XGay Greg & Dede Haislip- phantom pregnancy?

[So Says I]

If I recall from the book I read, it was both. She just started producing rabbits at first, and then when people became suspicious, she started shoving them up there. :(

Zoinks! So, she was VERY dedicated to the monstrous birthing.

[lilith]

Evidently, she had a miscarriage and had an accomplice, um, insert cat and rabbit parts into her uterus while her cervix was still, um, accommodating. :? After that, she "just" stuck the chopped-up rabbits in her vagina. It's an awkward and creepy story.

Well, as long as she was just shoving chopped up rabbits in her vagina....

Only on FJ!

[Patsy]

into her uterus

into her uterus

into her uterus

into her uterus

[Magdelope]

into her uterus

into her uterus

into her uterus

:shock: :shock: :shock:

wtf!

[So Says I]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

wtf!

I'm crying tears of laughter right now, but with my legs crossed really tight because I don't want anything going near my uterus!!11!!!

[OkToBeTakei]

I'm not reading back a page. But I think I've got it.

She gave birth to the Easter Bunny. Cute.

[sugarloaf]

I'm not reading back a page. But I think I've got it.

She gave birth to the Easter Bunny. Cute.

:lol: :lol:

[gulag]

What I want to know is how anyone actually believe she gave birth to rabbits. I know back then, medical knowledge wasn't as vast, but come on.

Faith. Belief. The absolute security of KNOWING. Unquestioning. Evidence of The Devil if you do.

I envy it. I'd love to feel that way, think that way.

"Most true it is, I dare to say,

E'er since the Days of Eve,

The weakest Woman sometimes may

The wisest Man deceive."

[nelliebelle1197]

I don't know if this question has already been asked and answered. Presumably, XGayGreg was GayGreg before he became XGayGreg. Dede claims he had a vasectomy 20+ years ago. Why would GayGreg want/need/have a vasectomy? Was his super speshul sperm going to impregnate a young maiden he wasn't having sex with? Was he afraid his super speshul sperm might impregnante a man? If hs super speshul sperm is so all-powerful, why would he think a simple vasectomy would tame the power of the super spushul sperm?

I'm beginning to think XGayGreg's super sheshul sperm breached the vasectomy and immaculately impregnated Dede. Could it be that after breaching the vasectomy, the super sheshul sperm lost some of their magical powers and it took longer than normal for them to fertalize Dede's super speshul egg. Of ciourse after such a harrowing fertalization process, the super speshul fetus would need extra time to cook.

If you check back earlier on, he was married and straight before he was tempted by the mens. I think someone posted his whole dealie a few pages back! :lol:

[So Says I]

I'm not reading back a page. But I think I've got it.

She gave birth to the Easter Bunny. Cute.

I was trying to explain the whole story of the birth to my SO, but I kept accidentally saying it was chickens instead of rabbits and had myself in hysterics. I'm going to have to blame your avatar. :lol:

[So Says I]

If you check back earlier on, he was married and straight before he was tempted by the mens. I think someone posted his whole dealie a few pages back! :lol:

Oh yes, and the problem was all evil porn and taking showers at the gym. Those things are what made him "choose" the gay "lifestyle", according to his FB. :roll:

[Joan of Snarc]

Well, as long as she was just shoving chopped up rabbits in her vagina....

Only on FJ!

Now Dede and exgaynecromancer look like the NORMAL ones....

:o

[Bethella]

Faith. Belief. The absolute security of KNOWING. Unquestioning. Evidence of The Devil if you do.

I envy it. I'd love to feel that way, think that way.

"Most true it is, I dare to say,

E'er since the Days of Eve,

The weakest Woman sometimes may

The wisest Man deceive."

We discussed this when it happened, but a woman in Nigeria supposedly gave birth to a horse/foal LAST YEAR. :shock: People will still believe anything. http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/lead-st ... rse-in-edo (not breaking for news site)

(The picture is somewhat nasty)

[MysteryHaggis]

We discussed this when it happened, but a woman in Nigeria supposedly gave birth to a horse/foal LAST YEAR. :shock: People will still believe anything. http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/lead-st ... rse-in-edo (not breaking for news site)

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(The picture is somewhat nasty)

Goodness me. :shock:

I would say ewww, but nah, that's just *fascinating *. Where did they even get the horse foet- just, whaaaa?

[So Says I]

It IS fascinating! Do you think it was a horse fetus or like a de feathered chicken with extra parts stuck on and battered in goo? Also interesting that they mentioned how people frequently vomit things up during those church services... just the birthing was kind of a new thing for them. :o

[sugarloaf]

Oh yes, and the problem was all evil porn and taking showers at the gym. Those things are what made him "choose" the gay "lifestyle", according to his FB. :roll:

I have heard it said (not by fundies, just your regular old philistines) that showering and hygiene and shit isn't a manly thing to do- it's for wimmenz and teh ghey.

[RachelB]

into her uterus

into her uterus

into her uterus

I know, right? OW. (I have a colleague who works on 16th and 17th century literature, and she's writing a chapter about how people back then explained this sort of kooky birth story. I would have such nightmares.)

[thoughtful]

I have nothing new to say. I am only posting because the number of replies to this thread was . . .

666

and I didn't want Dede and Greg to get scared if they saw it (or blame us for an imaginary miscarriage).

:D

[So Says I]

So, I just checked all 83 of Dede & XGayGreg's FB pages, Twitters, and Youtube, and no updates on miracle baby. Needless to say, I'm getting antsy, since she promised an update this week!!! Maybe I'm just not trusting in God enough. :roll:

On the plus side, we've gotten to talk about all kinds of fascinating things going into and being expelled from women's uteruses and that's been great fun, at least for me. :dance:

[gulag]

If you check back earlier on, he was married and straight before he was tempted by the mens.

Oh yes, and the problem was all evil porn and taking showers at the gym. Those things are what made him "choose" the gay "lifestyle", according to his FB. :roll:

Oh good. So he's just a garden-variety pervert. Not gay at all. Glad he cleared that up.

I can't stand it. I must know what happens to the rabbit parts baby.

[lovemygsp]

On the plus side, we've gotten to talk about all kinds of fascinating things going into and being expelled from women's uteruses and that's been great fun, at least for me. :dance:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh the things you learn when reading FJ.

[gulag]

I gotta say - this is so so so bizarre and absurd. At first I was fascinated and repulsed. It's gotten so creepy that I'm just, like, laughing now. Sort of a frightened weird laugh.

[So Says I]

I gotta say - this is so so so bizarre and absurd. At first I was fascinated and repulsed. It's gotten so creepy that I'm just, like, laughing now. Sort of a frightened weird laugh.

It is definitely a "haha" scary type of situation.

[sugarloaf]

I gotta say - this is so so so bizarre and absurd. At first I was fascinated and repulsed. It's gotten so creepy that I'm just, like, laughing now. Sort of a frightened weird laugh.

It's one of those situations where I can almost- not quite- see the good of the state taking someone away for their own good and working out what the hell is wrong with them. (I can't condone this, but my god these people need help)

[OkToBeTakei]

STILL no baby/rabbit?

Alert me when it happens. I'm a busy bunny :P