Lori Alexander 83: Fully Cook the Chicken!

[Maggie Mae]

5 hours ago, LooseMoose said:

I did not know that, thank you. Makes me feel better. The back end of our property is where the old homestead was originally built about 70 years ago. Then about 30 years ago they built the house we live in but the fallen remains of the old one are still there. I don’t know if the outhouse was ever emptied, didn’t want to find out the hard way. Once we realized how rotted out the boards were we just said nope and no one has been back to the that end since. 

Probably for the best.  This is always my fear: https://www.ktoo.org/2021/02/17/something-just-immediately-bit-me-in-the-butt-haines-woman-survives-outhouse-bear

[Jackie3]

On 1/5/2024 at 6:57 AM, Coconut Flan said:

I can absolutely say there are zero outhouses in Lori's neighborhood.  It is all typical SoCal subdivision.  Nothing, absolutely nothing of the grounds prior state remains.  I drove down Lori's street Wednesday and not a port a potty in sight in either direction either.  She would have had to have driven a few miles to see one.  Lori does simply make things up or exaggerate regularly.  

To be fair, this incident could have happened weeks ago. It's best not to take her words too literally. For all we know, she saw the manly men emptying sewage in November, and only wrote it up recently.

[HoneyBunny]

Another well researched statement of fact by Queen Lori. 
 

 

[Pammy]

Did she really just post that she puts castor oil in her EYES??!!!??

That can't be right, can it? That can't be safe.

[onekidanddone]

Has Lori mentioned the Ruby Franke situation? I can see her coming down hard on little R for not obeying is mother but escaping 

[Jackie3]

Lori's latest facebook post is on one of her favorite topics--sex. As usual, the assumption is that women don't want it, but men do, so don't deprive the poor fellows.

This is quite a testament to Ken's skills in bed.

Instead of being embarrassed, however, Ken feels the need to chime in on the conversation. Apparently, he knows the right number of times for sexual activity. For every marriage.

Initially, it should be every day. That's because everyone marries in their 20's, every man is a horndog, no one has testosterone issues, no one is busy with children or careers or things like that. All men want it once a day after they first marry.

As for women, we know you don't really want to do it, but do it anyway.

After a few years, Ken feels that 3x a week is the appropriate number. 

[SongRed7]

16 hours ago, Jackie3 said:

nstead of being embarrassed, however, Ken feels the need to chime in on the conversation. Apparently, he knows the right number of times for sexual activity. For every marriage.

Ken is insufferable...He always sounds sanctimonious.  

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Yeah right -- like we actually believe Lying' Lori gives 5-10 minutes and some lube 3x a week.

Doesn't happen.  Ken is hoping, but it doesn't happen.

[Foursquare]

Given Ken's age, things may be slowing down for him in that department. 

I'd love to hear some fundies talk about whether Viagra is a legitimate option for men where "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." 

[Hane]

4 hours ago, Foursquare said:

Given Ken's age, things may be slowing down for him in that department. 

I'd love to hear some fundies talk about whether Viagra is a legitimate option for men where "the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak." 

There was an absolutely brilliant political cartoon in the ‘90s (I wish I could find it!) regarding both the rise of Viagra and the Southern Baptist Convention’s decision to endorse “husbandly authority” and wifely submission: In it, a husband is slouched in front of a TV nattering on about how he’s the “head of the house” and wants a sandwich, while his wife is saying “yes, dear” and pouring his Viagra down the drain.

Edited January 12 by Hane

[Free Jana Duggar]

Just popping in with a random thought of how Lori misuses the verses about "be fruitful and multiply".  God gave that command to Adam and Noah in order to populate the earth. It does not mean everyone or there would be no infertility. There are verses that speak of God closing wombs. He wouldn't do that if He commanded everyone to be fruitful and multiply.  

 

Also, even if everyone was supposed to have children, those with one child have still fulfilled that command. 

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

Today on FB Lori 99% confirmed what we've long suspected -- she and Ken don't share a bedroom and they eat separately. (IMHO different foods because Ken cooks for himself.)

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My husband goes to bed late. I go to bed early. He eats his dinner late. I eat it early.

As Ken is still working and Lori spends all her time every day on social media, their 40 minute walk* seems to be the only time they spend together.

*And why 40 minutes only? Why so precise it's only 40 minutes daily? Seems an odd length of time to choose. 

[Coconut Flan]

It takes 40ish minutes for them to walk their chosen route.  They seem to do the same walk every time.  They might have two or three routes, but not a lot of variability.  Lori has mentioned the separate meals and at least bedtimes before.  

[SongRed7]

Here we go again. Leghumpers on Twitter/X trying to out do how much into poverty they can sink in order to be more Godly. 

In response to Lori's pleading for women to "downsize" so they can be home, one responded:

"My husband and I are literally living in a tent in the woods to enable me to stay at home. Planning a baby soon and we have no intention to move since we have everything we need here. I will even homeschool in the tent if we haven't built anything until then."

I can't tell if she's a troll or a nutjob.  I just can't with this. 

 

Edited January 12 by SongRed7

[Free Jana Duggar]

Oh y'all I just can't with this comment. Even Lori doesn't take things this far...

If a husband expects his wife to adjust to his preferences to this extreme of when the family eats or when his wife goes to bed, he's not even a head or leader. He's a dictator. I have no issue with derfeing to your husband occasionally if he likes something.

I sometimes watch science fiction movies with my husband that don't interest me. He agreed to go with me to a Home Free concert even though he doesn't care about them one way or the other.

[Alisamer]

On 1/4/2024 at 5:49 PM, Loveday said:

If you mean Flicka Johnson, she passed away a few months ago.  I think she had pancreatic cancer, though I'm not positive.

Oh no! Well RIP Flicka. I hope she went to whatever late 1800's fever dream heaven she hoped for. I'll kind of miss her mildly entertaining version of crazypants.

Also pancreatic cancer sucks. 

On 1/5/2024 at 10:08 AM, LooseMoose said:

I did not know that, thank you. Makes me feel better. The back end of our property is where the old homestead was originally built about 70 years ago. Then about 30 years ago they built the house we live in but the fallen remains of the old one are still there. I don’t know if the outhouse was ever emptied, didn’t want to find out the hard way. Once we realized how rotted out the boards were we just said nope and no one has been back to the that end since. 

There's a dude on Youtube who goes around to very old outhouse sites and digs them up - often they were filled in with household trash after they went out of use, so he finds all sorts of cool old bottles and stuff.

I totally would be out with a metal detector at that end of the land, LOL! My sister has one but all we find at my house are nails. Lots and lots and lots of nails. Not even old ones.

13 minutes ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

I sometimes watch science fiction movies with my husband that don't interest me. He agreed to go with me to a Home Free concert even though he doesn't care about them one way or the other.

 

Just posting to say I'm jealous you got to see Home Free! I just discovered them a few months ago and wow, they are amazing. Although I don't love Tim's shorter haircut.

[Free Jana Duggar]

I discovered Home Free during  Covid.  Lori once posted a video of them singing How Great Thou Art. I had to laugh because she must not know that Tim is an agnostic and Austin and Chance lived with their girlfriends before marriage. 

Edited January 12 by Free Jana Duggar

[Alisamer]

9 minutes ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

I discovered Home Free during  Covid.  Lori once posted a video of them singing How Great Thou Art. I had to laugh because she must not know that Tim is an agnostic and Austin and Chance lived with their girlfriends before marriage. 

LOL somebody should send her the Butts Remix!

[Jackie3]

You have to wonder why a woman would ever get married if the terms and conditions of marriage are like this for women.

Give up all personal preferences, provide sex whenever he wants, obey even when he’s wrong,, can’t go to the church you want or wear the clothes you like. He’s the spiritual leader but  you can’t divorce, not even for abuse, because his soul is your responsibility.You lose the right to spend money as you like, or even clean the bathroom on your own schedule (Lori actually said this once)

What a sentence! I wonder if a lot of these women are secretly delighted when they are widowed. I bet they’re like “Phew!”

[Free Jana Duggar]

1 hour ago, Alisamer said:

LOL somebody should send her the Butts Remix!

Oh my! I hadn't seen that one. Lori would die.  

Here is a funny one too. Poor Chance.  

 

Sorry for the thread drift, everyone.

[Alisamer]

1 minute ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

Oh my! I hadn't seen that one. Lori would die.  

 

Sorry for the thread drift, everyone.

Hey it's better than Lori. Everyone should enjoy some Butts...

I also really love the Sea Shanty Medley.

[Coconut Flan]

3 hours ago, SongRed7 said:

In response to Lori's pleading for women to "downsize" so they can be home, one responded:

Why should they?  Lori certainly never has.

[Free Jana Duggar]

I see we have another poverty Olympics today.

[Celtic Roots]

According to Lori's Facebook post today (1/20), her followers should just give up some luxuries to buy the organic food she recommends. Bless her heart. She does not have a clue that most of those women don't have luxuries to give up. Also, in a response to a comment, she states that she will be coming out with a cookbook soon! Words fail me.

[louisa05]

44 minutes ago, Celtic Roots said:

According to Lori's Facebook post today (1/20), her followers should just give up some luxuries to buy the organic food she recommends. Bless her heart. She does not have a clue that most of those women don't have luxuries to give up. Also, in a response to a comment, she states that she will be coming out with a cookbook soon! Words fail me.

She apparently mentioned a cookbook on Twitter or Insta a couple of weeks ago. The world definitely needs a cookbook by Lori. What should it be called?"How to Poison Your Family the Godly Way"? 

Who's going to take one for the team and review that travesty???