Pris & TFDW 6: The Lookalike Family

[Dandruff]

2 hours ago, Markie said:

On one of the Duggar pages, they were discussing possible Sister-Moms for the next generation of fundies. I wish Pris and Pecan would send for a couple of the older Shrader girls to stay with them. 

I suspect they could get the pick of the ATI litters to stick around and help.

[Kak]

Crazy night chez Waller.

[catlady]

On 2/15/2018 at 8:43 AM, Lovebug said:

Then my hubby gifted me a beautiful, classic solitaire for our 10th anniversary,

I have been reading way too much JRod and Prince John of Zambia—I had to do a double-take because the first time around I thought you said he “gRifted” you a solitaire.......

ETA:  going back to give credit to @FloraKitty35 for Prince John of Zambia, which is as Fabulous as Pecan Thief himself!!

[JermajestyDuggar]

Adam Waller's little boy looks just like his cousins. Oh those fundies. They all look alike. 

[Carm_88]

I absolutely love Ticket to Ride!  

[JermajestyDuggar]

I know Adam and Val aren't very fertile but I do hope that one day they realize how very lucky they are. It's hard to have fun family game nights when you're constantly pregnant or nursing with 2-3 in diapers at any given time. 

[PennySycamore]

@Carm_88, is that the game that the Wallers are playing.  Don't you make rail lines across the country?  I haven't played that in since a vacation in the Adirondacks more than 10 years ago with my daughter and now son-in-law.  It's fun to play!

My train-crazy grandson has a junior version of Ticket to Ride.  My daughter says that he'd a bit young for it yet.

[Carm_88]

@PennySycamore That is indeed what they are playing!  I love it! 

[fundiefan]

If I had been on that cruise and their self righteous asses tried to give me a tract, I'd have had a fucking field day with them. Because I would have been one of the drinking partyers and having some religious fanatic try to insert themselves or their religion into my life would not have been dealt with quietly. 

[Naga Viper]

My official plan for dealing with David Waller, Professional Proselytizer, should we ever cross paths:

1. Say nothing during his entire spiel, just meet his gaze directly and smile warmly. If given a tract, hold it to my heart.
2. When he finishes, plant a hand on his person—his shoulder, or his knee if seated—and whisper that the Holy Ghost is the only thing there'll be room for between us later.
3. Squeeze gently.
4. When he sputters about his wife (and BEST FRIEND) standing/sitting right there, remove hand and say, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I thought she was your sister."

I was going to say that I'd put my hand on his ass if possible, but I'm a guy and I don't want to be responsible for David having a fatal aneurysm on the spot.

[VBOY9977]

Omg, they just posted about their anniversary. They went on a cruise and were saddened with the drinking and party life. They also went to Mexico and of course proselytized there. Lmao to be a fly on the wall.... I would’ve loved to see their faces watching people live their best life on the cruise

[Mela99]

Why would they go on a cruise ....? I mean, really. What would a fundie couple do ?

[EmiGirl]

12 minutes ago, Mela99 said:

Why would they go on a cruise ....? I mean, really. What would a fundie couple do ?

For real. Even the shows have non both are approved costumes and songs!!! 

Now if they went on the k-love cruise or another Christian cruise I could see it. Some of them shut down the bars and casino. T hats why they're so expensive

[Timetraveler]

They have also included a video fragment. I have no words honestly.

 

[ViolaSebastian]

They’re upset at the partying that went on? What on earth were they expecting? 

[feministxtian]

36 minutes ago, ViolaSebastian said:

They’re upset at the partying that went on? What on earth were they expecting? 

Umm...what the hell do you expect on a cruise? I mean, I don't drink really, an occasional glass of wine here or there anymore...BUT...I don't care if someone else imbibes...wait, let me clarify. I don't give a damn if you get hammered off your ass...BUT...if you get behind the wheel, I will hunt you down and fuck you up before you can harm someone else. Same with the goddamn cell phones. GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE. You DO NOT need to text OR talk behind the wheel. The cunt that hit me was on her fucking phone when she hit me. She's off living her happy, hippy skippy life and I'm over here with another fucking headache. Non hands-free is ILLEGAL here in Nevada, yet...people keep doing it. Yes, I have a phone but if you call/text/fb me while I'm driving, I won't even look at it until I get to where I'm going. Your phone call IS NOT as important as my continued life WITHOUT CHRONIC PAIN. I was FINE before this stupid cunt hit me...10 months later, I've had SEVEN sets of injections on my neck, base of my skull and lumbar spine, 4 months of chiro treatment and a MORON pain doc who refuses to prescribe pain meds

 

Rant over. 

[Dandruff]

2 hours ago, Naga Viper said:

I was going to say that I'd put my hand on his ass if possible, but I'm a guy and I don't want to be responsible for David having a fatal aneurysm on the spot.

I can imagine him having something on the spot, but it wouldn't be an aneurysm.  For your sake though, I'd skip it.

1 hour ago, Mela99 said:

Why would they go on a cruise ....? I mean, really. What would a fundie couple do ?

Preach a lot, assuming that people would be a bit more willing to listen to them than try to swim home?

[Gobsmacked]

Crumbs, I hope pp doesn't get wind of this. He  would be in devilish pp heaven, all those captive souls to win. There would be no escape; be screamed at or swim for it.

MAN OVERBOARD .....................

[JermajestyDuggar]

Phillip's face! 

[HarryPotterFan]

3 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

Phillip's face! 

“HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CHEERIOS, YOU INSOLENT INFANT!” 

[artdecades]

I always cringe so much watching Priscilla try and talk in videos.

 

Out of their blog this stuck out to me

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There were over two thousand guests on board the ship. We were fascinated to learn that there were over eight hundred crew as well. Less than two dozen of the crew were US citizens. All the others came from a variety of other countries. We enjoyed reaching out to them to get to know them and share the Gospel with them and had many good opportunities to visit.

They just assume that anyone who isn't a US Citizen doesn't know about christianity. The ignorance is appalling.

[johnhugh]

It really does show how ignorant and and a total lack of reasearch before they booked. Did they expect people to be sitting around studying the bible or watching similar ‘marriage’ DVD’s drinking arfternoon tea?

Or did Davey have an interior motive to perv at the topless guys in the pool, or to meet a nice sailor?

[JillyO]

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We also stopped at some ruins that dot the landscape of the Yucatan.

"Some ruins" ................

[usmcmom]

4 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

Phillip's face! 

All I know is I MUST pull that baby girl into my lap and rub that sweet little tummy.  

[catlady]

just when TFDW makes himself look good next to Priscilla's two horrific brothers-in-law, he goes and does something as clueless as this and drags himself down to their level (well, reminds us that he was there all along, apparently). 

those 800 crew members had a fucking job to do; they aren't there to be preached at.  

yeah, that "some ruins" comment shows how little appreciation he has for history.  didn't his family go to Mongolia?  maybe they saw "some other ruins" there, too.  (end sarcasm font)

i've been on exactly one cruise, and i had exactly one alcoholic beverage because i thought  all of their drinks were ridiculously overpriced, but that's just me, and i still had a nice time and didn't care that some of the other passengers spent the week blind stinkin' drunk.  was David even aware that there were probably daily AA meetings?  my SIL goes on many cruises despite being in recovery for nearly 30 years, and she holds no judgment against passengers who choose to drink.

and may i say that the above photo of Phillip is just charming!  he and Davia might as well be twins.  too bad their dad's such a dick.