Ted Cruz: Braying Jackass of the U.S. Senate

[GreyhoundFan]

[GreyhoundFan]

Hey! Did you know that Ted has a podcast?

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Ted is such an ass.

[front hugs > duggs]

3 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Ted is such an ass.

I think I’ll blame Hamas and Iran, but thanks for telling this Jew how to think 🙄

[GreyhoundFan]

Lol

 

[GreyhoundFan]

They touched a nerve:

[GreyhoundFan]

I love the headline:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

How odd. 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Give it up, Ted. 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

If Ted feels the need for an escort to prevent ordinary people from heckling him, then he should pay for it himself. We have paid him enough.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Obama was ridiculed for wearing a tan suit, which looked great on him. Ted, on the other hand, sports this ensemble, which is a … choice. 

[fraurosena]

22 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Obama was ridiculed for wearing a tan suit, which looked great on him. Ted, on the other hand, sports this ensemble, which is a … choice. 

Are we sure that isn't a cardboard cutout of Trump? Same goofy fake smile, same stupid thumbs up, same ill-fitting blue suit and ferret-hair that we've seen many times before...

Edited February 12 by fraurosena
being sarcastic, in case it wasn't clear

[GreyhoundFan]

Sadly, he’ll probably win reelection because of the “R” following his name and because he’s kissed the orange ass  

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh, for fuck’s sake. 

 

[fraurosena]

2 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Oh, for fuck’s sake. 

 

Of course that's what they're going with. They have to explain Trump's delusions somehow...

[Becky]

1 hour ago, fraurosena said:

Of course that's what they're going with. They have to explain Trump's delusions somehow...

Yes, they will be invoking the boogeyman right up until election day - Obama, Hilary, Nancy - never mind none of them hold public office anymore.  Those names are dog whistles to the base.  

[GreyhoundFan]

Nobody knows angry and bitter like Ted…

 

[GreyhoundFan]

This surprised me:

[GreyhoundFan]

I hadn't heard this before, but it doesn't surprise me:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I would love to know what dirt Putin has on Cruz.