Prophets of Trump: Religious Grifters Preying on Trumpers

[fraurosena]

2 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

Earlier this month, she claimed she was going to be Delaware's new senator because she believes there was rampant election fraud in her race against Chris Coons, and now she wants investors for her new "Christian" media company in Florida? 🤔

 

“Luciferian stranglehold on Conservative Media”

It might be time to dust off the old WUT?!-award. This sure is a contender.

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

9 hours ago, fraurosena said:

“Luciferian stranglehold on Conservative Media”

It might be time to dust off the old WUT?!-award. This sure is a contender.

 

I, for one, intend to work "Luciferian stranglehold" into at least one conversation a day.  It's right up there with my frequent use of "Machiavellian plan" because it's fun to say.  Maybe I'll mix it up- Luciferian plan, Machiavellian stranglehold.  The next PTO meeting will be interesting!

[Cartmann99]

[Cartmann99]

Get your wallets out!

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Cartmann99]

Naturally, this was on Jim Bakker's show.

 

[fraurosena]

6 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

Naturally, this was on Jim Bakker's show.

 

Naming those thirteen $150.00 DVD’s “The Great Delusion” is a glorious self-own though. 

[Xan]

18 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

Naturally, this was on Jim Bakker's show.

 

I'm just curious as to what sort of self-loathing alien would want to have sex with Sharon Gilbert.  I think she's been into the cooking wine if she thinks there are beings from another planet who travel all the way down here just to jump her bones.

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

12 hours ago, fraurosena said:

Naming those thirteen $150.00 DVD’s “The Great Delusion” is a glorious self-own though. 

Available via PO Box in BRANSON, MO.  Yep, that's the icing on the cake!  

54 minutes ago, Xan said:

I'm just curious as to what sort of self-loathing alien would want to have sex with Sharon Gilbert.  I think she's been into the cooking wine if she thinks there are beings from another planet who travel all the way down here just to jump her bones.

Apologies for double post but Xan, your post made me laugh out loud!  Not only the reptile, but he brought little gargoyles the last time!  Her husband sitting next to her just nodding his head in agreement.  "Yep, I was lying riiiiight next to her when Other Derek showed up.  Of course I just laid there and did nothing while Other Derek tried to service my wife."  What a doofus. 

[thoughtful]

5 hours ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Not only the reptile, but he brought little gargoyles the last time!

So, was this going to be an orgy, or do the gargoyles just like to watch?

We need to know the details, Sharon!

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, thoughtful said:

So, was this going to be an orgy, or do the gargoyles just like to watch?

We need to know the details, Sharon!

If she is going to expect people to donate money, she really does need to give up the deets. Is this a Falwell/pool boy situation where Real Derek and the Gargs sit in the corner and watch while Other Derek gets busy with Sharon? Does OD have to leave on the Derek mask or can he go free-face and let his full reptilian glory fly? Speaking of which- is he ALL reptilian or just in the face? Are we talking some sort of human/reptile combo? Like from the waist up, frog but waist down,  human? Seriously, Sharon- go all in or go home. 

[Cartmann99]

12 minutes ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Are we talking some sort of human/reptile combo? Like from the waist up, frog but waist down,  human?

Trouser snake is not a euphemism.

[thoughtful]

54 minutes ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Real Derek and the Gargs

Band name!

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

36 minutes ago, thoughtful said:

Band name!

Proof we need an IRL FJ get together AND an IRL FJ house band. I can contribute decent to good vocals, Tracy Partridge level triangle, kazoo, and all the cowbell you desire. 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Cartmann99]

Cahn appeared via video on Mike Lindell's latest Grift-O-Rama.

 

[Cartmann99]

He's going to get someone killed.

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

1 hour ago, Cartmann99 said:

 

The picture of this guy and (I assume) his wife in the background- what in Olan Mills 1983 sweater hell is that nonsense? 

[Cartmann99]

Lance Wallnau giving wake-up calls:

Spoiler

 

 

[Cartmann99]

 

[Cartmann99]

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

17 hours ago, Cartmann99 said:

Apparently we all need Sharon Gilbert to do some face-ripping so we can see the truth.  

[Cartmann99]

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

58 minutes ago, Cartmann99 said:

Cool Mark.  Which god? I pick Shiva.  A badass god with some pretty cool things to say and do.  

Edited December 7, 2021 by AlmostSavedAtTacoBell
Period where I should have put a question mark.

[Cartmann99]