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Bro Gary Hawkins 12: IT BIBLE

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Ozlsn

There's an Asian grocery on one of the main roads here called "Hiep Phat Groceries". Never fails to make me giggle.

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wallysmommy

How about a pho restaurant called pho king.

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griffin

There's a Pho King a few miles from my house.

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AmazonGrace

Ok folks have you given money to your Bro Gary yet? 

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Ok folks after spending money on black Friday will there be any money for the LORD Church to keep Pastor taken care of Missions and the needs the Church has? Are you ready to meet with JESUS at Church. Most Churches have Sunday School Sunday Morning and afternoon or even Services. Will you make it for all services? 
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

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Ozlsn
On 11/30/2019 at 4:30 AM, Xan said:

And, yet, he records this stuff and even manages to get back-up singers.  SMDH

Well money will buy you backing singers.. maybe not industry wide acclaim and recognition, but definitely backing singers.

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AmazonGrace

Wait what? He writes his own.music? 

But, but, I thought contemporary music is all evil.

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smittykins
19 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Ok folks have you given money to your Bro Gary yet? 

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Ok folks after spending money on black Friday will there be any money for the LORD Church to keep Pastor taken care of Missions and the needs the Church has? Are you ready to meet with JESUS at Church. Most Churches have Sunday School Sunday Morning and afternoon or even Services. Will you make it for all services? 
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

1. I spent nothing on Black Friday.

2.  I skipped church today because of  a snow-freezing rain mix that is supposed to turn to all snow and give us up to 12” by tomorrow night.  I decided that it wasn’t worth the risk of falling and getting hurt(my balance sucks), not to mention my driver possibly having an accident.

And I’m pretty sure God understands.

Edited by smittykins
reword for clarity

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keepercjr

Today is Gary and Becky’s anniversary.  Think he ever told her about his felony conviction?  He posted a few pictures and they went out to lunch (on gift cards someone gave them.. I think it was family since they are currently “home”).

looks like it was early on in their relationship

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from their anniversary date.  Looks like he tried to clean up.  Maybe she gave him a new shirt.

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AmazonGrace

That's a very memeable face, he looks really happy to be there

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3splenty
22 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Ok folks have you given money to your Bro Gary yet? 

  Hide contents

Ok folks after spending money on black Friday will there be any money for the LORD Church to keep Pastor taken care of Missions and the needs the Church has? Are you ready to meet with JESUS at Church. Most Churches have Sunday School Sunday Morning and afternoon or even Services. Will you make it for all services? 
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

When I clock out tomorrow, I'll have put in 94 hours in 8 days (yes, I'm out of my mind).  And I find it telling that Bro listed the Pastor first--not the missions or needs of the church.  Wow...that's almost outright asking, "But what about money for meeeeee?"

Maybe my fatigue is making me less patient with his posts, but my patients get the patient side of me.

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thoughtful
16 hours ago, Ozlsn said:

Well money will buy you backing singers.. maybe not industry wide acclaim and recognition, but definitely backing singers.

But Jeff/Jethere doesn't have any more money than Bro Gary - he was begging for $10 to get to the end of the month in one of the posts I linked!

 

14 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

Wait what? He writes his own.music? 

But, but, I thought contemporary music is all evil.

Jeff/Jethere does -- I don't know if he has condemned contemporary music.

 

3 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

That's a very memeable face, he looks really happy to be there

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That could be what he's thinking. I'm just guessing. 🤷‍♀️ :wink-kitty:

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wallysmommy

How many YouTube videos could Alonzo Lerone do using Bro's spelling as an example?  "Get a Dictionary." 

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3splenty
11 hours ago, Dana723 said:

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Lol!  Contempt =/= content.

Yet is Bro content (or contempt, however he would like to phrase it)?  Especially given his post about Black Friday...would a dictionary be put to it's intended use?

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thoughtful

As Keats wrote:

Happy is England! I could be contempt
To see no other verdure but its own . . .

https://www.bartleby.com/126/30.html

 

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AmazonGrace

Q: Who are we seeking?

A: Bro Gary Hawkins

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Ok folks Who are we seeking?
Bro Gary Hawkins

Matthew 6:33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

 

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Evangeline

Hey, Bro Gary. I did spend some money on Black Friday. I bought gifts for some people I love and had a fun afternoon out. I will also contribute to my church this month. How is that possible, you ask? Well, it's this thing called a JOB and this other thing called a BUDGET. These are great things. You really should try them out. 

This is probably the least of Bro's issues, but it reminds me of one of my least favorite fundie preacher tactics. The false choices they offer between the "Godly" and the "worldly." They're always wanting to guilt trip you for enjoying the simple pleasures of life. You're not supposed to skip Sunday night church to watch the Super Bowl (Bowel) because that's not prioritizing God, even if you're there the other 51 Sundays of the year. You shouldn't enjoy this music or that book or that event if there was some way you could be reading the Bible or singing hymns or going to church instead.  Even as a young child, I thought this ridiculous and don't think there's a shred of biblical evidence to support the idea that God expects us to live such a life. Bro and his ilk seem to just be miserable serving God and think the rest of us should be too. 

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smittykins

I’m reminded of a family in my former fundy-lite church who sent their daughter to a Christian school run by an IFB church(but their son went to public school, go fig).  She mentioned that she was uncomfortable with the top 40 station played on the bus radio, and wondered if secular music might not be intrinsically bad.  A few seconds later, she added, “I think I answered my own question.  If it’s not for the Lord, it’s not good.”(At one point, I asked our pastor about listening to popular music, and he said that as long as I was selective, I should be okay, and mentioned that his twin daughters liked The Beach Boys.)

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wallysmommy

And how much has Bro put in the offering plate or paid in tithes in the last year?  Probably a big fat zero!

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PumaLover

OK folks, either Bro is getting better at this English thing or someone else wrote this post. You're is used correctly!

Also, this thread has been endlessly entertaining. I'm a little under the weather, although I'm fighting it with elderberry syrup, and I'm bummed because my cat broke something that was really meaningful to me and it couldn't be repaired.

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Dandruff
3 hours ago, PumaLover said:

OK folks, either Bro is getting better at this English thing or someone else wrote this post. You're is used correctly!

Also, this thread has been endlessly entertaining. I'm a little under the weather, although I'm fighting it with elderberry syrup, and I'm bummed because my cat broke something that was really meaningful to me and it couldn't be repaired.

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Did Jesus grift for weenie gravy?

Feel better soon @PumaLover!

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Granwych
42 minutes ago, Dandruff said:

Did Jesus grift for weenie gravy?

Feel better soon @PumaLover!

Jesus gagged at the thought of weenie gravy ( neither kosher nor tasty!))

Hope you feel better, Puma.  Sorry about that cat!

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scoutsadie
4 hours ago, PumaLover said:

OK folks, either Bro is getting better at this English thing or someone else wrote this post. You're is used correctly!

Also, this thread has been endlessly entertaining. I'm a little under the weather, although I'm fighting it with elderberry syrup, and I'm bummed because my cat broke something that was really meaningful to me and it couldn't be repaired.

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IT SUCKS that you're sick. And I'm sorry, too, that your kitty broke your thing.

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MayMay1123
13 hours ago, PumaLover said:

OK folks, either Bro is getting better at this English thing or someone else wrote this post. You're is used correctly!

Also, this thread has been endlessly entertaining. I'm a little under the weather, although I'm fighting it with elderberry syrup, and I'm bummed because my cat broke something that was really meaningful to me and it couldn't be repaired.

Bro.png

when you read something of bro's that looks like this, you can be sure that becky wrote it, or at least heavily edited it. i don't know why she doesn't do it for every post, probably bro's ego.

hope you feel better soon @PumaLover

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AmazonGrace
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Ok folks if you ain't doing good for the LORD you ain't doing good at all.
Bro Gary Hawkins

So, why bother even trying.

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