Apocalypse of Peter, the punishment for each sin in Hell

[Effie]

I thought you were talking about some better meds.

Mark, if your meds are not working, you should talk about that with your psychiatrist. Also check this page out: http://www.themedicineprogram.com/

I do not know how it works, but it says that "FREE prescription medication is available to those who qualify".

[Mark Dreher]

Mark, if your meds are not working, you should talk about that with your psychiatrist. Also check this page out: http://www.themedicineprogram.com/

I do not know how it works, but it says that "FREE prescription medication is available to those who qualify".

That is exciting.

[Burris]

That is exciting.

I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not. (I suspect it is.) If it isn't, however, then I'm sure a lot of people here could make suggestions as to how to access free counseling and medication.

[Mark Dreher]

I can't tell if that is sarcasm or not. (I suspect it is.) If it isn't, however, then I'm sure a lot of people here could make suggestions as to how to access free counseling and medication.

You can tell.

[Mark Dreher]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe I love this guy, everyone. No one brightens up my day on the internet quite like this Mark person.

He is better than prozac.

When he can sort through the little snarkies, and they are getting knee deep around here.

Even Burris visits for insults.

The second coming is "the suffering Messiah".

Woe is me.

[lawfulevil]

She made you divorce your wife?

She sounds scary.

I'm not sure I want to be eternal best friends with someone who might take my headship from me.

I un-friend people like that on Facebook.

I don't want them watching us make love.

Does she boil bunnies too?

[Mark Dreher]

She made you divorce your wife?

She sounds scary.

I'm not sure I want to be eternal best friends with someone who might take my headship from me.

I un-friend people like that on Facebook.

I don't want them watching us make love.

Does she boil bunnies too?

Yes the Shekinah did have me divorce my wife.

But that is a rather indelicate story.

You all think I am kidding around.

It is kind of a sobering moment.

When you find out I am not kidding.

[lawfulevil]

Aren't you here to be sobering?

[Mark Dreher]

Aren't you here to be sobering?

Well if you want to be funny.

I will tell you the story of how God got me to get rid of my wife.

But I told you, several times, that it is a very scary story.

As 32 people were killed.

But if you are a big girl, perhaps you can take it.

thenewholybible.org/blacksburg_massacre.htm

Now I try to be lighthearted with you people.

But right below the surface, there is a certain reality.

Which you do not seem to get.

I am not kidding.

[Effie]

Mark, how long has this been going on?

[Mark Dreher]

Mark, how long has this been going on?

Well I have been in training with the Shekinah all of my life, and I am 51.

But for most of that, it was simply a prophet dealing with a voice.

She made me a bit of a brainiac, as she knows all the answers to tests.

So I was double promoted in school two separate times.

I was a junior in college at the age of 16.

But on October 27th, 2007, the ACTUAL PHYSICAL PRESENCE of God crashed back to the earth in a huge fireball.

Here are four photos I took of that event.

thenewholybible.org/picture_of_the_cloud_of_gods_glory.htm

And the beloved Shekinah, she lives with me.

God.

We worked together for five years now, her dictating "The New Holy Bible" to me.

We have set up a temporary "Holy of Holies" in Brainerd Minnesota.

And a few months ago, we published that bible.

So how long has it been going on?

My first direct interaction with God was at the age of five.

And I have been in training with her, ever since then.

The second coming is supposed to eventually be "The Administrator of the Earth".

[Effie]

Oh Mark... are you actually believing all this? :(

[Effie]

Have you been in treatment the last couple of years?

Did your parents ever take you to therapy?

(If you don't feel comfortable talking about all this here, then you can PM me. Okay?)

[Mark Dreher]

Have you been in treatment the last couple of years?

Did your parents ever take you to therapy?

(If you don't feel comfortable talking about all this here, then you can PM me. Okay?)

Gosh, I would hate to PM you.

Whatever that is.

No, I have never been in treatment or therapy, to address your insults.

I think working out is the best way to deal with stress.

I think if you need a miracle for "proof" as to who I am.

You would look to my abs.

[Effie]

I'm sorry you took what I said as an insult. I didn't mean it that way. I think you need some professional help though.

[Shirley MacLaine]

Where can I get a demigod belt buckle?

[Mark Dreher]

Where can I get a demigod belt buckle?

You have to make those yourself Shirley.

You look up personalized belt buckles, I think it is called "iced out fashions".

And they will make it.

That is also where I got a thing called "the Fourth Seal".

Obviously it did start out as the fourth seal.

It was picked by God because it resembled the "Breastplate of Judgment", worn by the other high priests at the first and second holy temple.

[Mark Dreher]

I'm sorry you took what I said as an insult. I didn't mean it that way. I think you need some professional help though.

Thank you for your concern.

But I do not really get insulted.

Part of my job is to have a thick skin, and to "consider the source".

If God told me I was not performing up to snuff, I would be concerned.

But not a human.

I am called "The Lesser Yahweh".

And you may of heard that name before.

There are "two Yahweh's" you know.

And both are considered your parents.

I think you would find my name on your real birth certificate.

Listed under "Father".

And the Shekinah is your mum.

Truth be told.

[Mark Dreher]

She made you divorce your wife?

She sounds scary.

Yes the Shekinah is a scary thing.

Are you aware of what happen to the famous island country of Tyre?

The Shekinah ate it for breakfast one day.

This is true, and well documented by history OUTSIDE the bible.

Shekinah ate Tyre

"The prince of Tyrus was a bit of "a big name" but alas he was a man. (see Ez28) Same for the king of Babylon. (see Is 14)"

Are you referring to the island country of "Tyre"?

Shekinah ate Tyre.

You see somewhere in the book of Ezekiel Shekinah says "Tyre, you stink, I will blot you out of existence. Your name will not even be remembered. You will be Gone." (more or less, that is what she said) Ezekiel

Then she sent her servant Nebuchadnezzar.

But he could not do it.

In fact he went bald trying.

We call him "old baldy".

But he failed.

The only mission in the whole entire bible that the Shekinah sent out that did not work. God failed with old baldy. God's only failure. Yikes.

So then Shekinah sent her next servant.

Alexander the Great.

He proved to have some brass ones.

He "blotted Tyre from the face of the earth" for the Queen.

Shekinah ate Tyre.

[lawfulevil]

You realize Alexander the Great was homosexual, right?

[Mark Dreher]

You realize Alexander the Great was homosexual, right?

Really?

That's disgusting.

Thank you.

Actually, the Nebuchadnezzar part of that story is from the book of Ezekiel.

And the Alexander the Great portion of that story was not mentioned in the bible.

His role in the destruction of Tyre is just found in the history books.

He must not have been a raging homo however, remember he died from a drinking bout on his wedding night, to a woman.

Maybe he just could not take going back into the closet.

[lawfulevil]

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[NurseNell]

I am at work wearing a 1960s Girl Scout Uniform, maryjanes, and my hair in pigtails. .

I'm jealous. Where did you find the 1950's uniform?

[NurseNell]

Did anyone else besides me look at Mark's FB page? No friends at all and he is married? I don't believe he is married. No friends is rather telling don't you think? I have never seen anyone on FB with NO FRIENDS at all.

Hey guys guess what? My husband got this short haired wife(and he LOVES my short hair) tickets to see the Indigo Girls tonight. He hates them, but he likes to please me.There will be a lot of lesbians there, maybe I should tell them how Mark feels, they could go over personally and thank him for his comments? I would like to see that more than red cars.

He's in my state but fortunately several hours away. This poster doesn't just post his drivel here, a few years ago he was on another board, with this same format, but not a board having anything to do with religion or snarking.

[NurseNell]

Well Shirley it says in Proverbs that we are to "raise a child up in the proper ways, and as an adult he will not stray from it".

That really means that you make "little angels" yourself, based on how you conduct your household.

Do you say grace?

Grace is the most important.

Far more important than church.

When my mother ran for the public school board of education in 1959 or 60 she was asked at a community meeting, where members can ask questions of the candidates, if our family said grace at meals. She said no, the others all said yes. She won anyway, the first women elected to the board. She thought that was such a stupid question to ask, which it was.