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Ted Cruz: Braying Jackass of the U.S. Senate


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3 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

I’m childish enough to giggle at this:

 

Sign says "Cancun Grill."  I'd love to know the context of the photo.  Is he making light of his trip to Cancun while his constituents froze in their homes in Texas?  

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11 hours ago, Becky said:

Sign says "Cancun Grill."  I'd love to know the context of the photo.  Is he making light of his trip to Cancun while his constituents froze in their homes in Texas?  

He’s probably trying to embrace his derogatory “Cancun Cruz” nickname and attempting to create a “Dark Brandon” avatar for himself— and failing miserably.

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I'd almost feel sorry for Ted Cruz over stunts like this because he tries so hard and fails so miserably.  However, Ted is just such a jerk that any sympathy instantly disappears.  I love this line from Matthew Dowd:  "I worked with Ted Cruz ... There was a common expression about Ted Cruz. Why do people take such an instant dislike of Ted Cruz and the answer is it saves time.

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One of my favorite coffee mugs has an Al Franken Quote: “I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.” 
 

oh Al, we should never have sacrificed you…

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So true:

 

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Some good responses:

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  • 3 weeks later...

Because of course he is:

 

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More crap from Rafael:

 

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1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

 

Is Gutfel! related to Jed!

 

 

 

 

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So true:

 

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  • 5 weeks later...

Good grief:

 

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Ted is continuing to worry about the hard-hitting issues of the day.

 

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Ted is desperate to seem relevant:

 

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I'm sure TFG would say it's fake news.

 

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Give it up, Ted, nobody's ever going to like you.

 

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He's still trying to seem relevant. He's failing.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

So some panel advised that people should drink two or fewer beers every week. So what? It's not like beer is going to be rationed or something dumb like that. Of course, the GQP has latched on for another idiotic culture war. And we all know that Ted just has to lean in to the latest pointless culture fight.

 

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