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Bethella

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Thanks to @justmy2cents for the thread title!

Lists last updated 22 February 2020

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Is Joel Serven married? Oh - or is he still too young to be counted. He might not be 18 yet. 

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JermajestyDuggar

Genevieve Jackson seems to be in a relationship with a guy named Nicholas. I think Marj is still single.

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Bethella
1 hour ago, MamaJunebug said:

Is Joel Serven married? Oh - or is he still too young to be counted. He might not be 18 yet. 

He turns 18 in October.

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CaptainFunderpants

Still a mix of happy and horrified regarding Addie's courting. He seems much less than ideal, especially when you look at the types of girls the Morton boys manage to marry.

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JillyO

Just a note because you have Brandon Shupe on your list with a questionmark, @Bethella. He's definitely not 18 yet. I don't have exact birth dates on the Shupe kids, but I'm pretty sure he's 16. He's over three years younger than Melanie, who must be turning 20 right around now.

ETA: I'm going to try to reconstruct some rough Shupe birthdays, which isn't easy now that Erika's blog doesn't exist anymore. Feel free to add info or correct me if anything is wrong.

  • Karen - August 1998
  • Melanie - September 1999
  • Brandon - ca. 2002/2003
  • Anna-Marie - ca. 2006
  • Riley - 2007
  • Tyler - January/February 2009
  • Spencer - December 2009
  • Lacey & Lilly - November 2010
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47of74

The Unsullied?  Does that mean fundies are into getting their junk cut off now? 

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Bethella
2 hours ago, 47of74 said:

The Unsullied?  Does that mean fundies are into getting their junk cut off now? 

It would certainly make updating the upcoming babies list easier for me.:pb_lol:

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47of74
It would certainly make updating the upcoming babies list easier for me.:pb_lol:


Yeah that it would indeed. And in a few years the unmarried fundie list as well.
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47of74

It could also lead to awkward moments in the post nuptial chambers when the fundie who saved herself for marriage realized that her dashing young man was a warrior eunuch.

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Palimpsest

Fantastic job, as always, @Bethella.   I'm horrified to see how many of the people who I still think of as little children now make the list.

I'm also wondering whether it is time for us to start a divorced Fundie list.  Joseph Darnell (who just remarried), Gabriel Pearl, and Rebekkah Keller come immediately to mind, but there are others.  Or is that too tacky?

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Bethella
3 hours ago, Palimpsest said:

Fantastic job, as always, @Bethella.   I'm horrified to see how many of the people who I still think of as little children now make the list.

I'm also wondering whether it is time for us to start a divorced Fundie list.  Joseph Darnell (who just remarried), Gabriel Pearl, and Rebekkah Keller come immediately to mind, but there are others.  Or is that too tacky?

I'm not sure it's worth maintaining a divorced list, it doesn't change very often and in at least some cases we don't really know the legal status. 

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5 hours ago, Bethella said:

I'm not sure it's worth maintaining a divorced list, it doesn't change very often and in at least some cases we don't really know the legal status. 

Maybe include it at the top of each 'Scandals and Crimes' thread?

A fundie divorcing is a scandal, considering they want to control all of our marriages, sex, and reproductive lives. It also seems like a lot of their divorces come when actual crimes are involved, and the ones that don't divorce in the after a crime has occurred (ahem: Anna Duggar) should be highlighted as part of the insanity/abuse that fundamentalism causes.

We've also discussed the Katie S'morton situation endlessly and it's never been snarking on her, it's been discussing how insane her former in-laws are for still supporting him, and continuing to highlight the dangers of fundamentalism.

That said: Katie Smith likely still believes that while her divorce was righteous, no one else should be allowed to divorce with anything short of those circumstances, and so I do think it is reasonable to keep a visible list.

As for the "we don't know what's official" it could have a "status unclear,' and then detail what we do know, e.g. no full nuclear family pics on social media since x date, or whatever.

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dripcurl

Stephen Bradrick seems to be in a relationship with a single mom per facebook. Also, I didn’t see John Robert Moore on there, I am presuming he is no longer considered fundie as he is queer and in an open relationship perhaps?

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47of74

That said: Katie Smith likely still believes that while her divorce was righteous, no one else should be allowed to divorce with anything short of those circumstances, and so I do think it is reasonable to keep a visible list.


Isn’t that usually the case with most fundies where they believe their abortion, extra-marital affair, using a rubber and/or pill, etc was OK but everyone sinned doing these activities?
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3 hours ago, VBOY9977 said:

I think this is Mariah Campana and Josiah Thomas’ registry. I don’t think someone would create a fake one. It says nov 9th as the date

https://www.theknot.com/us/mariah-campana-and-josiah-thomas-nov-2019

Hold the phone. These two humans -- these two militant evangelical fundamentalists -- these two young people who got engaged at an ANTI ABORTION RALLY -- they put Ellen Degeneres branded linens on their wedding registry?! 

 

Well, I never.

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CaptainFunderpants
2 hours ago, justmy2cents said:

We need a good couple name for Mariah and Josiah with their rhyming first names.

And they need to do an 'iah' name theme with their kids, for the love of God they do -and they supposedly love God quite a lot.

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7 hours ago, justmy2cents said:

We need a good couple name for Mariah and Josiah with their rhyming first names.

The Pair-iahs 

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5 hours ago, CaptainFunderpants said:

And they need to do an 'iah' name theme with their kids, for the love of God they do -and they supposedly love God quite a lot.

Boys: Nehemiah, Jeremiah, Obadiah, Micaiah, Uriah, Messiah

Girls: Keziah, um...drawing a blank.

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JermajestyDuggar
23 minutes ago, meee said:

Boys: Nehemiah, Jeremiah, Obadiah, Micaiah, Uriah, Messiah

Girls: Keziah, um...drawing a blank.

I think they would have to make up some girl names to go with the theme. Noriah, Sariah, Coriah, Shariah ;)

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2 minutes ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

I think they would have to make up some girl names to go with the theme. Noriah, Sariah, Coriah, Shariah ;)

The problem is that all the -iah girl names I know are not spelled that way. Maya, Kaya, Chaya, Gaia. So Miah, Kiah, Chiah, Giah?

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23 hours ago, justmy2cents said:

We need a good couple name for Mariah and Josiah with their rhyming first names.

Masiah... they already think they’re closer to Jesus than other mere Christian mortals. 

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