Joseph Maxwell & Elissa Frost Got Married! - Part 2

[fundiefan]

Sorry but I am laughing at the concept of "fundie celebrities" in the context of the typical celebrity gossip magazine. I can just imagine the frumpers in "who wore it best?"

The majority of fundie peddlers (Maxwells, etc) would pee their pants from excitement if they were featured in People Magazine...of course, they'd be just like the Duggars and only put out the 'pleasing' parts of existence.

No one having anything to do with Celebrity rags gives a shit about reality. It's all about how it looks.

Perfect and ideal for fundies. Maxwells particularly.

[WonderingInWA]

Yep, time for Sarah to stop infantilizing her hair-do with all those oversized bows. You're a spinster, Sarah, time to get used to having hair that better represents your age. If you want your hair long still, that's great -- just experiment with a braid or a bun or something. Or just a head band. But the big bows just aren't you.

[anjulibai]

That's such an odd picture for them to put up. She looks irritated, like she really doesn't want to be there.

[SPHASH]

That's such an odd picture for them to put up. She looks irritated, like she really doesn't want to be there.

She probably doesn't.

[BigSandy]

Judging from Chris Maxwell's sample galleries on his website, another criteria must be that he only photographs white people.

[PearlKrabs]

Yep, time for Sarah to stop infantilizing her hair-do with all those oversized bows. You're a spinster, Sarah, time to get used to having hair that better represents your age. If you want your hair long still, that's great -- just experiment with a braid or a bun or something. Or just a head band. But the big bows just aren't you.

There are many fun, creative long hairstyles for adult women. It's so sad that she's stuck having to look 'sweet'.

[thoughtful]

The sole ringbearer.

Like we were expecting 10 of them?

Or thought he was a flounder or a cod?

:shrug:

[BullyJBG]

Judging from Chris Maxwell's sample galleries on his website, another criteria must be that he only photographs white people.

Probably that's what those of other colors/races think if they see his website. If they even do; they probably find their wedding/event photographers amongst their own anyway. They just see white people and think that he doesn't know how to relate to anyone else, so they move on.

[BullyJBG]

Sarah is just asking for someone to create a meme with this

The helicopter thing surprised me, as I did not know Maxwells could be creative.

Gasp! Is Sarah actually rolling her eyes?

[BullyJBG]

Sarah must surely be wondering why Steve can't find any families with eligible thirty-something men who would let them park Uriah on their lot at a conference stop. And Christopher first encountered NR Anna at one of their conferences, right?

But I guess there would be no real reason for an unmarried guy in Sarah's general age range to be hanging out at a conference. Unless he was a widower with young kids.

There's been many a discussion about that possibility. I think Sarah would be like my grandma(she was my grandpa's second wife; the first died in childbirth with the 6th child; technically I have 5 half-uncles and aunts, etc) and consider it a ministry. As for Stevehovah, I think he'd have to be dead too. JMO.

[Jessica]

That's the look I give my dad when he has a foot-in-mouth moment in public.

[ViolaSebastian]

Probably that's what those of other colors/races think if they see his website. If they even do; they probably find their wedding/event photographers amongst their own anyway. They just see white people and think that he doesn't know how to relate to anyone else, so they move on.

Well, and let's face it, there are whole lot more white fundies than there are fundies of other races.

[Jessica]

Well, and let's face it, there are whole lot more white fundies than there are fundies of other races.

Speaking of which, anyone know what's up with Mia "Aspiring Homemaker"?

[Gerialc]

In the most recent blog post, they mention Christopher's "helper." Do you think that's the other photographer we saw?

[whoviana]

It is just my opinion, but if I had only two choices, one, to be a sahd forever, sheltered, clothed, looked after OR to have an arranged marriage with a random asshat patriarch my father choose for me to be my husband, AND spend my life being sexually available all the time, squeezing out every kid that comes by or have my stomach cut open every 1,5 years in order to get those kids out of me, THEN nurse, diaper, feed, wash, homeschool, spank/beat, control, biblically train up, brainwash, clean up mess, hair, food, mudstains puke after the ever growing brood and start the day at five something, go to bed around midnight, AND, still be controlled by my domineering father, well, I wouldn't choose the latter. :hand: :snooty:

[NoBakeCookie]

Sarah, in that picture, reminds me of that meme that went around some months ago on Tumblr...the little girl in the carseat giving her family a massive dose of sideeye.

[BrownieMomma]

It is just my opinion, but if I had only two choices, one, to be a sahd forever, sheltered, clothed, looked after OR to have an arranged marriage with a random asshat patriarch my father choose for me to be my husband, AND spend my life being sexually available all the time, squeezing out every kid that comes by or have my stomach cut open every 1,5 years in order to get those kids out of me, THEN nurse, diaper, feed, wash, homeschool, spank/beat, control, biblically train up, brainwash, clean up mess, hair, food, mudstains puke after the ever growing brood and start the day at five something, go to bed around midnight, AND, still be controlled by my domineering father, well, I wouldn't choose the latter. :hand: :snooty:

It seems Jana Duggar shares your POV.

[VooDooChild]

It is just my opinion, but if I had only two choices, one, to be a sahd forever, sheltered, clothed, looked after OR to have an arranged marriage with a random asshat patriarch my father choose for me to be my husband, AND spend my life being sexually available all the time, squeezing out every kid that comes by or have my stomach cut open every 1,5 years in order to get those kids out of me, THEN nurse, diaper, feed, wash, homeschool, spank/beat, control, biblically train up, brainwash, clean up mess, hair, food, mudstains puke after the ever growing brood and start the day at five something, go to bed around midnight, AND, still be controlled by my domineering father, well, I wouldn't choose the latter. :hand: :snooty:

This.

As were all almost positive that Sarah will remain a sahd caring for her aging parents, does anybody wonder if Poor Sarah will snap one day and take out her frustrations on her parents in the form of neglect or abuse? Or is she so far gone that she is not even aware she may be frustrated, disappointed, abused, etc., etc…..? :cry: Poor Sarah.

[Arete]

Probably that's what those of other colors/races think if they see his website. If they even do; they probably find their wedding/event photographers amongst their own anyway. They just see white people and think that he doesn't know how to relate to anyone else, so they move on.

At least in my area, African American weddings involve dancing and booze. Same for Indian (Hindu) weddings. Moslem weddings don't have booze but they have plenty of dancing. Our intrepid photographer would not be able to accept any of those assignments based on his criteria.

Anyway, the fact of the matter is, even without those ridiculous criteria, he sucks. I don't understand people looking through those galleries and deciding to hire him. Which may explain why he only does about 3 weddings a year. His criteria are ridiculous, his product is less than mediocre. Even the price hasn't drummed up business with the other 2 strikes in place.

[ladyamylynn]

Sarah, in that picture, reminds me of that meme that went around some months ago on Tumblr...the little girl in the carseat giving her family a massive dose of sideeye.

This one?

[whoviana]

I never understood the fuss about the dancing! It doesn't have to be a half-porn bachata! What about a waltz, which is really classy and uplifting, or what about folk dances? I'm not talking about tribal mating dances here of course. (Ace Ventura comes to mind out of the blue).

But really? What is wrong with dancing a waltz with your father at your wedding? I will never dance with my a**hat father at my upcoming wedding, as did I not at the previous one. I spend days on youtube watching daughters dancing with their fathers at their weddings, and sons with their mothers. It was beautiful! These frumpy idiots don't know what they're missing out. Heck. I'mma pay some older dude at my wedding, some side actor or something, to dance with me, just for the sensation.

[NoBakeCookie]

This one?

Yep, that's the one!

[BrownieMomma]

I never understood the fuss about the dancing! It doesn't have to be a half-porn bachata! What about a waltz, which is really classy and uplifting, or what about folk dances? I'm not talking about tribal mating dances here of course. (Ace Ventura comes to mind out of the blue).

But really? What is wrong with dancing a waltz with your father at your wedding? I will never dance with my a**hat father at my upcoming wedding, as did I not at the previous one. I spend days on youtube watching daughters dancing with their fathers at their weddings, and sons with their mothers. It was beautiful! These frumpy idiots don't know what they're missing out. Heck. I'mma pay some older dude at my wedding, some side actor or something, to dance with me, just for the sensation.

Dancing is absolutely forbidden for Southern Baptists, as is drinking. There are no father/daughter dance traditions at all, zero, zip. No alcohol served or even on the premises, as in most SBC will not have the reception at the local country club because alcohol is served there, even if its not being served to the wedding party.

A few years ago I was at an SBC wedding of some young 20yo's. The bride's parents were divorced and she was estranged from her father. He was invited to the wedding, with his wife/girlfriend/whatever and he did not walk his daughter down the aisle, although he did participate in the unity drawing.

This woman was not SBC. She was wearing very high heels with a very short hemline and a plunging neckline. It was uncomfortable just to see her there. At the reception, which was held in the church's fellowship, she tried to get some dancing going with wedding family. It just killed the reception. People were being polite and humoring her, but you gotta realize, these people do not even know HOW to dance. It was so incredibly awkward and the groom's mother quickly saved the day by announcing some activity.

SBC are the largest Protestant, evangelical church in the US. Something like 16 million members. That's a lot of people who are not dancing at their wedding.

[lilith]

I never understood the fuss about the dancing! It doesn't have to be a half-porn bachata! What about a waltz, which is really classy and uplifting, or what about folk dances? I'm not talking about tribal mating dances here of course. (Ace Ventura comes to mind out of the blue).

But really? What is wrong with dancing a waltz with your father at your wedding? I will never dance with my a**hat father at my upcoming wedding, as did I not at the previous one. I spend days on youtube watching daughters dancing with their fathers at their weddings, and sons with their mothers. It was beautiful! These frumpy idiots don't know what they're missing out. Heck. I'mma pay some older dude at my wedding, some side actor or something, to dance with me, just for the sensation.

The waltz was considered extremely risqué when it was first introduced to the UK from the continent - it involves holding your partner very close. Waltzing wasn't allowed at respectable balls, and a debutante who was known to waltz was considered "fast". It wasn't til the early 19th century that it became accepted.

Considering the Maxwells and their ilk consider the era of reformation to be the moral ideal I can see why even classic dances like the waltz or even old country dances would be off limits for them.

[divadivine]

From Tit2:

A special thank you to Christopher and his helper for the pictures that you’ll see now and in the wedding day photos.

Further evidence that Stevie reads here....

Hi Stevie, you asshat dickhead

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