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Bethella

Every Sperm is Sacred: Upcoming Babies 17

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Bethella
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Continuing on from

Last Updated 29 July 2020

Pregnant

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Recently Gave Birth

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hoipolloi
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Ahhahahahaha! I LOVE this thread title.

Crystal Paine has announced that her little girl is named Kierstyn Michaela Paine:

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Sister Mozz
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2 minutes ago, hoipolloi said:

Ahhahahahaha! I LOVE this thread title.

Crystal Paine has announced that her little girl is named Kierstyn Michaela Paine:

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I had wondered if she would use another K name. I'm sorry, kid.

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SorenaJ

What's wrong with Kirsten? Does she think her friends and family are gonna go: "Omg Crystal, you completely butchered the spelling of your child's name, you are so, so cool!!!" Also, her two older daughters are called Kathrynne and Kaitlynn, and Caitlin is a form of Catherine, so basically you called both of your kids Catherine. Well done. There is a gazillion K-names out there, with equally great prospects for misspelling and slapping a couple of Ys in there, so why choose the same name twice? 

And if her kids have such misspelled names, why doesn't Crystal go by Krystyll? 

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Glasgowghirl
3 hours ago, SorenaJ said:

What's wrong with Kirsten? Does she think her friends and family are gonna go: "Omg Crystal, you completely butchered the spelling of your child's name, you are so, so cool!!!" Also, her two older daughters are called Kathrynne and Kaitlynn, and Caitlin is a form of Catherine, so basically you called both of your kids Catherine. Well done. There is a gazillion K-names out there, with equally great prospects for misspelling and slapping a couple of Ys in there, so why choose the same name twice? 

And if her kids have such misspelled names, why doesn't Crystal go by Krystyll? 

What was wrong with Katherine, I personally prefer it spelled with a C but Katherine is a common spelling and looks so much better than Kathrynne. Yes Caitlin, Catherine and Kathleen are all variants of the same name. 

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Hazelbunny

I read the thread-title as: "Every Sperm is scared!" 🤣 I wouldn' t be surprised if they are shivering in fear. ;)

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DutchMommy
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Caroline Allen from the Modest Mom Blog is pregnant with number 8, her duedate is in December.

https://www.themodestmomblog.com/and-baby-makes-10/

They are also selling their house and living in a RV for a year. 🤯

https://www.themodestmomblog.com/our-new-and-unexpected-family-adventure/

 

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SrMaryEloquentia

Caroline was one of my gateway fundies... The family has had financial problems for years, so I’m not surprised that they‘re struggling, especially in these extraordinary circumstances. But I can’t believe they’re framing their future homelessness with 7 1/2 kids in an RV as some sort of „adventure“. 

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SolomonFundy

Good grief. My favorite aspect of this post is probably the juxtaposition of the ending ("we will still be earning enough to support our family of almost 10 by selling Lilla Rose, Young Living, and Freelance graphic design while living in an RV on our in-laws land") and the first comment response ("sorry, I don't have any suggestions on how your friend can support her family of 7 from home").

Just beautiful. 

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JermajestyDuggar

I feel sorry for the mother in law. I have a feeling those kids will be at grandma’s house a lot. Where would you prefer to spend your days? In a house or an RV? 

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Aine
On 4/26/2020 at 6:07 AM, Glasgowghirl said:

What was wrong with Katherine, I personally prefer it spelled with a C but Katherine is a common spelling and looks so much better than Kathrynne. Yes Caitlin, Catherine and Kathleen are all variants of the same name. 

Even Kathryn is a common and accepted spelling, although my least favorite and kind of dated now. But the extra -ne sure doesn't increase its appeal.

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Aine
16 hours ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I feel sorry for the mother in law. I have a feeling those kids will be at grandma’s house a lot. Where would you prefer to spend your days? In a house or an RV? 

I think most mothers/grandmothers would be okay to help out in this way for a period of time if their kid fell on tough financial times and they had the ability to do so. However, I reckon their welcome will wear out real quick if they keep popping out more kids they can't support while living out an RV on their property with their already 7, soon to be 8, children.

I wish I was still naive enough to assume that their wouldn't be a lot of baby-making while living in an RV with so many children, but John Shrader sure didn't let a pop-up camper slow down his spawning of arrows for his quiver. 🤢

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SusanAtTheLastBattle
On 4/26/2020 at 1:55 PM, DutchMommy said:

Caroline Allen from the Modest Mom Blog is pregnant with number 8, her duedate is in December.

https://www.themodestmomblog.com/and-baby-makes-10/

They are also selling their house and living in a RV for a year. 🤯

https://www.themodestmomblog.com/our-new-and-unexpected-family-adventure/

 

Oof. Caroline hustles so hard at her various MLMs, while her husband the “pastor” is now a “graphic designer”.

Their family would be SO much better off embracing her gifts at communications and sales by letting her get a real job. Also birth control. But watch her attribute this (clearly unwanted) pregnancy to a Young Living oil she can sell you...

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dairyfreelife
20 hours ago, SusanAtTheLastBattle said:

Oof. Caroline hustles so hard at her various MLMs, while her husband the “pastor” is now a “graphic designer”.

Their family would be SO much better off embracing her gifts at communications and sales by letting her get a real job. Also birth control. But watch her attribute this (clearly unwanted) pregnancy to a Young Living oil she can sell you...

Yep, don't you worry about that. 

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One thing I started doing months ago was using Progessence Plus from Young Living. I put it on each night before bed, and could tell it was balancing out my hormones, but we weren’t looking to have another baby anytime soon.

 

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BritishBabycatcher

Katelyn wahlquist had a girl yesterday 29/4/2020 called Mathilda Kate weighing 8lb 12oz. She had a home waterbirth. 5 kids by 23 wow that's some going!!!

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anjulibai

5 kids by their 6th anniversary, too. Yikes. 

And she'll be pregnant by fall, I bet. 

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BritishBabycatcher

I get confused with those 3 wahlquist/ehlingers. 

Which kids belong to which mom?

Anyone know the dates of births too?

I find them fascinating. 

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1 hour ago, BritishBabycatcher said:

Katelyn wahlquist had a girl yesterday 29/4/2020 called Mathilda Kate weighing 8lb 12oz. She had a home waterbirth. 5 kids by 23 wow that's some going!!!

I’m surprised she had a Homebirth. Her birth stories are fascinating. 
 

Married in July 2014

1st. (June 2015) Homebirth with no mayor complications 

2nd. (June 2016) C-section because of breech baby

3rd. (January 2018) Hospital Vbac after a severe case of the flu. She also had a broken rib from coughing so much. 

4th. (March 2019) Hospital Vaginal breech delivery (in the OR)

5th. (April 2020) Homebirth again- I’m curious about the detailed birth story. I hope she posts in on her blog someday. 

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JermajestyDuggar
2 minutes ago, VBOY9977 said:

I’m surprised she had a Homebirth. Her birth stories are fascinating. 

1st. Homebirth with no complications

2nd. C-section because of breech baby

3rd. Hospital Vbac after a severe case of the flu. She also had a broken rib from coughing so much. 

4th. Vaginal breech delivery in the OR. 

5th. Homebirth again- I’m curious about the detailed birth story. I hope she posts in on her blog someday. 

Wow those are all some very different births. 

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Aine
3 hours ago, BritishBabycatcher said:

Katelyn wahlquist had a girl yesterday 29/4/2020 called Mathilda Kate weighing 8lb 12oz. She had a home waterbirth. 5 kids by 23 wow that's some going!!!

What are all the kiddos names? Mathilda Kate is lovely, although I'd prefer Matilda. It's one of my favorites, definitely very high on my list of names I'd consider for a real life child of my own.

I can't even imagine 5 kids by 23. At 23, I had 3 foster sons under 7 (and had had a stillborn daughter) and I look back at that period of time now and I have no idea how I did it but I know I could not have coped with more. I was run ragged.

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Bethella
3 hours ago, Aine said:

What are all the kiddos names?

Nate and Kate (Ehlinger) Wahlquist, married July 2014

  1. Kathryn Elise b. June 2015
  2. Emmaline Rose b. June 2016
  3. Phillip Barzillai b. January 2018
  4. Cyrus Robert b. March 2029
  5. Mathilda Kate b. April 2020

Erich and Beth (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married October 2012

  1. Charlotte Genesis b. September 2013
  2. Chloe Neeve b. January 2015
  3. Cheri Annalise b. February 2017
  4. Braun Erichson b. July 2028
  5. Aurelia Jane b. March 2020

Travis and Elisha (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married April 2016

  1. Adele Joan b. March 2017
  2. Brooke b. About November 2018
  3. Ford Winston b. February 2020

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anjulibai
16 minutes ago, Bethella said:

Nate and Kate (Ehlinger) Wahlquist, married July 2014

  1. Kathryn Elise b. June 2015
  2. Emmaline Rose b. June 2016
  3. Phillip Barzillai b. January 2018
  4. Cyrus Robert b. March 2029
  5. Mathilda Kate b. April 2020

Erich and Beth (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married October 2012

  1. Charlotte Genesis b. September 2013
  2. Chloe Neeve b. January 2015
  3. Cheri Annalise b. February 2017
  4. Braun Erichson b. July 2028
  5. Aurelia Jane b. March 2020

Travis and Elisha (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married April 2016

  1. Adele Joan b. March 2017
  2. Brooke b. About November 2018
  3. Ford Winston b. February 2020

I have the exact dates for Nate and Kate's family, if you'd like them. When through Kate's blog a while back to find them. 

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JermajestyDuggar
21 minutes ago, Bethella said:

Nate and Kate (Ehlinger) Wahlquist, married July 2014

  1. Kathryn Elise b. June 2015
  2. Emmaline Rose b. June 2016
  3. Phillip Barzillai b. January 2018
  4. Cyrus Robert b. March 2029
  5. Mathilda Kate b. April 2020

Erich and Beth (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married October 2012

  1. Charlotte Genesis b. September 2013
  2. Chloe Neeve b. January 2015
  3. Cheri Annalise b. February 2017
  4. Braun Erichson b. July 2028
  5. Aurelia Jane b. March 2020

Travis and Elisha (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married April 2016

  1. Adele Joan b. March 2017
  2. Brooke b. About November 2018
  3. Ford Winston b. February 2020

These three couples are turning into the new Smortons. 

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Bethella
3 hours ago, anjulibai said:

I have the exact dates for Nate and Kate's family, if you'd like them. When through Kate's blog a while back to find them. 

I have almost all of them, I was just rushing and didn’t bother to list the full dates. 

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hasunah
4 hours ago, Bethella said:

 

Erich and Beth (Wahlquist) Ehlinger, married October 2012

  1. Charlotte Genesis b. September 2013
  2. Chloe Neeve b. January 2015
  3. Cheri Annalise b. February 2017
  4. Braun Erichson b. July 2028
  5. Aurelia Jane b. March 2020

 

Braun Erichson  . Poor kid . I assume it's a boy  but why name him Brown  son of Erich .

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