The Official Free Jinger US Election Day Thread

[celestial]

I think it was live at 8 east coast time. We don't get the east coast feed for CC, trust me, we tried. Comedy Central FAIL!

It streams live online in 15 minutes at http://www.comedycentral.com/live-election-night/

[CallmeChaCha]

ABC News and NPR: Minnesota to Obama

[ShadowyOne]

Nice!

Akin just basically thanked God for his defeat, saying "God makes no mistakes." Right, He didn't want your delusional ass elected, nor did the voters of Missouri. I'll say my thanks to the FSM, his holy noodles kept us a little saner tonight.

[marmalade]

Just checked my guide and it does say Stewart and Colbert are both "live." We'll see.

Love Colbert's title: "A Nation Votes: Ohio Decides." It's looking to be a pretty prescient call.

Indesicion tweets: Todd Akin concession speech, shorter: Yup, I'm still an asshole. :lol: :lol: :lol:

rifled with riffles

[WonderingInWA]

Akin just basically thanked God for his defeat, saying "God makes no mistakes." Right, He didn't want your delusional ass elected, nor did the voters of Missouri. I'll say my thanks to the FSM, his holy noodles kept us a little saner tonight.

How bad was his defeat? I am only watching the Pres race right now until my own polls close in about 8 minutes.

[WonderingInWA]

And c'mon CA, OR, and WA -- let's get 'er done! 7 minutes til polls close!

[VenusDaisy]

Florida is stressing me out! :pray: At least I can ALWAYS count on my home state of California to be true blue!! :D

[Witsec7]

NC called for Romney.

[marmalade]

How bad was his defeat? I am only watching the Pres race right now until my own polls close in about 8 minutes.

I see 51-42 McCaskill. Top of page.

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt ... 0f31a.html

Okay, here comes the big 'un. You're welcome, Barack. :mrgreen:

eta: Boregon wasn't an immediate call! :o

[Alecto]

Obama - 243

Romney - 188

[Frumpalicious]

I feel like I'm going to vomit.

I'm off to bed. I'm atheist, but I seriously am considering praying to Odin for President Obama's reelection. :pray: :pray: :pray:

[Guest Anonymous]

Good job California!!!

[marmalade]

Mittens takes NC. I'm embarrassed for my Tar Heel friends, except for the one who voted for Mittens.

[Kira]

There are reports that Romney may concede the election this hour!

[Alecto]

Obama takes Hawaii! I find it hilarious he won both of his home states, and Mittens failed in that.

[marmalade]

Great, even if Obama wins, it's 4 more years of gridlock with a divided Congress. :snooty:

Pubs also lost Ryan's home state. Way to go, Cheeseheads!

[Mela99]

There are reports that Romney may concede the election this hour!

Details. ASAP

[Alecto]

FJ official election coverage now switches to Daily Show/Colbert Report.

[fundiefan]

Mittens takes NC. I'm embarrassed for my Tar Heel friends, except for the one who voted for Mittens.

I was just going to say that 'tonight, I hate North Carolina'.

[AKay]

Great, even if Obama wins, it's 4 more years of gridlock with a divided Congress. :snooty:

Pubs also lost Ryan's home state. Way to go, Cheeseheads!

Thank you, thank you. I do feel annoyed that Ryan is keeping his congressional seat, but I expected it. I'm guessing this is one of the tighter races he's had for that seat in years, at least.

[sassyNoz47]

I live in a red state smh. Locally it looks like the no discrimination law for gays was not passed :(

They called Obama for Iowa

[GeoBQn]

MSNBC is projecting Iowa for Obama. Glad to be of service, doing my part to make this swing state less swingy!

[bekkah]

Enjoying the Late Show...needed a break from the talk....please guys keep your good vibes to MN...we need to defeat the marriage amendment..

[Witsec7]

250-203 Obama per Huff Po.

[Caribou]

OBAMA WINS!!!!