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Continued from here: Still more new vest titles on the way.
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Here is the Maxwell summary I've been working on. It'll probably take up a few posts. The Family Members and Basic Family History Parents: Steve and Teri Children: Nathan, Christopher, Sarah, Joseph, John, Anna, Jesse, Mary Nathan is married to Melanie (née Maher). They have six children "on Earth" as fundies say: Abigail Hope, Bethany Faith, Christina Mercy, Andrew James (referred to as Drew), Benjamin Steven and Deborah Carol. Their first child, Susannah Joy, was born in March 2007 but sadly died three days later, having shown no signs of life, of an unknown cause. Christopher is married to Anna (née Hamilton) (referred to as NR-Anna by FJers and Anna Marie on the blog). They have five children: Joshua Christopher, Ruthanne Elizabeth, Lydia Joy and Daniel Titus and Elizabeth Grace. (Yes, they did re-use Ruthie's middle name. Guess they only have a limited pool of names). Anna is currently pregnant with her 6th child. Joseph is married to Elissa (née Frost). They have two children, Calia Grace (born October 2015) and Kyle Jeremiah (born March 1st 2018), and another on the way, due January/February. John is married to Chelsy (née Bontrager). They recently had their first son, Axton John. FAMILY HISTORY Steve and Teri married in August 1974, on Teri’s 19th birthday. They were not “saved” until a few years into marriage. Originally, they were relatively “normal”; Nathan and Christopher went to school (admittedly a private Christian one, but still school), they played sports, Sarah occasionally wore pants. It was at this time that Teri began suffering from depression. In Managers of their Schools (more later), Teri includes a letter to her mom about how she suffered from depression and couldn’t wait for Sarah to enter school as well, yet despite this she decides to homeschool. Steve had also had a vasectomy. At one point, Steve decided to read the Bible to see what it said about children, began weeping (this is a common thing in this family) and decided to have the vasectomy reversed. Bear in mind, Teri could barely cope with the three she had. Joseph is seven years younger than Sarah. Youngest child Mary recently celebrated her 21st birthday. Teri began homeschooling in 1985; Mary graduated in 2015, allowing Teri to claim that she had homeschooled for thirty years. Just in case you had no idea/forgot what Steve and Teri look like:
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Continued from here: Thanks to @church_of_dog for the title.
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I can't be the only one to conspicuously notice that the Maxwell sons are all married/heavy daters and all of the Maxwell Daughters seem to be the loneliest girls on the planet. Is that true? Why do you think that is?
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My predictions: Forgotten Jesse gets married. Amish Anna get pregnant. Invisible Elissa gets pregnant.
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Maxwell 29: You Can Leave Your Vest On, Second Verse Same as the First
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So I had a real life run in with John Maxwell today. We were at the grocery store and he walked by me and my two kittens and whispered "Excuse me." I looked around but did not see the rest of the crew. He is shorter than I thought. I\
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Continued from here: The title was supposed to be You Can Keep Your Hat Vest On!, but the title block was not allowing me to use a strike through. 🎩
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Continued from here: The only news of note is Melanie is pregnant - again and hopefully for the final time.
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Continue from here ... Thanks @danvillebelle for the thread title.
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Continued from here: For a family who does so little we seem to have zipped through that last thread.
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.... because you don’t know when tragedy will strike. Reader story. She describes her morning, which includes running 5k on a treadmill every day at 6am... after half an hour reading the Bible, of course. One day she did all this as normal... and the following evening she and her husband were in an ambulance, as he’d suffered bleeding on the brain. Doesn’t mention what caused it. Basically, READ YOUR BIBLE. That’s the most important thing. Not “spend as much time as you can with your family”, make sure you read your Bible everyday. *eyeroll*
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Smug Joe and family were gone for Easter but had the immediate family over for dinner. Gigi wasn't there either. Amish Anna had a birthday.
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New post on how to make taco meat....because that's so complicated... Damn Maxwells, how stupid do you think people are?
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Mocha time, guys! Poor instructs you on how to make one today. I must say, she/they use good beans, same brand I like - Don Pablo. I may honestly try her recipe but sub cream for the milk. Cause that's the way I roll.
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In the last picture of the newest post (a trip to the park) it looks like Bethany is wearing pants. I am fairly certain it is a jean skirt wrapped around her legs or a shadow or something but one can dream...
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New post up. Sarah goes on about God preparing John the Baptist in the wilderness and being patient while living in the wilderness. Hmm. Someone's trying to convince herself.
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I just looked at the Corrals FB page. Talking about appetites and shit.
