Apocalypse of Peter, the punishment for each sin in Hell

[lawfulevil]

No room for the quiver, Lord.

Sports cars are boring.

Station wagons are perfect.

[Mark Dreher]

That car is ugly.

I hate red cars.

There are lots of guys on here.

A sports car should be red, I think.

Red or maybe black.

I was behind a brown corvette the other day, and I could not stop thinking, what a piece of sh*t.

I mean almost literally.

An 80,000 dollar poopy, is in front of me.

There aught to be a law against such color schemes.

Why is Obama not addressing this issue?

[formergothardite]

No room for the quiver, Lord.

Sports cars are boring.

Station wagons are perfect.

Growing up we had a station wagon with the backwards seats that we called the "way-back". And since we didn't wear seat belts half the time, sometimes a child would sit on the floor of the way-back. It is a miracle we didn't die. LOL

[lawfulevil]

Growing up we had a station wagon with the backwards seats that we called the "way-back". And since we didn't wear seat belts half the time, sometimes a child would sit on the floor of the way-back. It is a miracle we didn't die. LOL

Lawn darts. I mean, enough said, right?

[lawfulevil]

That said, I'm a Subaru Legacy kind of lady. Room for the whole family, comfortable, and safe.

ETA that I love your icon. Alan Rickman defrauds me.

[formergothardite]

The local park had all the slides, swings, merry-go-rounds, and those dome shaped climbing things built over cement. It was fun, but deadly. I wonder who came up with that idea? It was such a bad one. They remodeled the whole thing in the late 80's early 90's. It is less fun, but also less likely to kill you.

[lawfulevil]

Mr. Lawful told me he spent his childhood playing with his friends atop abandoned boxcars, leaping from one to another. I shudder every time he mentions it.

[formergothardite]

I wonder about what our kids are going to look back on and be horrified that we let them do? LOL

[Mark Dreher]

No room for the quiver, Lord.

Sports cars are boring.

Station wagons are perfect.

Well if you have dogs or a kid, they are impractical.

But if you like tooling up to a gas station, getting out and finding every human is staring at you, this is for you.

It is not made to blend in.

It is made to make necks swivel.

For some reason, that is a pretty cool feeling.

Must try it.

[lawfulevil]

I'm good.

I like my dog.

I don't care what strangers think.

Kind of creepy to care what teenage girls think, even at my age. Ick.

[JesusFightClub]

Well JesusFightClub, for murderers, I think God may have been saying there that "the justice will be mine".

And that God will settle the score, in the end.

I think he was kind of alluding to that.

Also, why do you want to keep your hair short?

If you are a lesbian, I would always have to tell you that will not fly well in relation to your eternal fate.

If it simply looks good on you, more power to you.

More power to you anyway.

I am doing what I recommend against and replying...

First of all, I just like having short hair. When mine is longer it is very difficult to manage. Nothing to do with sexual orientation at all, but why the antilesbianism? Not Biblical.

Secondly, in regards to the murderer I know, he's pitiful. I pity him and don't want him dead. How could God be more aggressive than me?

[Mark Dreher]

I'm good.

I like my dog.

I don't care what strangers think.

Kind of creepy to care what teenage girls think, even at my age. Ick.

You say that, but you don't know it.

When I say that is "the prettiest car on the face of the earth".

I really mean it.

It is a fun car.

"I never thought a mere physical thing could be so stimulating" - Katheryn Hepburn, African Queen

[Mark Dreher]

I am doing what I recommend against and replying...

First of all, I just like having short hair. When mine is longer it is very difficult to manage. Nothing to do with sexual orientation at all, but why the antilesbianism? Not Biblical.

Secondly, in regards to the murderer I know, he's pitiful. I pity him and don't want him dead. How could God be more aggressive than me?

Well very short hair does look good on some women.

The Febrese tv commercial has a pretty bald gal on it.

Actually the bible does speak out against homosexuality, in the old testament (Sodom and Gomorrah) and in the new testament:

26For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, 27and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. 28And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, 29being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, evil." Romans 1:26-29

A person who desires to be right by God would have to be involved with someone of the opposite sex exclusively.

Since God took such time to note that this behavior would not fly very well when you are judged on your last day.

I think it is a deal breaker to be involved with that.

I don't know what to tell you on your murderer question.

The reason and extent God punishes people who murder people probably hinges on how much God loved the person who was lost.

For some people, it is simply time for them to go.

Sometimes God orchestrates murders, to have his will fulfilled.

In other words, maybe the assassin may work for God.

Sometimes God sends an Oswald, so we get no more Bay of Pigs.

[Mark Dreher]

No room for the quiver, Lord.

Sports cars are boring.

Station wagons are perfect.

You do not have to call me Lord.

You must have went to my website, that could be very bad if you have any liberal strongholds left in your mind.

I think God will always be agin abortion.

So you will always run into that.

But, there is good news.

God actually is a female.

This is true, look up God's name "Shekinah" and you will see that it is a female entity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shekinah

In other words the holy spirit (or God) is a female.

Interesting.

Jesus referred to God as "Dear Father".

But he could just have easily have said "Dear Mother".

Dear parent, might be a little more accurate.

But really a girl, to those in the know.

The Jews have always considered God to be a female.

[Sola]

I did not come to this website to be accused of having a small thingy.

The nerve. My thingy is of "adequate" to "more than adequate" size.

Somewhere in that range.

And yes this is a girls website, with Burris thrown in to keep you honest.

I am on to you.

Go away then.

[emmiedahl]

The car is very eighties. I would expect the Messiah to be a little more on-trend.

[Mark Dreher]

The car is very eighties. I would expect the Messiah to be a little more on-trend.

No, it is a classic.

And it can't be reproduced, since they don't make Firebirds anymore.

And an original Firebird emblem on the hood?

When was the last time you saw one of those with your own eyes?

Never.

Maybe in the movie Smokey and the Bandit.

They are rare. Very.

That car transports "the Shekinah", and it is spoken of in Third Enoch, chapter one verse one.

thenewholybible.org/third_enoch.htm

The Chariot of the Shekinah.

It is a big deal really.

And it had to be the prettiest car the humans could come up with.

And the Shekinah picked it for herself, in the middle of the night, at 3am in the morning.

I had just finished up the five year typing process on the new holy bible, and the Shekinah told me to do a search on all Firebirds within 50 miles.

And there she was.

I would not sell it for any price.

[ChickeyMonkey]

I'm a Honda person, myself. That said, I've never understood why someone would buy a luxury-type car in station wagon form. A station wagon BMW or Mercedes? Why?

I wish I could do the shaved head thing. I'd worry about sunburns and looking like a man. Sometimes I wish I could have hair like Black people and grow it into an afro and let it be free to sway in the wind. My luck it would be a bitch to comb and way too thick. ;)

I prefer the Acura NSX if we're talking Firebird/Camaro-looking cars.

[Mark Dreher]

I'm a Honda person, myself. That said, I've never understood why someone would buy a luxury-type car in station wagon form. A station wagon BMW or Mercedes? Why?

I wish I could do the shaved head thing. I'd worry about sunburns and looking like a man. Sometimes I wish I could have hair like Black people and grow it into an afro and let it be free to sway in the wind. My luck it would be a bitch to comb and way too thick. ;)

I prefer the Acura NSX if we're talking Firebird/Camaro-looking cars.

A Honda is a good car.

Lots of problem free miles.

I used to always drive Caravans, like a soccer mom.

Caravan after Caravan after Caravan.

I bet I have had five.

I don't think you really would like the shaved head thing.

People would think you had cooties.

You would have to say "no no, it's ok, I'm just gay" all the time.

They still would not want to shake your hand.

[Mark Dreher]

Go away then.

Not all fundies are bad.

Maybe there is a heaven and maybe there is a hell.

And maybe the bible is real.

It should be considered.

As I tried to explain to you, God is a woman, and certainly not bent towards compromising your interests.

The only inherent conflict you would have with God is if you feel you have a right to an abortion.

And you only have that right because the doctors make it seem so painless.

If they handed you a nine millimeter and told you "the kid was in the crib in the next room, go blast him", you would not be so keen on it.

But is that not what you are doing?

If you have already done it, it is too late now, say la vie.

But you can certainly redeem yourself somewhat in God's eyes by no longer supporting it.

Because that will always tick God off.

Always always always.

[Mark Dreher]

I wonder about what our kids are going to look back on and be horrified that we let them do? LOL

Lay in bed on Sunday mornings.

Eat food without saying grace.

Par for the course.

In a liberal's viper nest.

They will be horrified you let them do that.

A parent should not drop that ball.

It is your job.

There is nobody other.

"The buck stops here".

Is on your desk.

[Shirley MacLaine]

There's a buck on my desk?

[Mark Dreher]

There's a buck on my desk?

Well Shirley it says in Proverbs that we are to "raise a child up in the proper ways, and as an adult he will not stray from it".

That really means that you make "little angels" yourself, based on how you conduct your household.

Do you say grace?

Grace is the most important.

Far more important than church.

I'll bet you did not expect me to say that.

But no "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub".

Each grace prayer must be original, to make God want to listen.

[anniebgood]

I love the Cadillac crossover and if I had the bucks I would buy one in a heartbeat. Of course they are just Chevy's with a different body dropped on them.

In the light

I walk unassisted

In the dark

I stub my toe

[Shirley MacLaine]

Each grace prayer must be original, to make God want to listen.

Dear most holy fuckface, I take a break now from filling out job applications and bored masturbation to offer up this meal of frozen macaroni. May it nourish me, that I may continue to rock on in the way that most pleases you.