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Basically, @AmazonGrace, it's Gary's grammar... he leaves words out, misspells others. So in the above link, you'll find several bad specimens of Gary's writing.  My thought: "IT BIBLE" is supposed to say, "It's in the Bible".

But he and his King James Bible might have their own language, LOL.....

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OK folks, Mr. Puma decided he was going to make L'il Smokies for dinner and the whole place stinks with the stench of weens. (I'm a vegetarian but occasionally indulge in vegan weens. They don't smell like this).

Also I'm disappointed that there is another coherent, decently written post. Maybe the Weenese is behind us? (part of me hopes it's not):

Ok folks you do not have to work for your Salvation to get to Heaven. When you get Salvation you will want to work to take others to Heaven. 
Bro Gary Hawkins

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Saw this on FB and had to share, as it makes perfect sense for the G-Haw crowd:

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1 minute ago, Carol said:

Oh god, all I see is a bouquet of semi erect penises. ?

Ok, well, I didn't have any words. Thank you. Semi-erect penises in a country casual condom.

Goodnight FJ. ?

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On 12/3/2019 at 12:05 AM, PumaLover said:

OK folks, either Bro is getting better at this English thing or someone else wrote this post. You're is used correctly!

Also, this thread has been endlessly entertaining. I'm a little under the weather, although I'm fighting it with elderberry syrup, and I'm bummed because my cat broke something that was really meaningful to me and it couldn't be repaired.

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I keep on trying this whole "acting like Christ thing", Bro Gary. But so far, I've failed miserably at turning water into wine. That kind of stands in the way of further Christlike-behaviour. People are much more amenable to listening to me rambling preaching, when there's free wine literally on tap. :)

P.S.: Of course, I know what Bro means. But am convinced that he'd reach far more people with his message of "contempt-ness", if he managed to pull that one off.

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OK folks, we have a post about the evils of public school! (Written by the person who homeschools* and wrote IT BIBLE and Jesus care's in a recent post.)

Your children have homework or need sleep? NO! They need preaching!

I'm glad I my fundie ex never managed to get me to the Wednesday night service. I really didn't feel that after Sunday school, church service and sometimes Sunday evening service that it was necessary to go mid-week. Also I worked and was going to school full time. 

*As pointed out before, I truly hope Becky does most of the homeschooling, for those kids' sakes.

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"they where in Church"  Okay, Bro.  More of that great homeschooling grammar you tote around so proudly.  

As a former sleep-deprived teenager due to revivals, Sunday night, and mid-week services, YES your children need sleep and to do their homework.  If you were a church leader and missed any of these services you were the topic of gossip.  Nice Christianity at work.

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7 hours ago, scoutsadie said:

For when you get that not-so-fresh feeling...

Well, Gary is sort of a douche.

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7 hours ago, thoughtful said:

Well, Gary is sort of a douche.

Ha ha ha. I generally find that term distasteful, but this is Bro Gary we're talking about. (I am proud to have coined TIJWTA... do you think we need a TIBGWTA?)

Also, I wondered how many folks would recognize that catchphrase. Middle-aged American women for the win! ?

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1 hour ago, scoutsadie said:

Also, I wondered how many folks would recognize that catchphrase.

Thank you for the easiest straight line I've had in a while!

For those unfamiliar with the reference:

 

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Then there’s the commercial where she straight-up asks, “Mom, do you douche?”

I’ll take “conversations that never actually happened” for $200, Alex.

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So I take it that the products Mom used may make her feel fresh but leave her looking dirty? (Otherwise she wouldn't get asked if she ever showers.)

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I love the thought that Bro. Gary would turn as pink as his favorite ween if he knew we were discussing feminine hygiene products in his honor.

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On 12/7/2019 at 8:41 AM, scoutsadie said:

I love the thought that Bro. Gary would turn as pink as his favorite ween if he knew we were discussing feminine hygiene products in his honor.

I doubt he's even heard of them.  He'd probably ask who Jean is.

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Still??!!  How selfish!  I had a brother like him.

Maybe some figs would help?

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18 hours ago, Carol said:

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Still??!!  How selfish!  I had a brother like him.

You know, somebody ELSE might need to use the throne, Jesus!

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Maybe even a woman, who can’t exactly whip it out behind a tree(squatting is HARD, yo!). ?

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