Lori and Ken: The Big Ball of Crazy -Multiple Merges

[FundieWatcher]

New business idea from Kenny. Women, and women only do not know how to live without the internet. Answer? Bootcamp. Learn to do housework for 2-3 hours a day- no less, no more. There are big bucks in this. And Everything, no exceptions, is always the females fault.

 

 

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I wonder if we can start a boot camp for these wives :). A four week crash course in living without the Internet and cooking cleaning and doing housework 2-3 hours a day. I bet you some of these husbands would pay big bucks to have their wives in a program like that that also taught them to be a godly wife. It is the wife who will feel better about herself once she has learned the disciplines of home making and marriage.

[jerkit]

I couldn't cook more than a handful of dishes without the internetz. GOGGLE IS NECESSARY.

[Four is Enough]

He has gone completely around the bend, hasn't he?

[jerkit]

Also, isn't this like home ec?

[kpmom]

:shock: Wow. His hatred of women comes across loud and clear in that post, doesn't it?

I would love to know what his daughters and dils really think of him (and Lori too), when they read this crap.

[FundieWatcher]

I'd rather go through hell week at Marine bootcamp than be married to Ken for a week.

[feministxtian]

Is he out of his fucking mind??? Hey Ken...how about FUCK NO!!!!

[lemonhead]

I'm confused. I already spend 2-3 hours a day cooking and cleaning...on top of working full time and taking care of my kids and husband and SURFING THE INTERWEBZ!!!

This camp sounds like a vacation to me! After cooking and cleaning for 2-3 hours at Godly Wife Boot Camp, I could catch up on my reading, go for a leisurely walk, take a nap...and quickly become so bored I might become so desperate for some excitement that I end up sticking my nose into everyone else's business, kind of like Lori. Um, on second thought, no thanks.

[ThisOlGirl]

Tell ya what, Kenny boy. I'll go to your Godly Wife boot camp right after you complete a U.S. military boot camp. You don't even have to do the really hard USMC one. You can do the 8 week Navy one like I did. There wasn't any cooking, but there was plenty of cleaning, and more "submission" than you can shake a stick at. Also a lot of military training, excercise, classroom time, and if there was time, a few hours of sleep. So you'll have to forgive me if I laugh at you until I pee a little. Have seat, STFU, and all that jazz.

[feministxtian]

Tell ya what, Kenny boy. I'll go to your Godly Wife boot camp right after you complete a U.S. military boot camp. You don't even have to do the really hard USMC one. You can do the 8 week Navy one like I did. There wasn't any cooking, but there was plenty of cleaning, and more "submission" than you can shake a stick at. Also a lot of military training, excercise, classroom time, and if there was time, a few hours of sleep. So you'll have to forgive me if I laugh at you until I pee a little. Have seat, STFU, and all that jazz.

Oh but Kenny-boy wouldn't go to boot camp...there might be wimmenz there that he'd have to take orders from...and you know that'll never happen in his world...not to mention I don't think he has the balls to do something so "manly" as go into the military.

[Cartmann99]

I think Ken wants to send Lori to this boot camp. :shhh:

[GeoBQn]

WIVES need to learn to live without the internet?!? My husband and I were watching last week's South Park episode, which was making fun of the newest form of entertainment--watching videos on YouTube of other people playing a video game and making comments on it, rather than actually playing the game yourself. I gave my husband a look, because that's what he does. He spends hours watching a live stream of his best friend playing a computer game. He replied, "What? It's why I have two computer monitors." Ah yes, two computer monitors, which he used to watch so much live streaming of other people playing computer games that we surpassed our internet usage's data limit. My husband confessed that if it wasn't for me, he would be playing computer games over the Internet from 7pm to 3am every night.

I can live without the internet because I have a lot of real, hands-on hobbies. My husband, whom I love dearly? I don't think he could survive.

[NotALoserLikeYou]

Does he really think the rest of us don't know how to cook and clean? It's only the fundies who need to spend years learning the fine art of homemaking. And their food usually sucks because they can't afford to feed their kids properly.

[polecat]

New business idea from Kenny. Women, and women only do not know how to live without the internet. Answer? Bootcamp. Learn to do housework for 2-3 hours a day- no less, no more. There are big bucks in this. And Everything, no exceptions, is always the females fault. :disgust:

You know what, Ken? I'd be down with that. I'd love to take a break from cooking two to three meals every day and vacuuming, dusting, picking up mounds of clutter that I swear to God reproduce when I'm not looking, dirty socks, random underwear under the couch (seriously, how does THAT even happen?!?!), laundry and all the other stuff I do every day on top of (get this, Ken) working a full time job.

Count me IN on this bootcamp!

[feministxtian]

Does he really think the rest of us don't know how to cook and clean? It's only the fundies who need to spend years learning the fine art of homemaking. And their food usually sucks because they can't afford to feed their kids properly.

Shit...I moved, unpacked a house, dealt with the aftermath of a car accident (insurance adjusters, body shops, rental cars and whiplash) and worked an average of 45 hours a week...them fundie broads are a bunch of pussies...

[Walking Cat Bed]

Tell ya what, Kenny boy. I'll go to your Godly Wife boot camp right after you complete a U.S. military boot camp. You don't even have to do the really hard USMC one. You can do the 8 week Navy one like I did. There wasn't any cooking, but there was plenty of cleaning, and more "submission" than you can shake a stick at. Also a lot of military training, excercise, classroom time, and if there was time, a few hours of sleep. So you'll have to forgive me if I laugh at you until I pee a little. Have seat, STFU, and all that jazz.

But there women would be his equals (or superiors). We can't have THAT, now, can we?

And even the Air Force's boot camp is more than he'd be able to manage. Especially if he gets my TI, who was (at the time) terrifying and (in retrospect) awesome. Five-foot-nothing woman who could reduce an eighteen-year-old boy full of bravado and superiority to a just-barely-whimpered "yes ma'am". Having her in our barracks at any given moment wasn't the most fun, but I think we appreciated her more than our brother flight did.

[quincygal]

You know what, Ken? I'd be down with that. I'd love to take a break from cooking two to three meals every day and vacuuming, dusting, picking up mounds of clutter that I swear to God reproduce when I'm not looking, dirty socks, random underwear under the couch (seriously, how does THAT even happen?!?!), laundry and all the other stuff I do every day on top of (get this, Ken) working a full time job.

Count me IN on this bootcamp!

It does sound relaxing compared to real life- no work, commuting, no running around to change diapers:) I'll share a bunk with ya!:)

[Hisey]

I thought Ken's post today was very disturbing. Ken wrote about some hen-pecked husbands he knows (or says he knows). These men do everything right without complaint but still have "rebellious" wives. By that he means, the wives do not have dinner on the table, do not clean, and "scold" their husbands.

When people questioned this, he ups the stakes by adding that the wives used profanity. To their headshipmeets!

Most sickening of all, he claims the husbands would apologize to "get sex back on track." Yuck! I could see how that would play out, with a fictional couple. Let's call them Ken and Lori.

Ken (feeling randy): C'mon honey, you still mad about dinner?

Lori: (fuming) When you brought pizza home, the kids refused to eat their Big Salads. I needed Cassie to eat hers to fix her cold sore!

Ken (still randy): I know. It was so thoughtless of me. I'm sorry.

Lori: OK.

Ken: C'mon to bed. . .

[a loveless 10 minutes pass]

Ken (feeling empty): I should never have apologized when I didn't mean it. Why won't society let me be a man!

What does that mean, being a man? Here is Ken's scary hint at what that means to him. He complained that "society constraints" prevent husbands from fixing these problems and he was asked what this meant.

Men cannot be men anymore around their wife. Any male dominance that a woman mistakes for abuse becomes a threat, so men don't even try to tame their shrew. And the sad part is so many wives wishing their husbands would stop being such a wimp as they read their love novels of the days when men were real men around the women they loved. Protecting them, treating them with respect, but not letting them get away with their bad behavior forever without showing some male dominance. Male dominance that causes no harm and ends in great makeup sex because the wife deep down wants her husband to take control when she is feeling out of control. Showing strength in a playful way, not in a threatening way. Those days are gone because of political correctness and a segment of feminists that wish to emasculate men seeing a man's strength as a threat to a woman instead of as a complement to her femininity.

[lawfulevil]

Don't lie, you guys all know we'd stage an insurrection 3 days in. There's only so much napping, knitting, and humblebragging a body can stand.

[salex]

I didnt see this post but did see one where a commenter was asking what laws he was talking about that needed changed so the super husbands could exert proper control in their homes....which sounds to me we are back with him wanting to have husbands be legally able to physically discipline their wives with out the risk of arrest.

I also love the idea that this is not just about the household arts but about the "discipline of marriage" WHICH sounds like The Story of O meets Strpford. How does Ken plan to discipline another man's wife? Or is Lori going to wield the whip while Ken watches and calls out instructions.

Also did anyone else notice how often he has beenusing the word impotent the last 2 or 3 days? Work8ng women leave men impotent. Disobedient wives AND their evil Bible study group s leave the super hisbands impotent to lead.

CLEARLY these bitches need some discipline and he's just the guy to do it.

[salex]

I hadn't seen that but we are edging back to his up against the wall spank slap beat as foreplay again. So what kind of porn did he say was ok?

I must bethe only person in the world who didn't have make up sex.

[lawfulevil]

Do we have a limp dick smiley?

[Vex]

I'm pretty sure than when you don't have small children and you don't work or have outside hobbies there would be no housework left to do that would take 2-3 hours per day. I mean, if your home is literally all you have and there's nobody to mess it up and you have nothing else to do how could you possibly have that much work to do per day?

Interesting how he posts about internet addiction considering he and his wife can't keep their fat mouths shut online to save themselves.

[formergothardite]

One of these days Ken's internet life will cross into his real life. If you look at his business testimonial page it is filled with pictures of women he has worked for. How would they feel to know that they are promoting a man who says stuff like this? Ken, you may be ready to retire, but your sons are not. It is just a matter of time until this all comes crashing down on you and takes their jobs out with it. Who wants to associate with a company started by a guy who writes stuff like this? Especially in a field that is filled with working women.

I've never had make-up sex either. Honestly, after our worst fights neither of us are in the mood for sex. But then my husband's whole life doesn't revolve around sex like Ken's does.

[Phoebe]

Are you freaking kidding me?!

Ken, your line of reasoning uses ROMANCE NOVELS* as the starting point? And you want us to take you seriously?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

No.

*I love romance novels, and in case Ken uses them only for his spank bank, he should be aware that romance novels have a strong undercurrent of feminism in the plotline. Also, they are in the FICTION section for a reason.