Faux 4: A News Channel That Shows No News

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Leningrad Laura continues being a Putin Puppet.

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

 

Boys. BOYS! There is enough propaganda and plenty of lies for both of you. Now share nicely like good little traitors. Don’t make me let the Laura Monster out of the dungeon again. You remember what happened last time. That’s right…. she got all the good airtime AND stole all your hair products! 

[Cartmann99]

Spoiler

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Par for the course:

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

22 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

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A combo pack? How can I lose? 
(I know I am beating a dead Roger Ailes but I really wish a thousand wishes that anyone who misuses “freedom of speech” would be immediately remanded to eighth grade political science class and required to spend an entire academic year relearning the basics AND taking the Constitutional exam I took which included writing the Preamble word for word. My eighth grade poly sci teacher would have eaten Tucker for breakfast and left room for Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity for lunch while saving the rest of the bozos for appetizers.)

 

[47of74]

 

On 3/25/2022 at 10:16 PM, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

A combo pack? How can I lose? 
(I know I am beating a dead Roger Ailes but I really wish a thousand wishes that anyone who misuses “freedom of speech” would be immediately remanded to eighth grade political science class and required to spend an entire academic year relearning the basics AND taking the Constitutional exam I took which included writing the Preamble word for word. My eighth grade poly sci teacher would have eaten Tucker for breakfast and left room for Laura Ingraham and Sean Hannity for lunch while saving the rest of the bozos for appetizers.)

 

I know right.  All these armchair JDs come out of the woodwork to whine about how their Constitutional rights are being violated by private entities.  I wish public school civics would hammer home one big point that in general the Bill of Rights only applies to government action.  It was one of the first lessons of my Constitutional Law class and something that even an 8th grader should be made to understand. 

Meanwhile Chris Wallace said he couldn't stand life at Faux News anymore and why he jumped ship to CNN.

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“I just no longer felt comfortable with the programming at Fox.”

For those on the left who admired him, and those on the right who doubted him, it’s a statement that was a long time coming.

A down-the-middle outlier at Fox News who often confounded conservatives by contradicting the network’s right-wing stars, Mr. Wallace was also one of the channel’s fiercest defenders, disappointing liberals who hoped he might denounce colleagues like Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson.

“I’m fine with opinion: conservative opinion, liberal opinion,” Mr. Wallace said in his first extensive interview about his decision to leave. “But when people start to question the truth — Who won the 2020 election? Was Jan. 6 an insurrection? — I found that unsustainable.”

 

[fraurosena]

Lol

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

19 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

 

Does anyone else think she thrives on saying things so outlandish to her audience knowing they will believe it just because it comes out of her mouth? I really think she knows this is absolute horseshit. I could list many reasons but the top one is that no politician would dare take on Apple and Disney. 

[thoughtful]

Ah, those Rothschilds again. Space lasers, evolution - they're so busy.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/lara-logan-theory-of-evolution-anti-semitism-1328721/

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The latest came during an appearance on the right-wing podcast “And We Know,” during which Logan suggested that the theory of evolution is the result of a wealthy Jewish family paying Charles Darwin to devise an explanation for what gave rise to humanity.

“Does anyone know who employed Darwin, where Darwinism comes from?” Logan, now with Fox News’ streaming service Fox Nation, asked. “Look it up: The Rothschilds. It goes back to 10 Downing Street.

[Cartmann99]

 

[thoughtful]

Now they're biting people near the Capitol building?

Oh, wait - it was an actual fox.

Never mind. 

Spoiler

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the U.S. Capitol Police (USCP) received reports of individuals being attacked or bitten by a fox. One encounter was at the Botanic Garden, and a second was on the House side of the Capitol near the building foundation. T

 

https://www.npr.org/2022/04/05/1091101982/fox-us-capitol-biting-captured-photo

Edited April 6, 2022 by thoughtful
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[Cartmann99]

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Cartmann99]

I snickered at the man tanning his junk, but the guy showing off his swallowing skills is when I started howling.

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

14 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

I snickered at the man tanning his junk, but the guy showing off his swallowing skills is when I started howling.

 

Did Kelvin’s strong guys for Jesus get a Righteous Gemstones spin off? 

[Cartmann99]

The Takei has spoken:

I have now listened to versions where the audio has been replaced by the following:

• "YMCA" by the Village People
• "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls
• The audio from the "Viva Viagra" ad

Edited April 16, 2022 by Cartmann99

[Audrey2]

So I'm curious.. when that video was being made did Tucker picture himself and Trump or himself and Putin, in the scenes with two men?

[Cartmann99]

Should one tan their testicles before or after downing a tall glass of urine rimmed with crushed ivermectin? 🤔

[samurai_sarah]

I'd ask if they know what heat does to one's little swimmers, but I'm okay if they don't want to procreate. More than okay.

[47of74]

Even Laura's brother can't stand her anymore

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Laura Ingraham’s estranged gay brother called the conservative television host “a monster” on social media for her support of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Curtis Ingraham was upset with an earlier tweet by his sister Tuesday in which she accused the left of “trying to destroy children’s innocence in the name of ‘tolerance.’” The tweet from his sister showed a clip from a segment titled “Doom & Groom” that appeared on her Fox News show, The Ingraham Angle.

“It's dubbed a queer inclusive curriculum. It's being secretly rolled out without parents' knowledge by the National Association of Independent Schools,” she claimed in the clip. “Gone are the days when they're just teaching about human reproduction. Now by fifth grade, they're taught about sexual expression.”

In response, her brother tweeted, “This is rich coming from my Putin-loving sister who seems okay with children being killed in Ukraine.”

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

22 hours ago, 47of74 said:

Even Laura's brother can't stand her anymore

 

IIRC he hasn’t been a fan for years. I remember reading some of his comments in the media and on his social media about what a horrible person she has always been. He is gay and she has been absolutely awful to him according to his statements (which I find credible as it certainly fits her public persona.) His point in response to her disgusting post is excellent. I really want to hug him and be the loving sister he deserves. He seems like a good guy with a good moral compass. 

[47of74]

I wish Keith Olbermann was still doing his show.