Jinder's Dresses: A Very Subjective Rundown/Review of all Duggar Wedding Gowns

[VeryNikeSeamstress]

What do people think Abbie's dress will be like? For some reason I keep picturing long lacy sleeves, a neckline that's slightly lower in the back, A-line skirt, in a pearly white. I could see her wearing her hair pulled back in a soft updo like Jinger's.

Maybe something like this:

https://moncheribridals.com/wedding-dresses/collections/modest-by-mon-cheri/tr21851/

Edited September 4, 2018 by VeryNikeSeamstress

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

On 8/27/2018 at 5:47 AM, Iamtheway said:

You are also confirming my theory that people actually look like their avatars!

 

On 8/29/2018 at 9:55 PM, Chickenbutt said:

lololololol….yep, I look just as goofy as mine!

I really think/hope that I'm an exception to this "rule"! 

[Iamtheway]

1 hour ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

 

I really think/hope that I'm an exception to this "rule"! 

No, I picture everyone that has a photo as looking pretty much like that photo. Even if that is a photo of Spurgeon. So I’m always very confused when someone changes their avatar. Like when @VelociRapture changed from Jana to Sam. Total confusion. 

Apologies to everyone I have pictured looking like JRod or JB with a wig or various other fundies! 

[Bad Wolf]

I guess I look like a dalek.

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

10 minutes ago, Bad Wolf said:

I guess I look like a dalek.

See, I picture you as Donna Noble. ?

[Firebird]

@VeryNikeSeamstress

I see Abbie in something like this.

[MargaretElliott]

I can tell you all for certain that I am, in fact, Jesus riding a velociraptor. My avatar is 100% who I am in real life.

[Iamtheway]

24 minutes ago, MargaretElliott said:

I can tell you all for certain that I am, in fact, Jesus riding a velociraptor. My avatar is 100% who I am in real life.

I knew it! 

I’m also basing my theory on the fact that I look exactly as the female Jesus in my pic. Just a bit fatter. 

[mollysmom]

12 hours ago, Iamtheway said:

No, I picture everyone that has a photo as looking pretty much like that photo. Even if that is a photo of Spurgeon. So I’m always very confused when someone changes their avatar. Like when @VelociRapture changed from Jana to Sam. Total confusion. 

Apologies to everyone I have pictured looking like JRod or JB with a wig or various other fundies! 

...and you are Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it!!! 

 

Just read the comment above mine....guess I should have read before I commented....it's already been discussed!!! Sorry Jesus! 

Edited September 4, 2018 by mollysmom

[Markie]

18 hours ago, VeryNikeSeamstress said:

What do people think Abbie's dress will be like? For some reason I keep picturing long lacy sleeves, a neckline that's slightly lower in the back, A-line skirt, in a pearly white. I could see her wearing her hair pulled back in a soft updo like Jinger's.

Maybe something like this:

https://moncheribridals.com/wedding-dresses/collections/modest-by-mon-cheri/tr21851/

Abbie would look lovely in that dress!

I truly hope Abbie chooses an appropriately modest dress, rather than piecing together modest panels on a secular dress. The modifications do not work. I am still hoping for a Christmas themed wedding. Capes or muffs would be pretty on their bridesmaids (the ushers could rock a muff too if they wanted - as long as they posed with legs apart like manly men)! 

[VeryNikeSeamstress]

There's no way these two can hold off until December. There's semi lapsitting and she's touched his tiddies!

*Clutches pearls*

[nastyhobbitses]

31 minutes ago, VeryNikeSeamstress said:

There's no way these two can hold off until December. There's semi lapsitting and she's touched his tiddies!

*Clutches pearls*

If I were a vendor for fundie weddings, I would totally have a sliding scale of rush service charges: 

Marry Off Offspring Before Rest of Church/Reality Show Production Team Gets Wind Of Scandal: $200 extra

Bride Said She'd Write Tell-All If Daddy Wouldn't Let Her Marry Unapproved Fundie Boy: $400

Bride And Groom Basically About To Go To Pound Town During Cake Tasting: $500

Edited September 5, 2018 by nastyhobbitses
Reduced my price. Because it's what Jesus would do.

[adidas]

I think Abbie will wear a short sleeved dress - an updated tshirt style.

[ihaveanexamintwodays]

I see Abbie with lace cap- or short-sleeves, soft A-line skirt, lace overlying a lined bodice. something like this (except with a fully lined bodice of course...)

[pook]

Well I am blonde IRL so I guess I do look like my avatar.

[mollysmom]

59 minutes ago, pook said:

Well I am blonde IRL so I guess I do look like my avatar.

Well if you look like your avatar then you are very cute!!!! 

[pook]

18 minutes ago, mollysmom said:

Well if you look like your avatar then you are very cute!!!! 

and you as well!

[AliceInFundyland]

1 hour ago, pook said:

and you as well!

I love all of you with the guinea pig avatars. I couldn’t have one as a kid. Bro had the random weird SEVERE face swelliing allergic reaction to them. So no go. Now of course i feel like I missed out. It’s kind of like completing all the pets possible. They’re so fweeky and tubular. So lovable.

[Audrey2]

On 9/4/2018 at 3:11 AM, Iamtheway said:

No, I picture everyone that has a photo as looking pretty much like that photo. @VelociRapture

 

I suppose that makes me a mean green mother from outer space!

@Bad Wolf, I love your avatar. It reminds me of this shirt I saw for sale at WorldCon

Spoiler

 

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by Audrey2

[QuiverFullofBooks]

I actually look a lot like my avatar (which is Michelle Duggar, and I am not her). Sometimes I see it and think, “I look so goofy there - why did I pick that photo?” I don’t have bangs though.

[marmalade]

I don't look like Joy Duggar Forsyth wielding an assault rifle, not so I look like her escorts. 

Topic? I think JD is about as hardcore Gothardite as they come. I'm afraid that Abbie will over correct into frumpery. Especially if she goes to that wretched Renee in KY. 

PROVE ME WRONG, ABBIE! 

[adidas]

Lol I was going to make a joke about looking like my avatar ... and then I realised the joke’s on me. I’m wearing an adidas hoodie. 

[SapphireSlytherin]

My avatar is a fake King's Cross station... I honestly don't think I look like that. lol

[CarrotCake]

I hope I don't look like a cake.

I might look like I love cake, which I do.

[HideousGreenShirt]

I frequently look as disgruntled as champion fundie baby Davia Waller. 

I won't be surprised if Abbie's dress is sleeveless/less modest than what we've previously seen.