19 Kids & Marrying - Duggar Snark Season 9 - Part 4

[Dandruff]

No, I think they hold religious services at some sort of empty store or something like that.

I believe it's invitation-only, so the Seewald's would have had to get the OK before making the several hour drive.

[BrownieMomma]

No, I think they hold religious services at some sort of empty store or something like that.

I saw an episode where it looks like the home church meets somewhere else, like a warehouse or something. At the time I figured one of JB's properties.

Visitors can't just roll up to that. How would Ben have known where the church even was?

Saying "Ben saw her from afar and loved her and rode his white horse to her church to woo her" sounds great on paper but yet again, it seems like the actual factual truth is something else entirely.

What church did Ben go to in order to meet Jessa? Should be a straightforward question. With a straightfoward answer.

[CallmeChaCha]

We'll have to wait for the endless season of "Jessa, who is engaged to Bin Seewald from Hot Springs, Arkansas" and "Bin moved in with us in May to help around the house" and maybe during one of the gazillion times they say Jessa is engaged to Bin and Bin moved in, they'll let us know how Bin found Jessa. :shrug:

[ViolaSebastian]

3) he's clearly from a fundie lite family right?

I think the speculation that his family is fundie lite comes from the fact that Cathy has a job and wears pants, and his brother has a regular-dating-style girlfriend.

[pega127]

We'll have to wait for the endless season of "Jessa, who is engaged to Bin Seewald from Hot Springs, Arkansas" and "Bin moved in with us in May to help around the house" and maybe during one of the gazillion times they say Jessa is engaged to Bin and Bin moved in, they'll let us know how Bin found Jessa. :shrug:

Except, who cares!

[CallmeChaCha]

Except, who cares!

Some people here care. It may be our only form of entertainment. "Did he or did he not stalk Jessa?" Don't you want to know, too????

I don't really care but it is entertaining. :D

[Feberin]

My guess is the Seewalds were close enough to the Duggars inner circle to have friends that already attended the church and he got an invitation from them.

[nst]

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this made me laugh - because it's almost true and I am one of those women who think he is cute :D

but when I saw this I was like yup :D

He's thinking "Home from Paris. Back to mowing lawns and raking leaves."

[nst]

I haven't watched the duggars for years but watched Jill's wedding and Jessa's engagement this week. I have a few questions:

because I am in a mood :angry-banghead:

1) what does Derrick do?

Derick is a steroid salesmen for walmart

2) how did Derrick meet Jill?

Derick met Jill at a porn shop she was picketing

3) he's clearly from a fundie lite family right?

nope

4) how did Ben meet Jessa

he followed secret coded messages she sent him through the tv

5) did he show interest in her or did jim bob direct him to her.

he contacted Josie through his big blue eyes

6) the engagement issue shows him living in some trailer...is that right? How does he get accountability if this is so?

he lives in the wine cellar

7) do the kids get paid for being on the show? If yes, what?

they get paid kropegs

I FOR ONE HAVE TO SEE THE BLOODY WEDDING AND ALL THE BLOODY NONESENE THEN CANCEL THE SHOW :nenner: :nenner: :nenner: :nenner: :nenner:

[nst]

Except, who cares!

UM ME :cracking-up: :cracking-up: :cracking-up: :cracking-up:

[nst]

Some people here care. It may be our only form of entertainment. "Did he or did he not stalk Jessa?" Don't you want to know, too????

I don't really care but it is entertaining. :D

WHAT YOU SAID A MILLION %

:cracking-up: :cracking-up: :cracking-up: :cracking-up: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead: :angry-banghead:

[nst]

Can i say i don't like the new wedding photos all that much :D to much sunlight

I should but i don't - hopefully we get some better ones

i like au natural ones :D

[nst]

I would answer all these for you but they are in various active threads in the Quiver Full of Duggars forum and I'm just too lazy from an office luncheon to think of all the answers.

ok one - Derick has a degree in accounting and works in accounting at Walmart headquarters.

if ben can mow lawns after Paris - you can share your knowledge

[Milly-Molly-Mandy]

Thanks girls! I would read through the old forums but with a 12 week old who only sleeps during the day in his babybjorn...it just doesn't happen.

[Coco]

I think when they are most fertile is probably one of the few subjects fundie girls know all about.

OMG, I just looked at the above-mentioned new Facebook cover foto. The girls need to lay off the self-tanner (or whatever it is they're using). Jinger looks ridiculous, and frankly, Jana and Jessa aren't all that much better.

[JHeathen]

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Holy crap, could they have chosen a worse pic of Josiah? He looks like he is in pain. And whichever howler is sitting at Jessa's feet looks unfortunate, as well. I know it's hard to get a good pic of so many people at once, but COME ON.

[JHeathen]

...plus, I'm no expert but Derick sure looks Photoshopped in.

Also, Jessa is wearing closed-toe shoes instead of flip-flops, yay.

[Coco]

Holy crap, could they have chosen a worse pic of Josiah? He looks like he is in pain. And whichever howler is sitting at Jessa's feet looks unfortunate, as well. I know it's hard to get a good pic of so many people at once, but COME ON.

It is really terrible. He doesn't look well.

[MrsYoungie]

Thoughts on the picture:

Josiah had better find a mate quick before all his hair is gone.

Michelle (dead centre of course) again is not holding or even touching any of her children.

Grandma is over at the far side like an afterthought.

Girls - step away from the tanning stuff. Jinger looks positively Latina.

[Rescinded and Mended]

So, is Josiah home now? They didn't send him back to Alert again, did they?

[Alachantal]

Oh Jeebus. If TLC made the high fat=low sperm count part of the story line, I bet Jichelle would make Boob go on a diet.

Is an exception made to the 'not spilling seed' rule if a Fundie man is getting tested to see if his swimmers can help build God's army? Would there also be an exception to the no masturbation rule.

:brain-bleach: :brain-bleach: :brain-bleach:

Maybe they'd just use that machine they have in Chinese hospitals that jerks the guy off with out him needing to do anything? (I can't find the link to it right now because I'm not typing "Chinese jerk off machine" into google while at work...) Or the wife would just do the honours... :brain-bleach: :brain-bleach: :brain-bleach:

[Alachantal]

Looks like they got spray tans to me, and it's not their best look. That would be a fun episode. They could pop up how long it would take all the Duggars to spray tan using the three spray tan booths or whatever. Wonder if spray tanning is in the bible.

Out of curiosity, how does one get a spray tan while still being "modest"? My SIL does it pretty much weekly (the girl is orange :cray-cray: ) and she says when she gets a spray tan she wears nothing but a paper thong. It's hard to imagine a Duggar girl doing something like that. I assume you could get spray tan stuff to do at home (??), but would they put tanner on up to their knees then they're pale as fuck? I don't know why, but for some reason I'm really curious about this subject. :shrug:

[SquirrelySquirrel]

I LOVE that Michael and Marcus are wearing shorts in that picture! Though it's too bad Mack will never know the pleasure... Guess her little 5 y.o. legs are too sexy to be shown.

[eh02]

Out of curiosity, how does one get a spray tan while still being "modest"?

You can get spray tanned standing in a private booth by a machine. Most people don't get it done by hand, so I don't think they'd have any modesty issues. You can dress/undress in private.

But it'd be pretty easy to fake tan at home if you only ever showed your face, arms, and from the knees down! It wouldn't take long at all to apply. I used to do it at home and it is a chore to do your entire body every 2-3 days. Constant maintenance, got spots on my sheets, just about ruined my white towels...ick. But they are probably ghost white from their knees to neck :lol:

I feel bad for poor Josiah - that ALERT haircut is buzzed on the sides I think?, which is not super flattering on him. Jim Bob made a joke on the show once while hairspraying his helmet on that he was thankful to have such thick hair. Guess the receding hairline must be from Michelle's side of the family. Josiah's a cute kid, but he does look super uncomfortable and like he's trying to overact with the huge forced smiles lately. Hopefully he's OK and we see more of him in the next season. I think he'd look pretty good with a shaved head even!

[gustava]

Josiah looks photoshopped in also.