Faux "News" 3: Falling Out Of Favor With Trumpsters

[fraurosena]

11 minutes ago, Audrey2 said:

 Both would be scandalous for FOX viewers.

Sadly, by now they have been so thoroughly indoctrinated that they’ll believe it’s all ‘fake news’ from the leftist, socialist, communist, evil, anti-white media.

All snark aside, it’s actually very scary that Fox, Oann and Newsmax are allowed to air their lies and propaganda, whipping up such hatred and division and creating a tinderbox of the country. All it takes is one match, and all hell will break loose.

[47of74]

NSA tells Fucker Carlson off

 

[JordynDarby5]

9 hours ago, 47of74 said:

NSA tells Fucker Carlson off

 

Of course not. Why would they waste their time listening to an idiot. I bet Tucker's really disappointed to learn he's not important enough for the NSA to listen too.  

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[Cartmann99]

In regards to Tucker Carlson's claims of the NSA spying on him:

 

[Cartmann99]

This is embarrassing. ?‍♀️

 

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[GreyhoundFan]

That ebil librul delete key:

 

[Cartmann99]

21 minutes ago, GreyhoundFan said:

That ebil librul delete key:

 

I posted in the Newsmax thread about Gorka claiming the NSA is spying on him and that a "highly-respected" journalist has the proof. I couldn't remember her name, but the tale of the stuck delete key immediately came to mind. If it turns out that Gorka's put his faith in Attkisson, I may hurt myself laughing.

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[GreyhoundFan]

I laughed myself silly at this wonderful satirical piece from Alexandra Petri: "What the programming list for Fox’s new weather channel will look like"

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Wow! Little did I know that Rupert Murdoch hung on my every word and that Fox was in the process of starting a weather channel where people will get the best, most correct weather news out there — fair and balanced in a way no weather news has been yet!

I got an advance glimpse of the programming list, and it’s going to be a thrilling, action-packed 24-hour cycle:

2—4 a.m.: Dangerous Hurricane Now Making Its Way from Foreign Waters to Your Home Because Joe Biden Isn’t Strong Enough

4—6 a.m.: Cloud Caravan Shaped Like All Your Worst Nightmares Is Almost to Your Neighborhood

6—8 a.m.: Worst Weather Moments of the Obama Administration

8—9:30 a.m.: Tucker Carlson Asks Whether Anyone (Dr. Fauci?) Can Explain Why Clouds Look So Much Like Sheep If We Aren’t Being Programmed to Obey

9:30—11 a.m.: Static Shots of Trump Golf Courses Where the Weather Is Very Nice

11 a.m. — noon: Sinkhole Given Free Hour to Defend Itself

Noon — 1 p.m.: Paid Programming — MyPillow Also Serves as a Personal Flotation Device Not That You’ll Ever Need It

1—2 p.m.: It’s Not Raining Anywhere We Have Sent Correspondents! America Is Doing Much Better Than Other Stations Would Have You Believe!

2—3 p.m.: You Shouldn’t Feel Bad About These Wildfires

3—4 p.m.: We Just Broke a 100-Year Heat Record in Five States, But They Wouldn’t Call It “Permafrost” If It Were Not Permanent Frost

4—5 p.m.: Sixteen Hurricanes the Mainstream Media Is Trying to Keep From You and Refuses to Name Yet

5—5:30 p.m.: Rainbows: Fine in The Privacy of Their Own Homes But I Don’t Need One Over My Workplace

5:30—6 p.m.: Paid Programming — These Sunglasses Are Stronger Than the Sun Itself! They Have the Properties of Copper!

6—7 p.m.: Things Used to Be Better When I Was Younger, But the Weather Wasn’t One of Them, The Weather Has Always Been Like This and It’s Fine

7—8 p.m.: Lightning: Why Is God Upset? Our Panel Weighs In.

*Primetime lineup*

8—9 p.m.: It’s Raining! Counterpoint: No, It’s Not!

9—10 p.m.: I Personally Have Never Experienced a Derecho and Don’t Think They’re a Problem

10—11 p.m.: Could the Flood Be Because of Something Your Child’s Public School Teacher Is Doing Wrong?

11 p.m. — midnight: Greg Laughs About the Weather

Midnight — 2 a.m.: Two Hours of People Saying “Merry Christmas” in July

 

[WiseGirl]

Don't worry folks, F*cker has moved on this week ... to putting teachers under surveillance. 

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[GreyhoundFan]

I'm going with both:

 

 

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