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Bro Gary Hawkins 20: Setting Up a Tent at the Train Depot
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Bro Gary Hawkins 19: God Even Uses the Perforated People
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Bro Gary Hawkins 18: Bro In My State...State of the Bro
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You know your usual haunt. So, continue being your lovely selves from there.
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Bro. Gary Hawkins 15: Not Sweet Fellowshipping with JRod - Yet
nelliebelle1197 posted a topic in Other Families - "One Offs"
So I stopped by for my occasional Bro. Gary visits and my former friend @Fruitcake gives me the nightmare that will haunt me forever. And now it will haunt you. -
Bro Gary Hawkins 14: Ween, glorious WEEN!
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Bro Gary Hawkins 13: What's the other one, Becky?
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Bro Gary Hawkins 9: He still makes my dinner come back up
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Bro Gary Hawkins 8: F is for Felony and No Longer Funny
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Continued from: Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name is (ticka ticka) Bro Gary! Hi folks! Do you like judgement? (yeah yeah) Wanna see me yell HAY-MAYUN While I'm preachin from the basement? (uh-huh) Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah) Not work, spend time begging from the pulpit? (huh) My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight But I can't figure out the right way for them to spell my name (oh) And Gee said, "Bro Gary, you make no sense" Uh-uh! "So why's your posts bad? Man your brain's dead" Well since last week, I've needed some different chairs So I go on live and let the whole world see my nose hairs! Got pissed off, tried selling toothpaste that's a rip off And keep complaining when the free money isn't e-nough I eat a big plate of weens and sit on my ass Don't need to move, the wife will feed me b-fast C'mere ma'am (Gary, wait a minute, she's been saved dog) I don't give a swear, God sent me to grift the world off!
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Continued from here: Thread title thanks to @Lillymuffin. It sounds like an expletive to me - dancing cocktail weenies. Speaking of expletives, the G-Haw van done broke itself down and stopped runnin’ itself. Brother Gary would like God to give him a new van with space for 4 people, the ability to tow the Grand Old Tent of Revivalness (shame it can’t revive the van), and a bit of life left in it. That last bit seems important, but Bro. Gary will let God have the final say.
