Bro. Gary Hawkins 6: Dancing Cocktail Weenies

[griffin]

someone earlier alluded to them living in a trailer which got me wondering if they actually live in a regular house. thanks everyone. his videos have sometimes shown stacks of junk and packed plastic bags

[Dandruff]

5 hours ago, griffin said:

He makes no point. Can you imagine sitting and listening to his "preaching" in person? 

I'd be trying my best to not shit myself laughing.  I think Bro has the IQ of an overcooked ween with the social finesse of a starving raccoon.

[Beermeet]

Looks like they gave up on the joory business.  Nothing in 2 weeks.  They need to continue stocking up and sneaking in the old stuff.  What a trap.

[Starrynight]

6 hours ago, Nikedagain? said:

Rufus forgive me. I have hate in my heart.

SEVERE hate for the individual(s) who give this idiot any money. ANY MONEY.

I *think* they are staying with Daddy and Mama right now. I think the stint in the basement ended when they headed home with their raggedy ass broke down van. 

 

Can you imagine being of retirement age and your lazy middle -aged son and his family show up and have to move in? The extra noise and extra expenses they must bring to that house. Poor grandparents. 

I hope Brother Gary and his tribe try not to be an extra burden...(fingers crossed).

[Granwych]

8 hours ago, Georgiana said:

Some churches actually have specific units for travelling grifters/missionaries like Bro Gary.  And they tend to be in the basement.  So when we say "living in a Church basement", it's unlikely he is living in like a storage room or a Sunday school classroom, but in a small apartment under the church.  

A local family gave up their condo to live in their fundie church's basement.  The father is the church handyman, the mother is his helpmeet, and the kids (started with 2 and ended with 4) hawk veggies from the family garden. 

[MarblesMom]

He is live now, sisters!  My internet is wonky, but I am going in....!  Join me.... or come get me if I don't come back in a bit.

 

 

[Starrynight]

Why are Bro. Gary's FB videos all shot from that horrible angle?

[MarblesMom]

The truth is coming right to us, from his nostrils.

[Dandruff]

10 minutes ago, MarblesMom said:

The truth is coming right to us, from his nostrils.

Any screaming demons in there?

[MarblesMom]

Somehow, they found $50 to buy a keyboard off of LetGo.  He also mentioned possibly parting with his folding chairs for $3 apiece.

What happened to the toothpasta and the joory?

Did anyone ever find confirmation they have found a working vehicle to get to their next victims congregations?

[Georgiana]

So Bro Gary has chairs,  but he doesn’t like them, so he wants more different chairs, but instead of using his money to buy them, he buys a keyboard of LetGo (not “Creeg’s” list) for $50 and is praying for the expected unexpected blessing of camping chairs. 

[MarblesMom]

1 hour ago, Georgiana said:

the expected unexpected blessing of camping chairs. 

This has to get worked into a thread title, or something 

[Gimme a Free RV]

10 hours ago, Dandruff said:

Any screaming demons in there?

I defy anyone to drop a microphone in GHaw's nostrils and see if a demon comes out.

[Coconutwater]

He is willing to do anything that doesn’t require him to get a job. God is sending you SO SO MANY SIGNS to get a job Gary! God has more on his plate like the volcanoes in Hawaii, orange menace in office, school shootings, impending WW3, etc...Than to get you camping chairs. 

GET A JOB! 

[General Jinjur]

Lord, he's such a ween.  Fifty bucks for a keyboard? At this rate he'll never save enough for his vee-hickle.

[MayMay1123]

i wanna know wtf he got $55? was that money for the vee-hick-cull? does anyone in the family even play the keyboard? and camping chairs are crazy uncomfortable to me. he said he has 80some metal folding chairs, but i have never seen more than a couple of people at his events. hmmmm....God says "GET A JOB GARY!"

[Dandruff]

2 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Lord, he's such a ween.  Fifty bucks for a keyboard? At this rate he'll never save enough for his vee-hickle.

I'm thinking maybe he was saving for a keyboard.

[keepercjr]

I too wondered where they got $50 for the keyboard.  I can’t believe he actually started a new live video just to tell us about the camping chair they found at goodwill for $5 and the keyboard for $50.  I too think that the $50 was from the vee-hickle fund.  He kept talking about how they were leaving in a week so I am guessing they got some form of transportation so who knows,  he didn’t mention  anything.

[mango_fandango]

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(I saw @Gimme a Free RV's comment and had to do this. I only have Paint so it's not as good as it could be. Hopefully you can tell what the red thing is  )

[MayMay1123]

14 minutes ago, mango_fandango said:

 

(I saw @Gimme a Free RV's comment and had to do this. I only have Paint so it's not as good as it could be. Hopefully you can tell what the red thing is  )

someone please make this their avatar...please!

[General Jinjur]

You're killing me @mango_fandango!

This little exchange cracked me up:

[Lillymuffin]

4 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

 

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(I saw @Gimme a Free RV's comment and had to do this. I only have Paint so it's not as good as it could be. Hopefully you can tell what the red thing is  )

I just got home from being diagnosed with whooping cough. I laughed so hard I think this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. Still funny, though. (Would one of my sisters be a love and pass me my nebulizer? Halleluyer and haymen.) 

Edit: That tongue. Wtelf is up with that tongue?!?

[mango_fandango]

32 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

someone please make this their avatar...please!

Done. HALLAYLOOYER GLORY TO GOD.

 

[General Jinjur]

1 hour ago, Lillymuffin said:

I just got home from being diagnosed with whooping cough. I laughed so hard I think this counts as cruel and unusual punishment. Still funny, though. (Would one of my sisters be a love and pass me my nebulizer? Halleluyer and haymen.) 

I had whooping cough when I was a kid. (Despite being vaccinated for it.) It was brutal. Take care of yourself!

[seattlechic]

Blessed be, bitches. Catching up on Bro Gary's shenanigans since Poopistan is just way too fucked up lately.