Branch Trumpvidians 5: I Can't Believe They Still Worship TFG

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

2 hours ago, thoughtful said:

Now my inner 12-year-old wants to do a google image search of "Satan's tool." I told her to shut up and go back to sleep.

Great minds think alike.  My inner 12 year old giggled at "Satan's tool".  I wonder if this guy really believed Kavanaugh's description of "Devil's Triangle" as a drinking game.  

[fraurosena]

2 hours ago, thoughtful said:

Now my inner 12-year-old wants to do a google image search of "Satan's tool." I told her to shut up and go back to sleep.

But did she listen?

[Cartmann99]

More from Clark:

 

[thoughtful]

4 hours ago, fraurosena said:

But did she listen?

She always listens, for a few minutes. But she comes up with risque or mischievous thoughts pretty often, sometimes in the form of song parodies.

She's an industrious little internal pre-teen.

[Cartmann99]

 I couldn't resist:

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[Cartmann99]

The videos below are NSFW because of language.

The Secret Service has already visited him once.

 

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[AnywhereButHere]

*George Bush was actually a Nazi" - Ummm, what?

Part of me wishes that the clip went on, so I could hear the reasoning behind that statement (and which Bush), because it's fascinating and amusing as long as you can detach it from reality. The rational part of me is glad it didn't though, because my brain might explode from the realization that nope - this stupid shit is our reality. 

[Cartmann99]

 

[47of74]

On 3/30/2022 at 8:18 AM, thoughtful said:

Now my inner 12-year-old wants to do a google image search of "Satan's tool." I told her to shut up and go back to sleep.

Yeah I had to go look just at search results.  Didn't seem to mind blowing - just the usual fundie stuff. 

Satan's Stool on the other hand had more interesting results if you do a google search on that.

[Cartmann99]

 

[47of74]

23 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

 

I felt some brain cells burning out watching that.

[Audrey2]

2 hours ago, 47of74 said:

I felt some brain cells burning out watching that.

Don't watch it too many times- you may lose enough brain cells to turn into a Trump supporter! 

[47of74]

1 hour ago, Audrey2 said:

Don't watch it too many times- you may lose enough brain cells to turn into a Trump supporter! 

Yeah that ain't gonna be a problem.  I've got other things I'd rather watch instead. 

[AnywhereButHere]

He'll go home, turn on Newsmax (or whatever they're watching these days) and get all comfy again, but it was a thing of beauty to watch him flounder after a good thwack with the reality stick! 

[Cartmann99]

 

[47of74]

Hey Branch Trumpvidians, if you're gonna break the law you might want to not advertise your stupidity to the planet 

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An Arkansas man wearing a “Joe Biden Sucks” t-shirt was arrested Tuesday on narcotics charges, according to police.

Chad Spencer Sharp, 50, was busted by cops following a traffic stop in Decatur, a city about 15 miles from his residence in Bella Vista.

In related garment news, a 71-year-old Missouri man wearing a “Biden Is An Idiot” t-shirt was busted Friday for drunk driving, while a 26-year-old man wearing a “Let’s Go Brandon” t-shirt was recently arrested in Alabama for drunk driving.

 

[AnywhereButHere]

Oh my ever loving god. Q nut fan fic - extended version. I have to say - the reviews did not disappoint. This makes the werewolf porn Facebook thought I needed to know about seem like literary art. 😂

 I am now slightly terrified though as to what ad demographic the overlords have assigned me! 😳

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Edited April 9, 2022 by AnywhereButHere

[fraurosena]

38 minutes ago, AnywhereButHere said:

Oh my ever loving god. Q nut fan fic - extended version. I have to say - the reviews did not disappoint. This makes the werewolf porn Facebook thought I needed to know about seem like literary art. 😂

 I am now slightly terrified though as to what ad demographic the overlords have assigned me! 😳

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Ermagerd, it's Book 1...

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

25 minutes ago, fraurosena said:

Ermagerd, it's Book 1...

Book 2: Electric MAGAloo: Ricki finds herself deeply unsettled when one night as Mike is sleeping next to her, Other Mike sits up and asks her for sexy times. She rips off his face and discovers he’s Hunter Biden with a whole posse of Hillarys, Obamas (both Barack and Michelle), Nancys, Kamalas, and Joes.  Under the evil Democratic spell of Other Mike, she finds herself using her free will* and reverting to her feminist past. Can the patriarchal oppressive MAGA love of Mike bring Ricki back from making her own life choices and thinking she’s an autonomous human being? 
*Yes, I realize the contradiction of being under the spell and free will. It’s the closest I will come to trying to think like a MAGAT and I would only do it for you, my fellow dear FJers. 

[thoughtful]

It's parody, right? Please tell me it's parody . . .

[Cartmann99]

A book review of Ladies First:

 

[47of74]

9 hours ago, AnywhereButHere said:

Oh my ever loving god. Q nut fan fic - extended version. I have to say - the reviews did not disappoint. This makes the werewolf porn Facebook thought I needed to know about seem like literary art. 😂

 I am now slightly terrified though as to what ad demographic the overlords have assigned me! 😳

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Oh dear, humanity is even more fucked than I thought....