Bro Gary Hawkins Part 2: Saved and Eating Weens, Like a MAN!

[Lurky]

OK folks I'm with Sis @General Jinjur in that reading too much FJ has changed my standards, so that "at least they all have beds, and they can't hear their parents having joyful fellowship" is my current level of OK.  I'll be in the prayer closet, contemplating my sins

Sis Lurky

[MayMay1123]

my cousin just started a facebook post with "okay folks" and i was like...becky? is that you? she probably wouldn't get the joke though.

sissymay

[Georgiana]

Ok folks

I was on Tinder when I came across a fine gentleman who was wearing a shirt that I think was supposed to say "WEED"...but due to his body and posture in the photo, the bottom of the D was cut off, and I swear to the God of the KJV that it said "WEEN".  What are the chances that Bro Gary has a love child from excessive youthful fornication out here on the West Coast?

Sis Gee

[Lurky]

Ok folks I just caught myself starting a sarcastic tweet with "OK folks" and was horrified!  At least I caught myself before I tweeted!

[Coy Koi]

Just now, Lurky said:

Ok folks I just caught myself starting a sarcastic tweet with "OK folks" and was horrified!  At least I caught myself before I tweeted!

That is the worst part of this: not being able to refer to it to anyone else besides you guys! I tried telling my sister about Josh Duggar once and she was like, "Well, I guess when you have that many kids, one of them is bound to be rotten" like it was just a statistical thing, and now I just don't even bother anymore (my other sister does think the Duggars are nuts and horrible but she isn't super interested in the whole subject). Following G-Haw, the Rods, and the rest of these lunatics is my secret life. (Which is way better than Josh's secret life, if I do say so myself!)

[MayMay1123]

i've tried a little bit to explain something to the husband, he thinks i'm a bit crazy (its okay, he likes me like that!) he did think the weens were gross though

[pook]

9 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

i've tried a little bit to explain something to the husband, he thinks i'm a bit crazy (its okay, he likes me like that!) he did think the weens were gross though

Ok Folks,

All these people are beyond explanation.  I have yet to show Mr. Pook the latest traveling RV bus circus of pink Weens.  He won't get it but will for sure think that the Weens are gross.  Mr. Pook has his climate change denial friends (bangs head into desk) and I have Fj, two worlds that really shouldn't collide.  Sis Pook

[Leftitinmysnood]

23 hours ago, PumaLover said:

I was very disappointed to find that our Walmart does not carry any variety of pink weens. I don't know how I'm going to make MAN FOOD for my headship.

Try looking with the canned goods.

Sis Snood

[ViolaSebastian]

3 hours ago, Coy Koi said:

That is the worst part of this: not being able to refer to it to anyone else besides you guys! 

I once went on a terrible, no good, very bad second date about a year and a half ago. The guy, who seemed okay on the first date, had made an anti-Semitic remark when we were discussing the film 'The Piano.' I was too nice to excuse myself to the restroom and climb out the window, although I SEVERELY contemplated that. So instead of taking the above course of action, I instead proceeded to talk about him about a family I follow with 12 kids who lives in an RV and goes around singing at churches.

He still wanted a third date and cried when I said I wasn't interested...so...yeah. But I only release my fundie obsession strategically. 

[SilverBeach]

Ok folks, these Bro. Gary posts are much needed after the very serious thread I was just in. Hilarious!  I laugh out loud for real, he cannot know how funny he is! Yall going to hell though. 

Thought I should contribute something and not just enjoy the weens of yall's labor. 

Sis SB (born 5 lb 6 oz a long time ago, 8 lb 1 oz DD)

[Beermeet]

Ok folks,

Holy weens.  Every. Damn. Post.  Non stop grifting.  I'd never know he's a preacher!  What a ween.  Bad ween, no gravy.

Sis. Beermeet

[pamplemousse]

OK Folks,

I found some sooper speshul red weens today at Walmart. I believe the grocery store in my town sells them, too.  But since I don't buy red hot dogs* (when I do buy hot dogs at the store, they're almost always Oscar Mayer) and don't make white gravy, nor would I put red food color into said white gravy to dye it pink if I did make it, I won't be making weens in pink gravy any time soon. Sorry not sorry.

*However, if you go to a NASCAR race at Martinsville, fear not their famous red hot dogs. I tried them, and they taste just like regular hot dogs. Just sayin'.

Sis pamplemousse, who does enjoy a good chili dog, with cheese, but hold all other toppings

[BlackberryGirl]

OK folks...

sigh... it's an Allis Chalmers transmission, you idiot...you'd be better off with a Cummins, but that's just me...

 

sis BlackberryGirl 4 pounds, term birth, Rubella blessed..

[General Jinjur]

Ok folks, the other night my headship asked what I wanted for dinner, and I said, "Good weens." I tried explaining Bro Gary, but he just shook his head at me. It's almost impossible to explain these people to non-FJers.

I love how Bro Gary never thanks anyone for their donation. He's so entitled it's hilarious. What a ween.

Sis Jin

[Candydandy]

Folks I think there's been signs given lately that the Candydandys need to partake of an RV trip of some sort. First there's the Griftin RV, a magical place that fits 14, baby closets included. Next up is The Bro, weens, gravy and grifting for a new RV cause the old one, which may look better than the new one is Broke Down. Last night I decided to watch a movie with my son. No worries, the daughter was busy with a school project and facetime. We picked RV- A family trip turned disaster in the RV complete with meeting a bus converted RV singing family! 

Sis Candy gots a road trip on my mind

[Four is Enough]

On 9/21/2017 at 8:59 PM, PumaLover said:

I was very disappointed to find that our Walmart does not carry any variety of pink weens. I don't know how I'm going to make MAN FOOD for my headship.

Clearly Mr. Four and I went the entitled route, and bought a bunkhouse trailer for our RV. We had installed THREE different vent fans, one in the bathroom, one in the kids' sleeping area, and one in the main cabin. These  had three speeds, in and out, were covered, and so could be run in bad weather, and provided great ventilation. They are available to use in bus conversions, but I see the prior owners of that messy bus didn't provide them for the Hawkins;.

That place looks like a rolling death trap.

 

Got totally sidetracked by those photos... meant to say, if I made that horrible pink mess for Mr. Four, I think he'd toss me and the food out into the back yard!!

[FeministShrew]

OK folks, our local Publix has red weens! I was so excited to see them that I may have squealed & shrieked out, "Look, red weens!" I did not buy any, though.

I just realized that I viloated the protocol of this thread in my earlier post, so:

Sis Shrew, 4lb c-section, roughly 4 weeks early. 

[Spanger]

Ok folks,

Ive had good weens on the mind lately, real man eating food.  I tried making weens and beans a week or so ago, but my headship wanted the weens on the side, not cut up in, and it just wasn't the same, but eh.

since then, I've had cocktail weens in bbq sauce stuck in my brain, and I think today is the day.  I'm in the mood to make an appetizer buffet.  I will also make jalepeno poppers and mini egg rolls (both from scratch!) and maybe a few chicken wings, in honor of the rods.  Or maybe not, we'll see.

Oh yeah, and picnic eggs for sure, Cuz I've got eggs to use up too.

sis Spanger, two weeks early and still over 9 lbs... Sorry mom!

[Carol]

I'm giving this bus two years before they need a new one.  Can it be the only finished parts are the bathroom and bunk beds?  It's as if they've never had a bathroom before.  

Lots of particle board.  I suspect this bus needs a lot of finishing and, sadly, I don't think Gary is the guy to do it.  All he'll see is a new griftmobile, put the petal to the metal and hit the road in search of love offerings from churches who can ill afford to give them a dime.  Life with Gary and Jesus.

I'm happy that the kids all get their own bed, though.

[Lurky]

@ViolaSebastian I died at your terrible date story, but wow, what a great idea!  Next time someone talkative sits next to me on the train...!

[General Jinjur]

Ok folks, now Bro Gary is  baptizing cars.

Spoiler

(I think he meant "a couple of people." Hard to tell with him though.)

Sis Jin

[MayMay1123]

2 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, now Bro Gary is  baptizing cars.

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(I think he meant "a couple of people." Hard to tell with him though.)

Sis Jin

 

Okay folks

Once again bro Gary made me laugh until tears came outta me eyes...I really needed that! 

Sis may 

[Carol]

3 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, now Bro Gary is  baptizing cars.

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(I think he meant "a couple of people." Hard to tell with him though.)

Sis Jin

Wonder if he baptizes convertibles?  Probably too heathen with all that flying hair.

[Dandruff]

Is there really a church that hard up?

[MarblesMom]

I was in a restaurant today, and as I started in on my amazing meal, the words "oh, good weens" actually left my mouth. I was embarrassed it was outloud, as (a) it was not weens and (b) I did not mean to insult the deliciousness I was experiencing.

My adult niece raised an eyebrow at "good weens" .... but I have spent a week trying to CliffNotes her on the families we follow on here (this is not a course one can simply cram, apparently).