Lori Alexander 82: The only dissenting voice allowed is her own

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Something is definitely up with Lori.

Within 3 hours she posted 3 FB screeds about women and their unstable fickle emotional needs.  It's all her usual nonsense and the 3 posts say basically the same thing.  But damn -- 3 posts in 3 hours.* 

Who or what got on her last nerve today?

*Prove to us Lori that you have a full time job on social media without admitting you have a full time job on social media.

Edited to add:  Good thing I saved the comment calling Lori out on her full time social media job in my previous post.  It's gone now. 

 

Edited May 5, 2023 by Red Hair, Black Dress

[HoneyBunny]

This is hilarious. She must have unknowingly had a filter on, as she claims she’s not wearing makeup and actually looks like the second pic. Where’s the brain bleach when I need it?

[feministxtian]

she looks rough. Her hair is thinning, she looks like she has a band aid on her forehead. Her eyes have no life in them at all. Blech. 

[Loveday]

She says she didn't know how to turn off the filter, but I don't believe her. She knows. She's a lot more tech-savvy than she lets on sometimes. Anyone with five thousand gajillion different social media accounts knows how instagram or tik tok filters work. 

[Cults-r-us]

2 hours ago, feministxtian said:

she looks rough. Her hair is thinning, she looks like she has a band aid on her forehead. Her eyes have no life in them at all. Blech. 

Her appearance couldn't be marred by that gross food she eats, not getting any exercise and living on spite?

[feministxtian]

5 minutes ago, Cults-r-us said:

Her appearance couldn't be marred by that gross food she eats, not getting any exercise and living on spite?

I think it's more the living on spite and the pure hate she spews. I mean, I'm a bitch but she is just beyond...the self-hate along with her utter hatred of women makes her ugly as fuck. 

[SongRed7]

6 hours ago, HoneyBunny said:

This is hilarious. She must have unknowingly had a filter on, a

It says right on the video that it’s a glamour filter. She is so stupid. She wants to be in TikTok and doesn’t even know how it works. Thing made me laugh out loud she’s so dumb.

[HoneyBunny]

2 minutes ago, SongRed7 said:

It says right on the video that it’s a glamour filter. She is so stupid. She wants to be in TikTok and doesn’t even know how it works. Thing made me laugh out loud she’s so dumb.

Oh, thank you. I no longer listen to her videos. They always seemed to fall into one of a few categories, and I’ve heard those songs before. 

[Pammy]

1 hour ago, HoneyBunny said:

Oh, thank you. I no longer listen to her videos. They always seemed to fall into one of a few categories, and I’ve heard those songs before. 

That's hilarious!

She got into an argument with a woman about theology and vocabulary that she doesn't understand.

She stopped "teaching doctrine" years ago, because she lacks the intelligence, the training, and the basic reading comprehension to even grasp "doctrine" -- and she always looks stupid and gets her butt handed to her when she tries.

"With the help of her husband Ken" -- she has miraculously found the ability to describe and agree with this fairly simple and almost universal Christian point of doctrine that she couldn't even grasp (but argued against anyways) over the last few days. She (Ken) also magically gained the ability to quote scripture verses other than the ones that specifically mention women!

Amazing!

[feministxtian]

"Written with help from my husband Ken" = I'm too fucking stupid and way too lazy to bother learning basic doctrine so I whined and cried until Ken came in like a white knight to write a big wall o'text for me. 

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Late yesterday Lori's FB post was again beating that poor old tired horse that women are not created for the workplace. Lori God has spoken. So listen up and do what Lori God says.

According to the Lori's FB post and the comments working women are:

• Ruining our health. We're nearly at death's door. One leghumper (young no children) had to quit her job to concentrate on getting her health back and hopes that she can (but sounds doubtful).
• We're all in therapy.
• We're all on medication.

But then SAHW, at least according to one male commenter, are:

• Selfish bitches who spend all the hub's money and create huge credit card debt.
• Ah, but they get divorced and then they get punished by having to work to support themselves and get ground into dust by the workplace stress
• Real men* should never allow women to be SAHW so they won't be taken advantage of.
• He knows this from personal experience.
• He says he's a Christian (sure Jan)

* I'm 99.99999999999% sure no one will ever marry this man.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Red Hair, Black Dress

[HoneyBunny]

I’ll just drop this right here. Ken and LazyLori…that is one messed up relationship. Do they really think that living the way they do is biblical? Does anyone else think their marriage is something to emulate?

[Loveday]

"Your husband is an ass." Well, truer words were never spoken, Filbert. 👍 Talking about his wife like that, and in her hearing, too. And she LAUGHED. I swear there is something seriously wrong with her mind, and not because she's got some sort of tumor. Something else is going on with her, and has been going on for YEARS. 

Two hours of reading and Saxon math. And they still did great? That's likely because they went back to public school (Christian school? I forget) for most of high school. Lori didn't teach them jack shit. I'll say this for Ken--he was right about one thing: Lori WAS the worst homeschool teacher ever. Worse, I would venture to say, than even JillRod. Because Lori knew better. She was a public school teacher herself, and knew what a basic curriculum should look like, even from a Christian perspective. She gave her children no science, no social studies/civics, no art, no music, no nothing. Whether she'll ever admit it or not, the schools her childen attended filled in the cavernous gaps in their pathetic homeschool 'education.' She really is the laziest person I've ever come across. 

 

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Ken is an ass, but he is absolutely right.* Lori was the worst homeschool mom. Ever. Her excuse was she was sick and couldn't do much.

Lori has been flogging the drum that she was so so so so sick for 20 (25) (30) years. Number of years has increased as she tells her "story." If she was so so so so sick and couldn't do much, then why attempt to homeschool?

Lori swears all a child needs is 3 hours total of some reading and some math. That's all they need to be set for life.

To Lori, who swears she learned nothing at all in HS or college. that sounds more than enough.

To the rest of us it's a pitiful, neglectful, ridiculous excuse for an education, An "education" provided by a mother who admits she spent hours every afternoon (for years) lying on the sofa with a bag of frozen peas on her head. While her children were sent to their rooms.

A homeschool mom who didn't teach her children jack. Lazy Lori strikes again.

* I agree Ken was being disrespectful, but he was also telling his mentee, and us, exactly what he thinks of Lori. He was telling the truth. This is not the great marriage she tries so hard to convince everyone she has.

Edited May 9, 2023 by Red Hair, Black Dress

[feministxtian]

11 hours ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

This is not the great marriage she tries so hard to convince everyone she has.

I could have told you that. Way back when Ken graced us with his presence, I said something about spending time together. He swore he and Lazy Lori spent 40 minutes a day together walking and talking. I was incredulous! Only 40 minutes? A day? Nah bro, that ain't shit for spending time together. Then again, I was married to someone I gladly spent just about all my time with and he with me. Ken tried to tell me I had a "bad marriage" because hubs was disabled and I worked full time. I forget what I said but I remember I saw red. 

Taking marriage advice from Lori would be like taking financial advice from me...a REALLY BAD idea!

[Botkinetti]

I’d like to know who all these men are that ask Ken to mentor them.
Lori lies about everything so it’s not inconceivable to me that Ken is talking to friends on the phone and she makes it appear to her readers that he is mentoring them rather than just having a conversation.

[Free Jana Duggar]

I think she is lying today too. She said on FB that she was at Costco and talked about a man bagging her groceries. Does anyone have a Costco that bags your things?  They don't in TN.

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Lori has always said she and Ken walk for 40 minutes every day.  If Ken says they spend only 40 minutes together every day, then it's obvious that they don't eat meals together, they don't spend time together in the evenings or the mornings or any other time.  I've always believed they don't sleep in the same room.

I think Ken spends as much time away from Lori as possible -- probably in his office or anywhere he can go to be free from her.  Ken may be an ass, but in avoiding Lori I'm on his side.

[ADoyle90815]

She's definitely lying about Costco, as they've never had people bagging your items, as they put them in boxes for you. Some things are just left in the cart, and they scan those for you in the cart. 

[SongRed7]

2 hours ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

Does anyone have a Costco that bags your things?  They don't in TN.

Here in NJ we don't even  have bags anymore (banned last May)...you have to bring and pack your own. 

[feministxtian]

2 hours ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

I think she is lying today too. She said on FB that she was at Costco and talked about a man bagging her groceries. Does anyone have a Costco that bags your things?  They don't in TN.

Costco? Bagging groceries? I'll take "things that never happened" for 1000, Alex. I go to Sam's (because Pueblo doesn't have a Costco) and unless you bring your own bags, they just chuck the stuff back in the cart (unless you go thru the self check outs then you chuck your own shit in your cart). I don't know if California started the no-bag thing or not, but here in CO, you bring your own. Albertson's and King Soopers (what a stupid name) have baggers that USED to put stuff in store bags but they'll bag your groceries in YOUR bags. 

I'll also take the going to Costco thing with a grain of salt too. 

[kpmom]

23 hours ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

 

Lori has been flogging the drum that she was so so so so sick for 20 (25) (30) years. Number of years has increased as she tells her "story." If she was so so so so sick and couldn't do much, then why attempt to homeschool?

 

That whole homeschooling story was always strange.  What exactly was her reason for “homeschooling”, did she ever say?
And it was only the boys she “homeschooled”, which is strange if it was for religious or political reasons.

Was it no problem that the girls were indoctrinated by those darned lefty, communist teachers that fill our schools? 
 

I always wondered if there was more to the story about the boys being out of school for a couple of years.

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

[Celtic Roots]

Regarding why the boys were homeschooled (and I use the term loosely): If I remember correctly, I think she and Ken were afraid the boys would get into looking at porn with other curious middle school boys, so she decided to keep them home. Yet I think the boys played organized sports during those years, so who knows what magazines might have been swapped among the players and hidden under mattresses.

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

I think Alyssa was home schooled  in HS. She then bolted literally immediately after finishing to join the dance troupe far far away from Lori (Mississippi ?)

I think Cassie was home schooled in middle school. then went to public high school. There is some strangeness about going to community college (?). Then Ken yanking her out of there because she was given a writing assignment in some class that had something to do with homosexuality. Then I think she went to Biola for a while. Then Ken yanked her from there because it was too expensive or something.  I cannot remember where she went next or if she actually graduated from college.

Somewhere in all this public/ homeschooling story I think the boys (?) went to Christian school for a while, maybe all of HS. I vaguely remember Lori complaining about even Christian school.

I almost completely certain she didn't home school her children for more than 2 years.

The boys graduated college from Biola. Alyssa didn't go the college.

Edited May 10, 2023 by Red Hair, Black Dress

[usmcmom]

I think Lori has gone on before about boys’ inability to sit still, they should not be at desks all day…blah blah blah.  I guess since they are male, they were not expected to learn self control. I don’t know if that’s why she pulled them out; but it is a topic she’s preached on before. 
 

i have always thought that her kids’ school years must have been chaotic for the kids. Public school, home school, private school…all those changes and lack of consistency.