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nelliebelle1197 posted a topic in Other Families - "One Offs"So I stopped by for my occasional Bro. Gary visits and my former friend @Fruitcake gives me the nightmare that will haunt me forever. And now it will haunt you.
HerNameIsBuffy posted a topic in Bro Gary Hawkinscontinued from here ... thanks @RidiculousFundies for the thread title.
VaSportsMom posted a topic in Bro Gary HawkinsContinued from here
Georgiana posted a topic in Bro Gary HawkinsContinued from: Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (ticka ticka) Bro Gary! Hi folks! Do you like judgement? (yeah yeah) Wanna see me yell HAY-MAYUN While I'm preachin from the basement? (uh-huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah) Not work, spend time begging from the pulpit? (huh) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out the right way for them to spell my name (oh) And Gee said, "Bro Gary, you make no sense" Uh-uh! "So why's your posts bad? Man your brain's dead" Well since last week, I've needed some different chairs So I go on live and let the whole world see my nose hairs! Got pissed off, tried selling toothpaste that's a rip off And keep complaining when the free money isn't e-nough I eat a big plate of weens and sit on my ass Don't need to move, the wife will feed me b-fast C'mere ma'am (Gary, wait a minute, she's been saved dog) I don't give a swear, God sent me to grift the world off!
Continued from here: Thread title thanks to @Lillymuffin. It sounds like an expletive to me - dancing cocktail weenies. Speaking of expletives, the G-Haw van done broke itself down and stopped runnin’ itself. Brother Gary would like God to give him a new van with space for 4 people, the ability to tow the Grand Old Tent of Revivalness (shame it can’t revive the van), and a bit of life left in it. That last bit seems important, but Bro. Gary will let God have the final say.
FundieFarmer posted a topic in Bro Gary HawkinsThis thread title is brought to you by my new favorite Brother Gary quote ever: "GOD help me to get you all over me." Ahem. Anyway, carrying on from here:
Destiny posted a topic in Bro Gary HawkinsContinued from here: That "gravy" is still fucking disgusting. Sis destiny
The Hawkins family is a "Dedicated Southern Gospel Music Ministry." Roughly translated, that means “Racist grifters.” They’re barely literate, yet they homeschool (of course). Wife Becky shills Plexus, and is possibly more out of compliance than Jill Rodrigues. Headship Gary loves some good weens. Their website: http://hawkinsfamilyministries.org/ Gary’s Facebook (be warned, there are many Confederate flags and racist rants): https://www.facebook.com/ghawkins38