Bontrager/Bowers 8: Cringeworthy

[JermajestyDuggar]

One of Praise’s sisters is also pregnant but she doesn’t get a chair. That doesn’t seem fair. 

Denver and Taylor?!?  Lolol. Your sons aren’t marrying. 

[DrPusey]

"I thank you for Denver and Taylor and their desire to have a godly marriage." LoLolLoL

[fundiefan]

My ears!

[JermajestyDuggar]

Denver isn’t a good singer but it’s nice he’s singing and she likes it. 

[NachosFlandersStyle]

Likewise, why 75th wedding anniversary? He has to hedge that they probably won't both be alive, and it's not like the date he picked is a nice round number. Just say 50th or 60th! Why is he so weird?!

[fundiefan]

Just now, DrPusey said:

"I thank you for Denver and Taylor and their desire to have a godly marriage." LoLolLoL

I caught that too. 

[MomJeans]

2 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

One of Praise’s sisters is also pregnant but she doesn’t get a chair. That doesn’t seem fair. 

Denver and Taylor?!?  Lolol. Your sons aren’t marrying. 

Well now we have a brother sister song duet about marrying one another. 

[Sops2]

Now there's 197 watching!!!

And Allison is sitting down- she looks good

Oh God, Denver is doing a David Waller and singing to his beloved

[MomJeans]

My husband, who tolerates my fundies watching, just looked at me in horror: "what is happening??"  (re the song)

[seraaa]

This is quite sweet?

[justmy2cents]

Just now, NachosFlandersStyle said:

Likewise, why 75th wedding anniversary? He has to hedge that they probably won't both be alive, and it's not like the date he picked is a nice round number. Just say 50th or 60th! Why is he so weird?!

And thanks for pointing out that she would be 101 and Denver 96. Marlin’s got a way with words.

[MomJeans]

It is nice to see a couple excited to marry one another.  They are very excited.

[fundiefan]

So lovely. One of her sister's is in the background chewing her gum like she's chewing a cud. 

Such lady like behavior, on stage, in the middle of your sister's wedding. 

[Sops2]

What is it about Fundie grooms' trousers' either too long or too baggy.

His personal vows are sweet and personal, and hers according to the pastor are making Denver  breathe heavily!!!!

Are we building up to a full dip first kiss!!??

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[MomJeans]

All the bridesmaids are over this.  

Are the bridesmaids passing around gum? Because now I see 3 are chewing with their mouths open.

[fundiefan]

Oh, my ears again.

WTF are they doing? Taking cover during an air raid? 

[seraaa]

Just now, fundiefan said:

Oh, my ears again.

WTF are they doing? Taking cover during an air raid? 

Are they praying?

Also in the US, is there anything to sign for a wedding, and when does that happen?

[Sops2]

Butt view

[Triplet3]

I know I say this at every livestreamed Bontrager wedding, but I find it so strange that they miss out one of the lines during the ring exchange. For some reason they always miss out 'With my body I thee honour', which is the line that should be after 'With this ring I thee wed'. Come to that, I find it odd that they use Anglican vows in a fundamentalist Baptist church at all, but maybe that's a topic for another day.

[MomJeans]

So. Much. To. Unpack.

So we just strangely stare at Denver's ass ?  I get they are praying, but not why they are doing so in that position.

Who is singing & how do we stop it. 

Edited March 20, 2021 by MomJeans

[fundiefan]

Just now, seraaa said:

Are they praying?

Also in the US, is there anything to sign for a wedding, and when does that happen?

There is but when it's signed isn't a pre determined thing. It's civil, ceremonies like this are religious. They could sign after the ceremony, or before. In some states, they don't sign until after the license has been certified.

[JermajestyDuggar]

Let’s talk about hell after a wedding! Yay!

[NachosFlandersStyle]

They both come off as a bit airheaded, which may just be nerves. But Praise definitely has the breathy baby voice down pat.

Listening to that singer was even more painful than the sermons.

[IsmeWeatherwax]

Bugger I missed it

[fundiefan]

Just now, JermajestyDuggar said:

Let’s talk about hell after a wedding! Yay!

Hell, death, what's wrong with that? Standard wedding sermonizing.