Is robert fat? - Cabinetman

[jerkit]

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YOU WERE WARNED

[polecat]

Disgusting question ahead (you were warned)

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I wonder if Lori or Amanda have ever even had an orgasm.

Maybe if it were self-administered.

I have a hard time believing either Ken or CM would be able to find their way around a vulva if their lives depended on it.

[ILoveJellybeans]

Nope, Amanda probably hasn't. Robert seems like the kind of guy who is terrible in bed but doesn't care to improve his techniques or learn what she likes because he is selfish and as long as he gets off, it doesn't matter.

Lori likely hasn't either. 15 minutes and lube. Lori acts like women hate sex, but no, they don't, most women enjoy sex, its sex with Ken that women don't like.

[jerkit]

Maybe if it were self-administered.

I have a hard time believing either Ken or CM would be able to find their way around a vulva if their lives depended on it.

SIN.

[jerkit]

Nope, Amanda probably hasn't. Robert seems like the kind of guy who is terrible in bed but doesn't care to improve his techniques or learn what she likes because he is selfish and as long as he gets off, it doesn't matter.

Lori likely hasn't either. 15 minutes and lube. Lori acts like women hate sex, but no, they don't, most women enjoy sex, its sex with Ken that women don't like.

This is such a theme in fundie/fundagelical land and I don't get it. They're always talking about never saying no and how you should sacrifice and just do it and I'm over here like "Have you never HAD sex before?! It's FUN! And it feels great!" Why would I say no that?!

[It'sFunToRun]

Women don't have orgasms. G-d didn't make them that way. The only way to have an orgasm is through the penis; Cabinetman has never had an orgasm without his penis being involved, so he knows that this is the case. A vagina is just a big hole where a penis should be.

[jerkit]

Why do I think Ann is talking about Lori?

Thank you for this post. I’ve been condemned by older women for “working outside the home†so many times. I work for my husband, who owns a business, and I only actually go to the office once or twice a week, while my kids spend time visiting their grandparents-the rest I do from home. The way we view it is, my husband is part of the home I’m supposed to keep-for us, this means that instead of asking him to hire a secretary, I do that work for him. I feel grateful and blessed that I have the opportunity to bless and honor him in this way, but because I actually leave my house, and leave my (homeschooled) kids with their (godly) grandparents who love seeing them twice a week for 4 hours each time, I am surely neglecting my home.

On a funny note-my kids don’t really view me doing work for their dad as working outside the home-just as well, helping dad. So one day I asked my 7 year old daughter how she would feel if I had to work outside the home. She said, “Oh, I suppose it would be okay as long as you don’t go out of the yardâ€. :)

[ILoveJellybeans]

I think its because fundie men are terrible at sex. Their whole belief system encourages men to be bad at sex, and tells women to expect it to be terrible. And because they say so, they think it is normal.

Also with the second generation and more of fundies, they get married and both partners are virgins and are told that masturbation is a sin, it makes for bad sex. Neither of them have anything to compare their sexual experiences to, even by exploring their own body, so they don't know that sex can feel good, and don't know what they like as they have never tried anything else other than basic P in V sex. Also with women, sex is more likely to be terrible for them because they are supposed to be submissive. Men can experiment a bit with sexual positions and find something that they like, but women aren't allowed to give suggestions on what he could do to her to get her off.

The whole "The man gets sex whenever he wants, as your body belongs to him, even if you hate it and don't want to, you have no choice" thing also sucks so much fun out of sex.

With the first generation, like Lori, they are probably married to people who are really terrible in bed and misery loves company. They don't want other people wanting orgasms if they will never have one. That is assuming they know, they could have been virgins at marriage too, so might not know that their partner is shit in bed and sex is supposed to be fun.

[usmcmom]

Disgusting question ahead (you were warned)

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I wonder if Lori or Amanda have ever even had an orgasm.

Well, if Robert has to DEMAND enthusiastic sex every other day (period!!!) then I'm guessing he's never been bothered to bring his wife pleasure. Usually there's a reason a woman isn't enthusiastic about sex...often it is her partner.

OH! That reminds me! My other burning question: HOW does a man demand "enthusiastic" sex?!? Seriously, the scenarios that come to mind are just so vile. :evil:

[browncoatslytherin]

Well, if Robert has to DEMAND enthusiastic sex every other day (period!!!) then I'm guessing he's never been bothered to bring his wife pleasure. Usually there's a reason a woman isn't enthusiastic about sex...often it is her partner.

OH! That reminds me! My other burning question: HOW does a man demand "enthusiastic" sex?!? Seriously, the scenarios that come to mind are just so vile. :evil:

and what exactly does he mean by "enthusiastic"? i'm sure that could mean different things to different people.

[Firiel]

OH! That reminds me! My other burning question: HOW does a man demand "enthusiastic" sex?!? Seriously, the scenarios that come to mind are just so vile. :evil:

Yes, please. Since you are taking FJ requests, CM, could you answer this one? I mean, I guess you want her to fake it, but does it really feel enthusiastic when you know she's acting?

[browncoatslytherin]

Yes, please. Since you are taking FJ requests, CM, could you answer this one? I mean, I guess you want her to fake it, but does it really feel enthusiastic when you know she's acting?

yeah, i mean when you know a "when harry met sally" level screaming orgasm is fake, to me it would seem to rub it in more that i'm an incompetent partner.

[cindyluvs24]

What was the movie with the line " does she mount you with pleasant enthusiasm?"

OK, It is "Little Big Man" Its not a porno , its with Dustin Hoffman as an Indian - very funny.

Speaking of movies, the line from Thelma and Louise (which I'm sure CM would never watch): "I'm happy for you. You've finally been laid properly."

[thoughtful]

What was the movie with the line " does she mount you with pleasant enthusiasm?"

OK, It is "Little Big Man"

Chief Dan George -- so wonderful.

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[Grimalkin]

BM..... I mean CM's post about whoremoans totally creeped me out. Completely WTF. I am struggling with finding more words for it. Also he was talking about his wife like she was a child......he consistently misses the point.

[Jasmar]

I didn't know that delightful phrase, although I certainly know the condition! In my area we call it the mechanic's apostrophe, because the hand-painted sign above the mechanic's shop says:

"WE DO BRAKE'S . . . MUFFLER'S . . . TRANSMISSION'S . . . TUNE-UP'S . . ."

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From the brilliant stufffundieslike.com

[church_of_dog]

From the brilliant stufffundieslike.com

:pink-shock: I can't decide if that is funny or horrifying... I guess several of those apply to me -- at least six, maybe seven or eight, depending on what "High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine" means :wtf: and, I guess, how loud you have to be to qualify as a "Loud Mouth Women" :lol:

[Jasmar]

My daughter and I laughed so hard at that post that we both set off asthma attacks. And then laughed some more. It's just so hopelessly, hysterically clueless on so many levels :lol:

[polecat]

:pink-shock: I can't decide if that is funny or horrifying... I guess several of those apply to me -- at least six, maybe seven or eight, depending on what "High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine" means :wtf: and, I guess, how loud you have to be to qualify as a "Loud Mouth Women" :lol:

omg, "high fallutin'," :cracking-up:

That's awesome.

[ILoveJellybeans]

I am a lot of these things......and proud, lol :D

[spud]

What are PKs?

[jerkit]

What are PKs?

Preachers kids

[formergothardite]

my brother also has a really cool egg maker that can cook eggs quickly in a variety of ways. it's actually pretty convenient...but it's rarely used anymore :lol:

I have the egg maker. :lol: I used it once but it is really too much trouble.

Did Lori ever reply to his post about women working?

[salex]

From the brilliant stufffundieslike.com

I especially love Sport's Nut's and Jehovah's Witness's

Oh, wait, have to add "P.K's" and how could I have missed "High Fallutent Sophisticated Swine" which I think I want as an apron or party motif.

[Rescinded and Mended]

Yeah, the obsessive-compulsive in me now has the urge to go find that sign and use a red marker to color in all the apostrophes that shouldn't be there. Can't do anything about the spelling, but I can fix the apostrophes, dammit!

I once went to a craft show. There was a woman there who made signs for people's front yards. If your last name was Smith, you could buy a cute sign that read "The Smiths." Only her signs would read "The Smith's."

I should have asked her how much extra it would have cost me to buy one that was grammatically correct. :lol: