Junior and Eric 3: TweedleTrumps Begging For Daddy's Attention

[fraurosena]

Looks like somebody's got triggered... 

 

[thoughtful]

David Attenborough narrates:

"In this touching video of Mama Bear protecting her cocaine-addled cub, Mama puffs herself up to appear more threatening. She brings the microphone very close to her engorged lips, to make her already-intimidating roar even louder."

"Hoping that her skin-tight outfit and heavy eye makeup, both shiny and black, will add to the effect, she confronts the challengers, knowing that her actual words, accusing them of being too ugly to mate, are weak, and will not be effective without the visual display."

"The cub, knowing she will protect him, but sulking about the need to be protected, because he fancies himself a big boy bear, settles on his stool. Satisfied with her performance, Mama also sits, with a final leg-cross that tells us that she thinks she has won the battle of wits."

"Join us next time for Life in Politics, Daddy's Shadow and a Chemical Snowstorm, part two."

 

[GreyhoundFan]

It looks like junior is holed up in a cabin. Maybe we’ll all be lucky and he’ll lose cell service.

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Junior looks so thrilled to be at an amusement park. 

 

[SPHASH]

On 1/19/2023 at 9:41 PM, fraurosena said:

Looks like somebody's got triggered... 

 

Jr couldn't get laid by a blow up doll if his life depended on it.

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

6 hours ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Junior looks so thrilled to be at an amusement park. 

 

Everything about this picture is hilariously sad. Why would he even post it or allow someone else to post it (unless it was someone who got a random shot of him and posted as a “look who I saw today”.) Junior is clearly not having a happy time at the park. 

[thoughtful]

13 hours ago, AlmostSavedAtTacoBell said:

Everything about this picture is hilariously sad. Why would he even post it or allow someone else to post it (unless it was someone who got a random shot of him and posted as a “look who I saw today”.) Junior is clearly not having a happy time at the park. 

I wonder if he was going for a "ah, the life of a loving Dad - they want the blue drink and the toys, but look who ends up toting everything around" effect.

The hands say that, but the face is way too hard/angry/miserable to make it work.

Maybe he was not high - that's probably painful for him, at this point.

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Lol, junior’s new show keeps having technical difficulties:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

As if I would invest in anything suggested by any trump:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I don’t think junior has highlights, only lowlights:

 

[AnywhereButHere]

I think junior has stared too long into Stephen King’s Deadlights. 

[GreyhoundFan]

Good grief:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[AlmostSavedAtTacoBell]

On 2/3/2023 at 6:43 PM, GreyhoundFan said:

 

“How police officers keep everyone safe” with a person of color and a woman on the cover. Yeahhhhh Imma stop you right there…..

[GreyhoundFan]

I’m guessing junior is going to be “I don’t know him. I think he brought me a Diet Coke once.” So fast his head will spin:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

How disgusting:

 

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Nice try, junior. Your father has never had a thought in his entire life. 

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Sigh. Oh Kimmy. 

 

[SPHASH]

1 hour ago, GreyhoundFan said:

Sigh. Oh Kimmy. 

 

Governor Newsom certainly dodged a bullet when he divorced her.

[GreyhoundFan]

 

[GreyhoundFan]

Give it up, Kimmy

 

[GreyhoundFan]

I love this take on Kimmy. It's so true:

[GreyhoundFan]

Oh, please: