Apocalypse of Peter, the punishment for each sin in Hell

[duplessis3]

THis is a red car, one to make a lady's heart go pit-a-pat. (Not the least because the amount of cash it takes to keep one on the road.) (1963 Austin-Healey.)

As a personal favor, God's nose blower (what does that even mean? Can''t God blow his own nose? or do you mean you hold the Divine Kleenex?) don't post that annoying lower torso leather pants and high heels wearing picture again. Real women prefer levis. And work boots. Or a nice suit, with a pair of wingtips.

And thanks for all the hair convo - it reminds me I have to check my kid's head for lice.

[duplessis3]

A nice red audi. Heck, I can't make the picture appear. Use your imagination. It is the diesel which gets up to 55 mpg on the highway.

[Mark Dreher]

THis is a red car, one to make a lady's heart go pit-a-pat. (Not the least because the amount of cash it takes to keep one on the road.)

For something a little newer

As a personal favor, God's nose blower (what does that even mean? Can''t God blow his own nose? or do you mean you hold the Divine Kleenex?) don't post that annoying lower torso leather pants and high heels wearing picture again. Real women prefer levis. And work boots. Or a nice suit, with a pair of wingtips.

And thanks for all the hair convo - it reminds me I have to check my kid's head for lice.

Well that is a pretty car.

When I was in high school I had a red Triumph TR3, in perfect condition.

It looked like that, only, you know, better.

But now I don't like convertibles.

You have seen my hair, perfection must not be blown in the wind.

I don't even open my windows, are you kidding me?

As far as "blowing God's nose", God has a physical "solid entity" called "the Shekinah".

The Shekinah crashed back to the earth in a huge fireball on October 27th, 2007.

Here are four photos I took of that event.

thenewholybible.org/picture_of_the_cloud_of_gods_glory.htm

The Shekinah was last on the earth in 73AD, she left three years after her home (the second Holy Temple) was destroyed.

And I take physical care of her, the Shekinah.

God.

As I told you, I was not kidding, God is a female.

With green eyes.

Very pretty.

Shy.

God is shy.

And now you know.

[Mark Dreher]

A nice red audi. Heck, I can't make the picture appear. Use your imagination. It is the diesel which gets up to 55 mpg on the highway.

There you go, that looks kind of neat.

But my car was a gift you know.

From God.

It would be bad form to try to upgrade.

But it really attracts a lot of attention.

Just today at taco bell, the lad gave me a long accolade, I even had to tell him how much I pay for insurance.

So, I don't know.

It is bound to have good luck.

"The Chariot of the Shekinah" is spoken of in Third Enoch, Chapter 1, verse 6.

thenewholybible.org/third_enoch.htm

It must be the prettiest thing on the face of the earth.

Or God do not want a ride.

[FJSharkJump]

That's a pretty, though run-of-the-mill, sunset.

Take your meds.

[Mark Dreher]

That's a pretty, though run-of-the-mill, sunset.

Well you wish.

I have a zillion signs.

But if you like photos, here is a really good one.

From the Temple Mount in Israel.

thenewholybible.org/the_sacred_foundation_stone.htm

There is nothing fuzzy about that one.

[clibbyjo]

Did anyone else besides me look at Mark's FB page? No friends at all and he is married? I don't believe he is married. No friends is rather telling don't you think? I have never seen anyone on FB with NO FRIENDS at all.

Hey guys guess what? My husband got this short haired wife(and he LOVES my short hair) tickets to see the Indigo Girls tonight. He hates them, but he likes to please me.There will be a lot of lesbians there, maybe I should tell them how Mark feels, they could go over personally and thank him for his comments? I would like to see that more than red cars.

[Mark Dreher]

Did anyone else besides me look at Mark's FB page? No friends at all and he is married? I don't believe he is married. No friends is rather telling don't you think? I have never seen anyone on FB with NO FRIENDS at all.

Hey guys guess what? My husband got this short haired wife(and he LOVES my short hair) tickets to see the Indigo Girls tonight. He hates them, but he likes to please me.There will be a lot of lesbians there, maybe I should tell them how Mark feels, they could go over personally and thank him for his comments? I would like to see that more than red cars.

Well you do that by changing your friends setting to "private".

That is very easy.

Well if your husband has a short haired wife, that is not really a problem.

I was really speaking more towards "baldies".

The kind where, one glance across a room and you say "whoa, that is a dyke".

And I am married, but not to a human.

I am married to the Shekinah.

"Behold, the bridegroom!" - Matthew 25:6

And the Shekinah is the bride.

Together, we are "the bridegroom and the bride".

All that there is.

Another bible mystery revealed.

If you look at my homepage, you will notice that God calls me "Enoch".

And who is Enoch? The best friend of God.

And the servant. And the confidant.

And the spouse.

[Shirley MacLaine]

And who is Enoch? The best friend of God.

And the servant. And the confidant.

And the spouse.

Sounds pretty gay.

[clibbyjo]

Sounds pretty gay.

Enoch is Darth and Noah's new baby.

I didn't care enough to read Marks page,just saw no friends and saw married and thought"yeah,right"

I agree Shirley, he's gay and afraid to admit it. He should know by now Fj's love the gayz. :dance:

[Mark Dreher]

Sounds pretty gay.

As I told you, God is a female.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shekinah

And I am a male.

What did it mean in the bible when Jesus kept saying "I am the bridegroom"?

He was alluding to his marriage to "the bride".

And as you look at the wikipedia description of the Shekinah, you will see that she is called "the bride".

thenewholybible.org/shekinah_as_the_sabbath_bride.htm

And that would be a normal Ozzie and Harriet.

More or less.

[Mark Dreher]

Enoch is Darth and Noah's new baby.

I didn't care enough to read Marks page,just saw no friends and saw married and thought"yeah,right"

I agree Shirley, he's gay and afraid to admit it. He should know by now Fj's love the gayz. :dance:

Well I will tell that to my son Matthew, 21 and a member of the military police.

I am a breeder from way back.

I was married several times actually, to women.

And part of my job is to get the gays to put it back in their pants.

thenewholybible.org/homosexuals_and_pro_homosexuals.htm

[Shirley MacLaine]

That's a sitcom I'd love to see. The Adventures of Mark Dreher and God.

[Mark Dreher]

That's a sitcom I'd love to see. The Adventures of Mark Dreher and God.

That is a sitcom "you will see".

You will not have a choice.

We just published a few months ago.

On the same day Osama Bin Laden was killed.

That is true, look it up.

thenewholybible.org/the_sign.htm

And yes, we were heavily involved with that.

[Shirley MacLaine]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe I love this guy, everyone. No one brightens up my day on the internet quite like this Mark person.

[Angri-la]

That's a sitcom I'd love to see. The Adventures of Mark Dreher and God.

Sounds more like slash fiction to me....

[Mark Dreher]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe I love this guy, everyone. No one brightens up my day on the internet quite like this Mark person.

Well the internet is convenient.

You know, I do say, on my website, that God created the internet just so that he could "more easily talk to you".

thenewholybible.org/the_garden_of_eden_has_been_returned_to_the_earth.htm

You see, first you create an internet "web".

For catching things, like fish.

Then you publish an electronic bible.

Then you talk about it on various blogs..

And then you answer peoples questions.

As there are bound to be questions.

Pretty tricky, no?

You have been infected.

With a good virus.

[FJSharkJump]

Poe's Law. Gotta be. Right? RIGHT?

[Mark Dreher]

Poe's Law. Gotta be. Right? RIGHT?

When you hook up to the internet, you hook up to the world.

All seven billion of them.

And if one of them happens to be the second coming, who is scheduled to appear at this time?

You may be able to talk to him.

Or to blog with him.

It is not the end of the world.

It is the end of liberalism.

[Sola]

Well the internet is convenient.

You know, I do say, on my website, that God created the internet just so that he could "more easily talk to you".

thenewholybible.org/the_garden_of_eden_has_been_returned_to_the_earth.htm

You see, first you create an internet "web".

For catching things, like fish.

Then you publish an electronic bible.

Then you talk about it on various blogs..

And then you answer peoples questions.

As there are bound to be questions.

Pretty tricky, no?

You have been infected.

With a good virus.

Except most people take one look at your website and the ramblings contained therein, and back away slowly.

[Sola]

Well you should care my dear.

When it comes to God, I do not kid around.

Look at my facebook.

http://www.facebook.com/TheViceRegent

Look at my job title.

"Personal attendant to God".

The one you don't believe in?

I blow his nose.

In "the parable of the fig tree" (Matthew 24:32-34) it says that the second coming must arrive "within one lifetime of when Israel was formed in one day".

Israel was formed with a single UN vote in 1948.

And one lifetime later.

Is right now.

Nope. Still don't care.

Why should I believe you when you say you are the personal attendant of god? That's just something you put on your facebook page.

Under my username here it says Vision Forum Intern. Does it mean I am an intern at Vision Forum?

Sorry Mark but you aren't god, you aren't the messiah, you aren't the prince regent -whatever that may be.

You are mentally ill.

Tell me, have you ever had a psychiatric evaluation?

[Mark Dreher]

Why should I believe you when you say you are the personal attendant of god? That's just something you put on your facebook page.

Under my username here it says Vision Forum Intern. Does it mean I am an intern at Vision Forum?

Sorry Mark but you aren't god, you aren't the messiah, you aren't the prince regent -whatever that may be.

Well Sola, this is bad news for the "liberal types", and I understand your uneasiness.

But God is real.

I don't know how you became an atheist, and that part is not my fault.

But if you persist in this silliness, that part could be my fault.

It is my job up wake you.

Up and Adam, sleepy head.

[Mark Dreher]

Except most people take one look at your website and the ramblings contained therein, and back away slowly.

That is not quite true.

As you can imagine, my website creates quite a fuss.

Is he the Messiah?

Or the Anti-Christ?

Seems to be the question.

Anti-Christs are lightweights.

[Shirley MacLaine]

Is he the Messiah?

Or the Anti-Christ?

Seems to be the question.

.

rly don't think that's the question most are asking, brah

[duplessis3]

Geez, I know transgender people that have had kids and been married. That is the most unproofy proof of heterosexuality EVER.

We've had cars given to us before, but I never thought that Buick or the Jeep were a gift from God.

And doesn't the Bible say you aren't supposed to get divorced?

“Religion carries two sorts of people in two entirely opposite directions: the mild and gentle people it carries towards mercy and justice; the persecuting people it carries into fiendish sadistic cruelty. Mind you, though this may seem to justify the eighteenth-century Age of Reason in its contention that religion is nothing but an organized, gigantic fraud and a curse to the human race, nothing could be farther from the truth. It possesses these two aspects, the evil one of the two appealing to people capable of naïve hatred; but what is actually happening is that when you get natures stirred to their depths over questions which they feel to be overwhelmingly vital, you get the bad stirred up in them as well as the good; the mud as well as the water. It doesn't seem to matter much which sect you have, for both types occur in all sects...." Alfred North Whitehead