Lori Alexander learning less than ever- Part 7

[molecule]

19 minutes ago, Grimalkin said:

It appears she is writing a bunch of statement and connecting them with arrows. Like Zendoodles.

do you have to be friends on FB to see this. I get posts from last year when I look.

It is her blog fan page, not her personal page--and I am not a fan on FB (or in any other way) so it is is publicly visible.

[Florita]

1 hour ago, Grimalkin said:

It appears she is writing a bunch of statement and connecting them with arrows. Like Zendoodles.

do you have to be friends on FB to see this. I get posts from last year when I look.

It's on her Always Learning FB page: https://www.facebook.com/Always-Learning-299701696710545/?fref=ts

[Phoebe]

9 hours ago, Koala said:

Reader:

Lori:

In the hospital= extremely sick.

Lori makes sex sound cheap and dirty.  Vulgar even.  "10 minutes and some lube"- what kind of man wants that from his wife who is sick, pregnant, and fresh out of the hospital??  It's called having some damn self control!

Fiance of Awesome and I work different shifts, so we see each other awake approximately twice a week (on my days off).  Yesterday I brokered a deal in which I could get out of work early (aka when FoA would be home and awake) if I worked the 12 hours prior.  That meant that I got about 4 hours of sleep the night previously, then worked a 12 hour shift, then came home early.  Usually FoA and I engage in sweet fellowship when we both have the evening off, cause my drive is high, FoA is sexy as hell, and we're TTC to boot.

Fiance of Awesome took one look at me after I got off work last night and hustled me to his recliner with instructions to NOT GET UP except to go to the bathroom, made supper (and he hates to cook), and gave me a foot rub before tucking me into bed early.  I apologized for being too tired for Teh Secks, and he laughed at me for being worried about it. 

 

I wasn't sick.  I wasn't in pain.  I was just exhausted. 

 

And my beloved was more concerned with making sure I got plenty of sleep than with getting his dick wet.  That might be because he is a decent human being and a Real Man, unlike Ken Alexander and Chiffonier Chucklehead.

[Curious]

On 4/13/2016 at 9:11 PM, Koala said:

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  I love what Beth Moore teaches.  Immodest women are mean women. 

[Koala]

Okay, is it just me or has her nose completely 100% changed? 

[molecule]

I was telling my husband today about Lori, trying to give him a general idea about her so he had some background for something I wanted to tell him about today's post. When I said that her usual comment was her whole "ten minutes and lube" shtick, he said her husband obviously didn't know what he was doing and should be embarrassed by his wife's blog.

He had some pretty harsh comments about her insistence on women staying with abusive husbands, pointing out that it is the abuse that tears apart the one-flesh bond of marriage, not the divorce that follows.

Okay, is it just me or has her nose completely 100% changed? 

It looks different to me, too.

[Koala]

I usually don't point out things like that.  Kinda feel bad that I did.  I looks fine either way, I just noticed that she looked different.

[lilwriter85]

I also noticed the nose looking different. I don't think anyone should feel bad for pointing it out.

[EyeQueue]

It looks like she may have gone in for that popular SoCal pinched-looking rhinoplasty a la The Real Housewives. For some reason that style seems to be popular among women down there. I don't know how to better describe the look of it.

[Curious]

5 hours ago, Koala said:

Okay, is it just me or has her nose completely 100% changed? 

[littlemommy]

Meh, I think her nose looks the same. Ken looks squicky in both pictures to me. My husband laughs at my "I have a bad feeling about that guy/lady" proclamations, but I stand by them.

I also frequently announce which celebrities I think would be nice in real life: Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds (wishful thinking?), etc

[polecat]

People's noses tend to grow throughout life. I wonder if that might not be what people are seeing? It doesn't look all that different to me, but it's hard to tell.

As for Ken ... he looked like a 70s porn star then, and he looks like an aging 70s porn star now. Ick.

[usmcmom]

I think her face was a little fuller in the first picture. I'm sure her illness has caused her to lose weight; however I would not be surprised if Ken pressured her to lose ten or fifteen pounds right after they married. I think she looks just fine in the first photo, but we all know how superficial Ken is. He monitored his daughters' weight; he probably nagged Lori about hers. 

[lilwriter85]

2 hours ago, littlemommy said:

Meh, I think her nose looks the same. Ken looks squicky in both pictures to me. My husband laughs at my "I have a bad feeling about that guy/lady" proclamations, but I stand by them.

I also frequently announce which celebrities I think would be nice in real life: Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds (wishful thinking?), etc

I have always gotten a creep vibe from Ken and he looks a bit creepy in the old pic. I said this before but Ken kind of looks like the Unabomber.

[Koala]

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This is what the Bible says, “I will therefore.” Now, I want you to notice that word “will;” know what the word “will” means? Some say, “I want to know what God’s will for my life is." Listen young ladies, do you want to know what God’s will for your life is? It’s right here in 1 Timothy 5:14, “ I will that young women run for president and become the president.” Is that what it says?  “I will therefore that young women become astronauts and go to the moon.” “I will therefore that they become the CEO of eBay or the governor of the state of California.” 

Absolutely not!  If I recall correctly, the Bible very specifically says that presidents, astronauts, CEOs, and governors should be men!

Here's the verse to prove it:

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To Adam he said, "Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, 'You must not eat from it,' "Cursed is the ground because of you; through painful toil you will eat food from it all the days of your life.

Wait..wrong verse.  That says through painful toil.  Being a dental consultant isn't painful toil   And now that I look, the Bible doesn't say anything about being a dental consultant!  Or an Ebay CEO!  Well, I just hope Ken's able to find a job where he can sweat and earn his food through painful toil.  It's the will of The God of the Universe after all.  

Sorry Ken.  If you disagree, you're problem isn't with me- it's with God.  Truefax.  

[Curious]

3 hours ago, littlemommy said:

Meh, I think her nose looks the same. Ken looks squicky in both pictures to me. My husband laughs at my "I have a bad feeling about that guy/lady" proclamations, but I stand by them.

I also frequently announce which celebrities I think would be nice in real life: Tom Hanks, Ryan Reynolds (wishful thinking?), etc

I feel like her chin is less angular in the currentish pic.  You'd think losing weight would make your face more angulure, not less.   There is something different about her, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Whoever said Ken looks like a porn star/aging porn star is spot on.

[samurai_sarah]

8 minutes ago, Curious said:

I feel like her chin is less angular in the currentish pic.  You'd think losing weight would make your face more angulure, not less.   There is something different about her, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Whoever said Ken looks like a porn star/aging porn star is spot on.

She looks happy?

[Emilycharlotte]

7 minutes ago, samurai_sarah said:

She looks happy?

That's it!!!!!

Seriously, I think noses sag with age just like everything else, at least for people that have a little tip or bulb at the end. So it could be that.

[polecat]

16 minutes ago, samurai_sarah said:

She looks happy?

That's what I was about to say. 

And that makes me sad. Makes me wonder how reliable a narrator she is about those early days. 

[PennySycamore]

@Koala, how can we ever colonize Mars if we never have any women astronauts?  Are we going to be like the King of Siam who wanted to send two male elephants to President Lincoln and hoped they would breed?

@EyeQueue, you posted the wonderful Prologue dance from West Side Story yesterday.  West Side Story comes on TCM at 8 tonight.  I'll be watching.

[Koala]

I have no idea why the picture is so large.  Sorry about that 

She's churning this crap out like it's her job.  The more she writes, the more I wonder....

[Shiny]

Quality time in quotation marks...what a douche. These charts do make me think (like others) that she has gone off the rails. It seems desperate. I notice she says "if this is what you want" with working out of the home. Is this a concession to the fact that some women HAVE to work outside the home? 

[littlemommy]

Jesus Lori, we GET it. You don't want to work. No one freaking cares. No need to justify it. Don't work. God. 

[iweartanktops]

1 hour ago, Koala said:

I have no idea why the picture is so large.  Sorry about that 

She's churning this crap out like it's her job.  The more she writes, the more I wonder....

How does one dress to draw attention to Christ? Some kind of t-shirt about Jesus every day? 

[Koala]

34 minutes ago, iweartanktops said:

How does one dress to draw attention to Christ? Some kind of t-shirt about Jesus every day? 

See that navy dress?  That's how.