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Ted Cruz: Braying Jackass of the U.S. Senate


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2 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Ted has some weird fetishes.

 

These jackasses coming up with their fake college classes they think are so witty- major eyeroll. Raphael is just mad his college roommate hates him and dished the dirt that he was a constant and loud fan of choking the chicken. And eating a lot of soup. 

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Ted has his panties in a bunch again.

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

No big surprise, Ted is pro-coup (at least if the rethugs are running the coup):

 

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I wonder if his bus gets a flat tire, will that cause him to fly to Cancun to recover?

 

Rick Wilson had a great take:

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Boy, what an overwhelming crowd:

 

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There must be a whole hundred people there! Who knew that Ted Cruz could draw a hundred people to see him, not just voters who vote R no matter what.

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23 hours ago, Audrey2 said:

There must be a whole hundred people there! Who knew that Ted Cruz could draw a hundred people to see him, not just voters who vote R no matter what.

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8 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

So true:

 

Just when I thought Chris Meloni couldn’t possibly get any hotter! 

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6 hours ago, starfish said:

I think this whole craptastic "tour"  is a ploy by Heidi to get Rafael out of the house for a few weeks 

Maybe she's using this opportunity to move to an unknown location before he gets home.  I know I would.

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16 hours ago, starfish said:

I think this whole craptastic "tour"  is a ploy by Heidi to get Rafael out of the house for a few weeks 

I kinda sorta wonder if they truly live together.  He's in DC most of the time. She is (was?) an executive at Goldman Sachs, the daughters go to a private school in Houston.  

Also, Ted doesn't ride in that monster bus.  Looks like he flies to each stop. 

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I love this clap back at Ted:

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Ted loves to flaunt his popularity. 

 

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If his lips are moving, he’s lying. 

 

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On 10/25/2022 at 11:35 AM, GreyhoundFan said:

If his lips are moving, he’s lying. 

 

He didn’t answer her question. Typical bull-slinging from Cancun Cruz. 

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