Jessa Duggar Seewald Pt 6 - Still Smug, Still Pregnant

[violynn]

No, it isn't possible that Jessa is carrying twins. At 30+ weeks she would be as wide as she is round. Also, no way would any reputable health care professional go along with Jessa across the states this far along in a car, let alone fly! And though we don't know what kind of advice she is getting, it would be beyond careless to consider a first time mom delivering multiples to have a home birth.

[FlamingFundie]

Apparently the baby is nicknamed "Quincy."

[StopUsingPurposeAsAVerb]

I love the image of Jessa as a velociraptor. Watching her coyly purr into the camera about her soon to be perfectly Christian baby just pisses me off for some reason. Like, probably more than it should. I think I'm just done watching them all, spreading their judgy hypocritical nonsense. And I have always had a hard time watching Jim bob, when he's on camera he always looks so uncomfortable and distracted, like he has a load in his pants and he's trying really hard to remember how and when it got there.

[iweartanktops]

I love the image of Jessa as a velociraptor. Watching her coyly purr into the camera about her soon to be perfectly Christian baby just pisses me off for some reason. Like, probably more than it should. I think I'm just done watching them all, spreading their judgy hypocritical nonsense. And I have always had a hard time watching Jim bob, when he's on camera he always looks so uncomfortable and distracted, like he has a load in his pants and he's trying really hard to remember how and when it got there.

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[Fascinated]

YES :D

don't forget - husbands and boyfriends who got in the act because everyone was checking their phones disturbing their real life routines - literally the day she gave birth I had five pm's from people telling me

ahh memories - damn :D and you know what I mean

no more pictures poo

Ah, yes. I'm sure I'm not the only one who misses the photos, nst. That weekend would not have been the same without them!!!!11!!

[bingbangboom]

SportsGalAnnie weird is awesome! The house of boom is full of weird. When we were dating, Mr.Boom would ask if I saved all my weird in a jar for him.

[ViolaSebastian]

Ok, switching gears a bit. I was thinking about the Great Dilly Dally 2015 Extravaganza and have decided to post this as a reminder to those who took part, and as a warning to newer members of what may be in store for the baby Seeweed watch. There were so many hilarious posts, but this recap, courtesy of ViolaSebastian, has always fondly resided in my memory. I hope you all enjoy...

TLDR: False alarms, don't use Swheat Step to soak up plutonium, someone's stripper name is Spunky Beaver, there's chocolate with green filling in Germany, Hershey's tastes like vomit, Joseph Duggar has a porn star 'stache, a discussion of why someone's cat's crap smells bad, Katie Holmes wore a tacky outfit when she was pregnant with Suri, how to get super poofy bangs, a lot of us don't wear heels because we've busted ourselves at one time or another, tons of Duggar photos posted by nst, most of us like peanut butter, Maple leaf's fans are deranged, Brown chicken Brown cow, UK is in the final four, a cat fight over how to hang the toilet paper roll, some of us (who shall remain nameless) are Michigan State fans, back and forth about midwives over OBGYNS and vice versa, spicy poops after having Mexican food, Cracker Barrel is a place to enjoy fatty fried foods, chicken fried steak is steak fried like chicken, and JILL STILL HASN'T HAD THIS DANG KID! :mouse-shock:

How great is FJ?? :lol:

Oh my gosh, it might be the wine I've had tonight, but rereading this has made me crack myself up. I particularly remember the cat crap discussion as the signal that we were staring into the FJ abyss. I honestly can't recall if we pegged down why the cat's crap smelled bad, though... :shifty-kitty:

[ClaraOswin]

Sounds like I missed a lot of fun during the Baby Dilly watch.

Someone needs to recap the current Jinger/Lawson thread because it's all kinds of weird over there.

[AngelGirl8811]

Sounds like I missed a lot of fun during the Baby Dilly watch.

Someone needs to recap the current Jinger/Lawson thread because it's all kinds of weird over there.

Talk about thread drift! lol! That one is a bit crazy! As for Jessa, she's definitely trying to drum up interest about the baby. Is it a boy or a girl? Watch my special episode and find out! :P

[grandmadugger]

When do we start Seeweed watch? Dilly Dally was my favorite thread ever. I still claim to have picked the name. :lol:

[HermioneSparrow]

Sounds like I missed a lot of fun during the Baby Dilly watch.

Someone needs to recap the current Jinger/Lawson thread because it's all kinds of weird over there.

Yes please, someone do it! I was following the thread but now it's all about cousins, jana and jinger fighting, grandmas.. i don't know, i'm scared to go over there :lol:

[nst]

When do we start Seeweed watch? Dilly Dally was my favorite thread ever. I still claim to have picked the name. :lol:

I say we start the week of the 26th :D

the waiting for Iddy thread and the wedding week threads were my favorite

I still think she will just post a hand of the baby when it's born

and Ben won't of course mention anything - it took him 5 months to mention the pregnancy

:D

[artdecades]

I just saw Jessa and Jinger shopping at a local Target. It was a little surreal. I was trying really hard not to openly stare. They posed for pictures with a few people who asked. They were checking out right next to me, so I couldn't help but check out their purchases out of the corner of my eye. Nothing super exciting. Some generic baby stuff, a pillow, and a game of connect four. Jinger looked gorgeous and happy. Jessa looked like she was over being pregnant, but still had that pursed/slightly duck lipped expression she often has in her selfies. I must admit, I was super excited to see them in person.

I can't believe no one has asked this but did you see what color the baby stuff was? Or was it gender neutral (nothing these fundies do is gender neutral though)?

[MarblesMom]

I can't believe no one has asked this but did you see what color the baby stuff was? Or was it gender neutral (nothing these fundies do is gender neutral though)?

THIS is the time those HS Drama classes kick in and you go .... all Southern and caring.... and engage them in in a convo, (oblivious heh heh to who they are) "OH MY goodness chile, when is the lil lamb due? You look like you are about bet ready to drop! Oh my, in my day (blah blah). Are you having a baby girll? I could swear by how you carryin that is a girl! GOD BLESS YOU" (and .... try not to reach around to feel it kick)

[AngelGirl8811]

THIS is the time those HS Drama classes kick in and you go .... all Southern and caring.... and engage them in in a convo, (oblivious heh heh to who they are) "OH MY goodness chile, when is the lil lamb due? You look like you are about bet ready to drop! Oh my, in my day (blah blah). Are you having a baby girll? I could swear by how you carryin that is a girl! GOD BLESS YOU" (and .... try not to reach around to feel it kick)

If you could do that with a straight face, I would applaud you! Especially if Jessa was making her pouty duck face at you.

[Mothership]

THat outfit on the left is such a Duggar baby outfit--big bows and leggings,too. Don't want to defraud anyone with baby knees

[MakeItSo]

THat outfit on the left is such a Duggar baby outfit--big bows and leggings,too. Don't want to defraud anyone with baby knees

only thing that's missing is Josie's fake pigtail headband. What a perfect hand-me-down.

[kjmackin]

I wonder if maybe she actually held true on the stance about not knowing the gender. It would explain the two outfits.

[nastyhobbitses]

THat outfit on the left is such a Duggar baby outfit--big bows and leggings,too. Don't want to defraud anyone with baby knees

I want to know why she's potentially dressing her baby as Mister Rogers.

[ksgranola1]

b/c she has no idea=Mr. Rogers.

She could go at any time, now. Jessa doesn't strike me as the stoic kind. I'm betting she will be begging to bag the whole home birth thing as soon as the 4CM pain kicks in.

[nastyhobbitses]

b/c she has no idea=Mr. Rogers.

She could go at any time, now. Jessa doesn't strike me as the stoic kind. I'm betting she will be begging to bag the whole home birth thing as soon as the 4CM pain kicks in.

I could see her trying to go for it at home for a while because she definitely puts up the whole cool, unflappable persona, but I think she'll eventually decide that it's hospital time a whole lot faster than Jill did. She may have a lot to prove, but she is a lot more practical than Jill.

Ben I can see being utterly useless during the birthing process, honestly. He seems pretty clueless about everything that isn't picking things up and putting them down (which isn't to knock weightlifting - I personally love to pick things up and put them down), so I don't see him being particularly helpful or competent while she's popping out little Seemonkey.

[nst]

THIS is the time those HS Drama classes kick in and you go .... all Southern and caring.... and engage them in in a convo, (oblivious heh heh to who they are) "OH MY goodness chile, when is the lil lamb due? You look like you are about bet ready to drop! Oh my, in my day (blah blah). Are you having a baby girll? I could swear by how you carryin that is a girl! GOD BLESS YOU" (and .... try not to reach around to feel it kick)

I hate the bow and I hate the leggings :nenner:

I NEVER thought in a million years Jessa would put a HEADBAND on her daughter

guess I was wrong - guess that is why I hope she has a boy

and the only way anyone could pull of that HS Drama class stuff with Jessa would be if someone is over 60 on FJ

so any 60+ people on FJ - if you come across jessa do it - act your ass off

because that would be a sight to see. :cracking-up:

[actuallyjessica]

Apparently the baby is nicknamed "Quincy."

where did this come from?

[samithemage]

I can't believe no one has asked this but did you see what color the baby stuff was? Or was it gender neutral (nothing these fundies do is gender neutral though)?

It actually was gender neutral. It looked like a couple of white receiving blankets with jungle animal print (lions, elephants, etc.) It was pretty generic stuff, which was highly disappointing. Even the decorative pillow was white, though frilly. The game of connect four was the most interesting thing they bought.

[Jessa's Feet]

I love the image of Jessa as a velociraptor. Watching her coyly purr into the camera about her soon to be perfectly Christian baby just pisses me off for some reason. Like, probably more than it should. I think I'm just done watching them all, spreading their judgy hypocritical nonsense. And I have always had a hard time watching Jim bob, when he's on camera he always looks so uncomfortable and distracted, like he has a load in his pants and he's trying really hard to remember how and when it got there.

I nearly choked, from laughing, while eating something when I read that part of your comment. Best line I've read in this thread so far.