christian sexual awkwardness

[Deleted12]

wut?

http://boards.themarriagebed.com/viewto ... =4&t=51452

I learned about that two nights ago on a totally different thread on that site. Yes, it was a revelation to me.

http://www.boards.themarriagebed.com/vi ... ce=message

This woman is teh kin-kay. Or man. Or it. Or whatever.

[Kitty]

I learned about that two nights ago on a totally different thread on that site. Yes, it was a revelation to me.

http://www.boards.themarriagebed.com/vi ... ce=message

This woman is teh kin-kay. Or man. Or it. Or whatever.

Oh my god, someone who actually cares about the feelings of her partner.

I don't know why everyone's jumping to the conclusion that it's porn or low testosterone, though. Can he just not have a high drive? Poor guy. Though if he's upset about it too, there could be other issues at play rather than his body chemistry, or looking at porn.

[Deleted12]

Oh my god, someone who actually cares about the feelings of her partner.

I don't know why everyone's jumping to the conclusion that it's porn or low testosterone, though. Can he just not have a high drive? Poor guy. Though if he's upset about it too, there could be other issues at play rather than his body chemistry, or looking at porn.

My gaydar went all off on that one. It's October 5th and they've been married since mid-August and relations have fallen off in the last four weeks?

What kind of man gets bored with screwing his wife, giving her head, sucking on her boobs, watching her walk around half naked, or having her playfully grab his butt as a come-on AFTER TWO WEEKS?

Here's a small hint:

[doggie]

My gaydar went all off on that one. It's October 5th and they've been married since mid-August and relations have fallen off in the last four weeks?

What kind of man gets bored with screwing his wife, giving her head, sucking on her boobs, watching her walk around half naked, or having her playfully grab his butt as a come-on AFTER TWO WEEKS?

Here's a small hint:

she even offered him anal and he could not do it. It did not say they were virgins when they married or not. so if they were how would they know what they would like?

[Deesire]

Oh the weird irony of leaning about ANR from a forum for married Christians rather than from, say, Dan Savage.

I good reminder to self that I can learn new things from the most unexpected sources!

[emmiedahl]

She was offering him stuff that my husband has been hinting about for years. :) and my husband is a middle aged conservative with the imaginable hang-ups.

srsly, he's gay, no guy would turn that shit down.

[synchroswimr]

WTH? Seriously, I can't imagine normal sex causing this much pain. Discomfort maybe but not being able to walk and needing something to numb you?

boards.themarriagebed.com/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=51260 (first page, last post, first paragraph of that post)

It happens and it sucks. I have vestibulitis and basically cannot have sex because it hurts too much.

[2kidsnopets]

I joined that site once and said that I'm a pretty devout Christian but my husband and I had sex before marriage and have zero guilt or negative effects from it. I got my post deleted, and a very harsh warning PM. But you can talk about your wife's naughty bits graphically? Jesus wept, people.

[AnnoDomini]

Admins can be stupid-ass idiots. Talk about whatever you want in the most graphic detail--except for things WE disapprove of, oh yes.

[Mommy22alyns]

Did anyone see the post from the woman who gave her self a hymenectomy with tweezers and scizzors because she didn't have insurance? She was asking for post-op instructions.

I never realized people got hymenectomys.

I just screamed in pain. :shock: :shock: :shock:

[Mommy22alyns]

From that link:

I recall the feeling of being like a loaded riffle waiting to discharge

:lol:

:lol: Best riffle ever!!!