or something?

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A Poem in dishonor of Dougie (inspired by Shelley):

I met a manly-romper from San Antionio

Who said: Two short and widely spaced legs of stone

Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk, a tool lies, whose smarmy grin ,

And evil eye, and sneer of cold well-crafted depict,

Tell that its sculptor, a lowly intern in awe

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that took from them and the closet of costumes it filled:

And on the pedestal these words appear:

"My name is Douglas W Phillips Esq, manliest of men :

Look on my Vision, ye sinners, and buy buy buy!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal sham, now gone, never to hazardous journey again

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

A like is not enough. That was bloody brilliant. :lol:

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  • 7 years later...

Was editing some stuff in the "FJ Reference Library" today.  A lot of those blogs and websites are still up... not necessarily active for years, but most are still up by direct link or plugging the links into the Wayback Machine.  Man, I miss DPIAT and his "manly man" adventures!  Just bumping the LOLDOUGs for old times' sake!  I can't believe this was 10 years ago!

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