Bro Gary Hawkins 12: IT BIBLE

[AmazonGrace]

Captive? Gary doesn't let them leave unless they donated enough?

[Walking Cat Bed]

20 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Captive? Gary doesn't let them leave unless they donated enough?

Fortunately I don't think that's occurred to him.

 

But I'd bet an entire dollar that he uses heavy handed guilt. 

[AmazonGrace]

You may die Gary no care:

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Ok folks glad we had Church today. Had 3 ask JESUS to Save them.  We can trust JESUS or the Media.
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

[AmazonGrace]

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Ok folks the LORD has given us another day. What will this day bring. The world is going to hell and we are worried whether we have enough food, TP, and if we may caught something. The Judgment of GOD is not going to be what some think. If we has a vision of people going to hell we'd get off our back ends and tell people JESUS is coming. Let's turn off the TVs cell phone and get in touch with the LORD and let JESUS take care of this. If y'all hadn't realized the government is telling us what to do about not gather together in the house of the LORD. This is just a little sneak peek if socialism. If you're Saved wake up and get in your Prayer closet and see if we can get GOD back on our side.

Being in the prayer closet is not the problem Gary.

[AliceInFundyland]

It's funny because 50% of a couple of those sentences are almost right on.

He's absolutely right about us freaking out about toilet paper and food and guns (Oregon has an overloaded background check system atm. ?)... Shoot the virus! But not because the world is going to hell.

And yep, Bro, let's turn off the screens and take a moment. I'm right there with you buddy. I suggest a dose of fresh air. Maybe Jesus or whatever deity helps you. But you do you.

[keepercjr]

You gotta listen to this.  Full n conspiracy mode

 

[Ozlsn]

3 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

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Ok folks the LORD has given us another day. What will this day bring. The world is going to hell and we are worried whether we have enough food, TP, and if we may caught something. The Judgment of GOD is not going to be what some think. If we has a vision of people going to hell we'd get off our back ends and tell people JESUS is coming. Let's turn off the TVs cell phone and get in touch with the LORD and let JESUS take care of this. If y'all hadn't realized the government is telling us what to do about not gather together in the house of the LORD. This is just a little sneak peek if socialism. If you're Saved wake up and get in your Prayer closet and see if we can get GOD back on our side.

Being in the prayer closet is not the problem Gary.

For once I'm in agreement with Bro Gary. Stay in your own prayer closet. Self-isolate and gather only online. And wash your hands every time you come out of there!!

[mango_fandango]

So socialism to Gary means not being allowed to go to church. What a moron. That’s really not what socialism is.

[thoughtful]

I never knew "famine" was pronounced with a long A, and "virus" as "vayrus." Never mind asking Becky how to pronounce Communism, work on "famine" and "virus."

Speaking of pronouncing things, Gary says he doesn't know if it's "Corona or Corinna." I feel a song parody coming on, Gary.

 

[Xan]

12 minutes ago, thoughtful said:

I never knew "famine" was pronounced with a long A, and "virus" as "vayrus." Never mind asking Becky how to pronounce Communism, work on "famine" and "virus."

Speaking of pronouncing things, Gary says he doesn't know if it's "Corona or Corinna." I feel a song parody coming on, Gary.

 

I'm just glad that he's aware that he's an evangelist and not a "pasture".  He thinks that the virus is a "joke against God"?  I can't even follow his line of what I'll loosely call reasoning.  He thinks the NY governor is going to call people into a shelter and that this is socialism and is just a way to take down Trump.  Poor old Gary is upset that he won't be able to continue his roaming preacher show.  Amen?  Amen.

[griffin]

Also, a "pasture" is a field where cows graze, not a man who runs a church.

[thoughtful]

3 minutes ago, griffin said:

Also, a "pasture" is a field where cows graze, not a man who runs a church.

And that wasn't a fluke in this one video - he always pronounces it that way.

He's up to the "they made it up to make Trump look bad" and "the flu kills more people" level. Watch some more videos, Gary - you can come all the way around to the "It's all a cover for mass arrests of lots of people who are child molesters" level.

[grandmadugger]

I made it 3 minutes before I had to shut it off. I can’t handle idiots lately. But Bro let me tell you that I have attended more church in the last few days than I have in the last few years. I am watching friends from across the country preach or just their church service. But not one was IFB so maybe I didn’t attend church. 

[Conundrum]

I tried watching the video, too, and had to turn it off. He's not the brightest crayon in the box, is he? What makes him think he knows more than the government? He (barely) reads the bible and thinks it's literally written by God! 

[AmazonGrace]

If you can't live come see Gary

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Ok folks Old Paths Baptist Church is open. 6690 NC 8 Hwy S 
Germanton NC. Come on out at 7 Pm. If you can't live. 
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

[FunDeeLite]

Hey Bro! STOP TOUCHING YOUR FACE!!!111!1!1!11!1!1!11. The government cannot shut down churches.  "Pastures" and other religious leaders have decided to keep their congregations safe from the the "corrina" virus.  At this point in time, Trump is the government.  If we become  "Cumunionist", it is because Trump is up Putin's butt.

 

P.S.  I hate to burst your bubble, Bro.  Trump probably is the Antichrist.

[thoughtful]

11 hours ago, AmazonGrace said:

If you can't live come see Gary

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Ok folks Old Paths Baptist Church is open. 6690 NC 8 Hwy S 
Germanton NC. Come on out at 7 Pm. If you can't live. 
Bro Gary Hawkins

 

For once, he might be making sense. Going to a gathering of people could be committing suicide at this point. If you can't bear to live, go see Bro Gary!

Of course, for me, sitting in a tent, in the heat, surrounded by right-wing fundamentalist assholes, with wretched music and Bro Gary "preaching," would have been deadly even before coronacorrinahoweveryoupronounceit.

 

[Alisamer]

Now he's just making me angry. Yes, please... go see Gary if you don't believe the virus is a real thing! Shake his hand, give him a big hug. Share that virus you don't believe in all around with anyone stupid enough to go there.

It seems the Coronavirus is turning into the "chlorine in the gene pool" virus.

 

(No, I don't really want people to go and be spreading the virus. But damn, if it's going to kill a bunch of people, let it be the evil and the willfully stupid!)

[keepercjr]

Gary posted another video.  I haven’t watched it yet but some of the comments ?. (W Caleb Hawkins is his older son)

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[AmazonGrace]

'You may die Jerald no care :

But, but, they can't donate if they dead

[Dandruff]

On 3/19/2020 at 2:15 PM, Alisamer said:

It seems the Coronavirus is turning into the "chlorine in the gene pool" virus.

If they want to naturally select themselves, I guess I'm cool with it...except there's no way to keep them isolated from the rest of us.

[Ozlsn]

"The virus is socialism", WTAF?

Also no one is ever going to look at this group and think "well there goes the Brains Trust". Not non-sarcastically at least.

As to it not being a big deal if someone dies from having contracted the virus at church- you first Jerad and Gary. Let us know how you feel, if you survive.

 

[AmazonGrace]

Gary did another live video. He is worried that Trump will stop interstate travel and if he can't go from state to state he can't find a job doing God's work. I just want to know why he can't do God's work wherever he happens to be.

https://www.facebook.com/ghawkins38/videos/3124469610931185/

 

It's the end times, and if you aren't saved go get saved right now, and something about the Antichrist.

[Dandruff]

26 minutes ago, AmazonGrace said:

Gary did another live video. He is worried that Trump will stop interstate travel and if he can't go from state to state he can't find a job doing God's work. I just want to know why he can't do God's work wherever he happens to be.

I believe the "work" Gary refers to has a rather large grifting component and - who knows - his local stores may be running low on weens.  So travel is essential, even if it potentially kills.

[Xan]

Admittedly, Gary gets on my nerves anyway but that constant "Amen?" on his videos is ridiculous.  When he's preaching to a crowd, I sort of get it.  It translates out to "Amen? = Do you agree with me?" and the answering "Amen! = Yes!" but to do it on videos is just way too needy.  Gar -- if you need this kind of reassurance, maybe you shouldn't be doing videos.

Talking about the coronavirus:  "It's not something to take lightly of but I will tell you, it's more than what meets the eye."  He talks just like he writes.  He wonders if this is a sign of the coming "tribble-ation" and he's not going to go through "none of it", not even "one ounce", because he's saved and he's, I guess, just going to get raptured up.

Here's a preview of the coming tribbleation: