Seriously Steve 2: She Was a Woman, So She Probably F*cked Up Somewhere

[smittykins]

Is “p**n” how Stevehovah spells it?

[HerNameIsBuffy]

2 minutes ago, smittykins said:

Is “p**n” how Stevehovah spells it?

Okay - mental exercise.  Let's say Steve stumbles and Teri finds p**nhub in his browsing history report emailed to her daily.  

What does she do?  She can't reproach him, right?  I mean she can't even ask him if he's ordered pizza, how is she going to chastise him anything?  

Does she turn it over to one of the married sons to talk to him man to man?  And which lucky loser gets to know dad's preferences in p**n?

[mango_fandango]

I’ve seen him use asterisks in the words drugs, abortion and adultery before.

God isn’t going to smite you down if you spell those words out in full, Stevie. People know exactly what words you mean. 

[smittykins]

Ten bucks says he’s against “minced oaths”(heck, darn, etc.)because “God knows what you really wanted to say.”

Edited February 13, 2020 by smittykins

[VodouDoll]

4 hours ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Okay - mental exercise.  Let's say Steve stumbles and Teri finds p**nhub in his browsing history report emailed to her daily.  

What does she do?  She can't reproach him, right?  I mean she can't even ask him if he's ordered pizza, how is she going to chastise him anything?  

Does she turn it over to one of the married sons to talk to him man to man?  And which lucky loser gets to know dad's preferences in p**n?

It also goes to Sarah. Presumably he’d combust from shame and that’s a nice deterrent. Most people (I hope) would not look at porn if their porn would also be sent to their kids.

Edited February 13, 2020 by VodouDoll

[Black Aliss]

I totally read p**n as poon, otherwise why would he have trouble writing it out. It's pornography, Steve.  But, then, this is the same family that deleted my comment asking whether Nathan's backyard flock included a rooster or did they get fertilized eggs from someone for one of their hens to hatch. Because God Forbid Sarah be exposed to the intricacies of reproduction from reading the comments in her post. (This was long before she got Ellie and had plans to become a backyard breeder)

[CyborgKin]

Maybe Steve is enslaved to PLAN.

[Hane]

@Black Aliss, I believe I read a post in which Stevehovah cautioned against the chicken-raising becoming an “idol.”

[HerNameIsBuffy]

2 minutes ago, Hane said:

@Black Aliss, I believe I read a post in which Stevehovah cautioned against the chicken-raising becoming an “idol.”

Who can blame him?  A horn-dog rooster strutting around all those defrauding naked chickens.  Who amongst us would be able to tear themselves away?

(Oh, and I didn't make an easy 'cock' joke.  So you're welcome.)

[MamaJunebug]

20 hours ago, Hane said:

@Black Aliss, I believe I read a post in which Stevehovah cautioned against the chicken-raising becoming an “idol.”

I replied with an LOL sticker because, like Mel Brooks, I think the best way to enrage and diminish a tyrant is to laugh at him. 

But if Steve really wrote that? It’s tragic. 

[AliceInFundyland]

On 2/15/2020 at 12:54 PM, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Who can blame him?  A horn-dog rooster strutting around all those defrauding naked chickens.  Who amongst us would be able to tear themselves away?

(Oh, and I didn't make an easy 'cock' joke.  So you're welcome.)

Nah, you set me up to make the hard cock one. ??

[mango_fandango]

The latest Seriously article mentions how “entertainment” of any sort during the pandemic/lockdown/etc is baaaaaad and we should all be learning instead. Fuck’s sake, Steve! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and all that. Entertainment is not a bad thing, dumbass. Just because you let your child play computer games or sports does not mean that they’ll grow up to become idle layabouts as adults. Our brains need time to switch off. 

[usmcmom]

16 minutes ago, mango_fandango said:

The latest Seriously article mentions how “entertainment” of any sort during the pandemic/lockdown/etc is baaaaaad and we should all be learning instead. Fuck’s sake, Steve! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and all that. Entertainment is not a bad thing, dumbass. Just because you let your child play computer games or sports does not mean that they’ll grow up to become idle layabouts as adults. Our brains need time to switch off. 

Entertainment is bad but traveling halfway across the country during a pandemic is just fine?? Potentially exposing small children and a medically fragile wife to a deadly virus is fine?  
Oh. Okay. 

[mango_fandango]

6 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

Entertainment is bad but traveling halfway across the country during a pandemic is just fine?? Potentially exposing small children and a medically fragile wife to a deadly virus is fine?  
Oh. Okay. 

Ugh, the Maxwells are so stupid. PARTICULARLY so with a cancer patient in the family. Steve is at risk due to his age and heart condition, too.

What morons. 

[fundiefan]

13 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

The latest Seriously article mentions how “entertainment” of any sort during the pandemic/lockdown/etc is baaaaaad and we should all be learning instead. Fuck’s sake, Steve! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and all that. Entertainment is not a bad thing, dumbass. Just because you let your child play computer games or sports does not mean that they’ll grow up to become idle layabouts as adults. Our brains need time to switch off. 

I've come to the conclusion that it is not entertainment in and of itself. It's not the tv or video games or fiction or hobbies. It's the fact that if he allowed any of his cult-family to partake, they might see something that contradicts HIM. And that is the worst sin one can commit. 

[Jana814]

42 minutes ago, fundiefan said:

I've come to the conclusion that it is not entertainment in and of itself. It's not the tv or video games or fiction or hobbies. It's the fact that if he allowed any of his cult-family to partake, they might see something that contradicts HIM. And that is the worst sin one can commit. 

I have thought this for years!!  

[HerNameIsBuffy]

1 minute ago, Jana814 said:

I have thought this for years!!  

Me too.  The biggest "threat" to his family isn't the evil sinful world full of porn and heroin.  The biggest threat is for them to see decent, compassionate, genuinely good people who dress modestly without it being a thing who don't follow Steve's rules.

Steve doesn't understand moderation and if his children were to understand the concept isn't a threat to their eternal souls his whole empire made of sand would come crashing down.

 

[freejugar]

On 4/1/2020 at 10:20 PM, mango_fandango said:

 become idle layabouts as adults

But that's pretty much what the daughters are, no?

[HerNameIsBuffy]

18 minutes ago, freejugar said:

But that's pretty much what the daughters are, no?

That's the dichotomy of the Maxwells.  In one sense yes, the daughters have far more leisure time than most of us can dream about, but when not idle they are required to work as directed for their brother's business and as nannies for their brothers' families.  

Part extended childhood and part indentured servitude.

[usmcmom]

1 minute ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

That's the dichotomy of the Maxwells.  In one sense yes, the daughters have far more leisure time than most of us can dream about, but when not idle they are required to work as directed for their brother's business and as nannies for their brothers' families.  

Part extended childhood and part indentured servitude.

It sure seems like they are not distancing themselves from the other homes in the compound. I guess we can’t expect Melanie to manage her kids on her own. But IF and WHEN they decide to fully isolate, I sure do wonder how the sisters-in-law will handle it. 

I wonder if Steve has touted that as a blessing to remaining single: “If you don’t marry, you can continue to be a blessing to your brothers and that is most important.” 

[Lady Grass Lake]

3 hours ago, usmcmom said:

It sure seems like they are not distancing themselves from the other homes in the compound. I guess we can’t expect Melanie to manage her kids on her own. But IF and WHEN they decide to fully isolate, I sure do wonder how the sisters-in-law will handle it. 

I wonder if Steve has touted that as a blessing to remaining single: “If you don’t marry, you can continue to be a blessing to your brothers and that is most important.” 

Then one Stay at Home daughter goes to live in each of the brother's houses as a line an au-pair.  Chaperoned by brothers to protect their virtue.  They can put in video cameras in all the homes, with the monitoring console at Steve's so he can still control everyone's movements.  Problem Solved.   

[Giraffe]

My assumption is Steviepoo has factored in living expenses and house-specific expenses as well in order to assure the three can remain “safe at home” until the women are elderly. At that point they’ll move in with the second & third generation to be looked after until they die. 
 

Talk about wasted potential! (This is not a dig at stay-at-home parents, it’s a dig at three grown women who appear to be physically and mentally capable of living their own lives and yet are so brainwashed by their father into believing their only option in life in indentured servitude)

[freejugar]

7 hours ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

That's the dichotomy of the Maxwells.  In one sense yes, the daughters have far more leisure time than most of us can dream about, but when not idle they are required to work as directed for their brother's business and as nannies for their brothers' families.  

Part extended childhood and part indentured servitude.

Out of curiosity I've gone back to look for the day in the life posts

https://blog.titus2.com/tag/a-day-in-the-life-of/

https://blog.titus2.com/2017/09/11/a-day-in-the-life-of-sarah-maxwell/

She doesn't say the amount of time they work (besides babysitting).

[feministxtian]

On 4/3/2020 at 5:10 PM, freejugar said:

Out of curiosity I've gone back to look for the day in the life posts

https://blog.titus2.com/tag/a-day-in-the-life-of/

https://blog.titus2.com/2017/09/11/a-day-in-the-life-of-sarah-maxwell/

She doesn't say the amount of time they work (besides babysitting).

How stunningly boring! Bible time TWICE a day? Geez...I'm sitting here at 2am pulling stuff together for a 10am meeting. I THINK I've created and uploaded enough content for now. I still have to create more documentation, guidance and examples this week. Fuck me running. My rusty-ass autoCAD skills are going to get a workout. 

[usmcmom]

7 hours ago, feministxtian said:

How stunningly boring! Bible time TWICE a day? Geez...I'm sitting here at 2am pulling stuff together for a 10am meeting. I THINK I've created and uploaded enough content for now. I still have to create more documentation, guidance and examples this week. Fuck me running. My rusty-ass autoCAD skills are going to get a workout. 

To make it even worse, I think their morning Bible time is actually individual time with “Dad.” Am I remembering that correctly?