Four Little Fergusons

[ViolaSebastian]

I just don't see how posing in a crop top, showing the world your children in their wet undies, and making penis jokes using photos of your little boy going to the bathroom and your husband by a spurting pump is a ministry. If that's a ministry, then I must be a freakin' archbishop.

[thoughtful]

I just don't see how posing in a crop top, showing the world your children in their wet undies, and making penis jokes using photos of your little boy going to the bathroom and your husband by a spurting pump is a ministry. If that's a ministry, then I must be a freakin' archbishop.

I'm founding the Church of Old Movie References, Song Parodies and Dog Discussion. All donations are welcome, and watch for my first book, coming later this year.

[Curious]

No, the one that ended up on the child porn site was the eldest daughter sitting, fully clothed in shorts and a t-shirt, on her bed.

Somewhere Mckmama is weeping. She had to use creepy search terms with pics of her half naked kids to get traffic and here Tonya made it to the big time with a relatively innocent picture :evil-eye:

I was perusing some stats yesterday in between fighting with dreamhost and discovered that either Tonya has a fair number of followers or Hi Tonya! :wink-kitty:

[ViolaSebastian]

Further proof from her (public...very, very public) facebook page shows that she just doesn't get it:

Tonya posted a collage of photographs that included a photograph of her youngest child's bare bottom. It's no longer up on facebook, but she posted it on her blog, albeit it with a black rectangle that said censored. Here's what she wrote about it:

A big thank you to whoever reported me to facebook last night. I am sorry the oh so small photo, of my darling baby's berry-stained bare buns, in a very full collage of other photos offended you......maybe time to unsubscribe from my posts?! Thanks a million.

So of course, someone points out the totally level-headed fact that maybe this terrible person that reported the photo was trying to protect her children:

Good for Facebook. I think that a picture like that could very likely end up somewhere being a pedophiles dream. I am sorry they removed it but please let's all try to protect our children more. Didn't you once find your daughter's picture posted somewhere inappropriate. And would you have been offended if someone had sent you a private message about the picture first? As suggested.

To which our Tonya replies:

Oh , I don't know you personally, just from your comments on my page, but I knew you would have something to say about this. Look, all I have to say, is that if we are all going to make a stink about baby butts, then lets make a deal about all the naked women showcasing shoes and clothes in the ads on the side of our newsfeeds. They offend me and I don't want my kids seeing that kind of stuff. Pedophiles post pictures of back to school pictures, fully clothed with backpacks too, should we stop posting that as well?! I mean, I get it. I WANT to protect my kids, but at what point do we stop? If we can't post baby butts or bath time pictures or swimming pictures without getting flagged, then what has this world come to? AND if this is the new normal, then I don't want to see full grown women's butt cheeks or overflowing bra cups either. I want to protect my family from THAT too!

To which our sage replies:

guess I was just thinking that I wouldnl't want to encourage a pedophile to get off on my babies butt cheeks. Sorry if I offended you.

Me neither! But where do we draw the line? I really want to know, because this is nuts!

Dear Tonya,

I know you love your kiddos, and it's obvious that you want what's best for them. So here's the deal: the line is drawn when you're posting pictures of your naked children on your public blog and on your public facebook. Also, don't post pictures of them in their underwear or in seductive poses. Heck, I would even go so far as to suggest not posting them wearing just their swimsuits. That is the line.

P.S. That globe looking emblem that shows when you post on facebook? That means EVERYBODY, and I do mean EVERYBODY, can read and see what you posted.

[OneFifthQuiverFull]

Further proof from her (public...very, very pubic) facebook page:

Tonya posted a collage of photographs that included a photograph of her youngest child's bare bottom. It's no longer up on facebook, but she posted it on her blog, albeit it with a black rectangle that said censored. Here's what she wrote about it:

So of course, someone points out the totally level-headed fact that maybe this terrible person that reported the photo was trying to protect her children:

To which our Tonya replies:

To which our sage replies:

Dear Tonya,

I know you love your kiddos, and it's obvious that you want the best for them. So here's the deal: the line is drawn when you're posting pictures of your naked children on your public blog and on your public facebook. Also, don't post pictures of them in their underwear or in seductive poses. Heck, I would even go so far as to suggest not posting them wearing just their swimsuits. That is the line.

P.S. That globe looking emblem that shows when you post on facebook? That means EVERYBODY, and I do mean EVERYBODY, can read and see what you posted.

You are FAR more generous than I could ever be to this vile human being. Just the fact that she calls them "berry-stained butt cheeks" is absolutely over the top - blech.

Her children are a vehicle to her self-worship. If you need evidence, look to her blog. "With four kids...". "Having four kids..." DEAR GOD WE GET IT. YOU HAVE FOUR KIDS. You have exactly 11 years of parenting - you are not an expert and for the love of Pete, there are thousands of us who also have had 4 kids and some of us have a decade+ on you and don't have to explain to said children why their BEHINDS, along with their names, the discussion of their father's infidelity, and their mother sitting in chicken shit has been posted for all in the world to see.

I hope like hell she reads here and I hope she leaves feeling like scum. Because she is scum.

[lawfulevil]

I really wish these fundie food bloggers were better at photographing food- everything in her Weekend Potluck except the sweet potato bars looks like something one of my pets has left on the floor for me to clean up. Cat, dog, dog, and "is that cake?".

I mean, if I want to go look at food that looks fucked up (but tastes good), there's the leftovers in my fridge. You'd think these Keepers At Home could manage better than my heathen self.

[Coco]

The soup with all the grease floating at the top got the most views :lol:

[nelliebelle1197]

Here's the funny part- if dear Tonya had not posted about finding out about FJ and going off about GOMI, then discussion of her would have died out. She is pretty boring and self absorbed. But she had to whine, which of course means ATTENTION!!

[littlemommy]

Tonya is a silly, shallow woman, but those pictures of her kids dancing with excitement over seeing their grandpa did make me smile. I have a soft spot for kids. And Grampys.

[OneFifthQuiverFull]

Here's the funny part- if dear Tonya had not posted about finding out about FJ and going off about GOMI, then discussion of her would have died out. She is pretty boring and self absorbed. But she had to whine, which of course means ATTENTION!!

I wouldn't have written a word. I am hoping she read what I wrote ... not that I think I could changer her, but at least I feel like I did my part on behalf of her children.

[ViolaSebastian]

Yep--ditto. I only started combing after the "quit pickin' on me!" post.

[lawfulevil]

The stuff she wailed about all turned out to bear fruit, which is the most amusing part.

STOP looking for my husband on dating sites

You might want to take that one up with your husband.

STOP saying Jesus can't heal a broken marriage this fast!

Still looks pretty damn broken from where I'm sitting.

stop hate reading my blog

Nevar.

stop calling me mean names

You mean like when we say you beat your children? Because... you do. Or when we point out you're vain? Because... dude, that's a lot of selfies if you're not vain.

STOP accusing me of hurting my kids

YOU BEAT THEM WITH A WOODEN SPOON.

and especially of not giving the best care I could to my father in law.

I didn't see anyone here specifically say this (I might have missed someone), but really? "Chemo is poison, doTERRA is a miracle"? That's your best?

STOP COMING HERE TO THROW STONES

I've actually never commented on her site, so if she knows what I'm saying, and she does, it's because she's been over here. How'd you like your scrapbook page, Tonya? Or your modestized preggo portrait?

[littlemommy]

How'd you like your scrapbook page, Tonya? Or your modestized preggo portrait?

Thankfully I'm not Tonya, but I enjoyed both immensely!!!

[formergothardite]

The modest pregnancy picture is so good she should consider using it on her blog!

So her just recovered from lung cancer father comes to visit, calls and says he is pulling into her driveway and she tells him to wait because she wants time to get her camera so she can properly document her children running up to the RV? Sometimes people can spend so much time obsessing about getting the perfect picture that they forget to just enjoy the moment.

[ViolaSebastian]

The modest pregnancy picture is so good she should consider using it on her blog!

So her just recovered from lung cancer father comes to visit, calls and says he is pulling into her driveway and she tells him to wait because she wants time to get her camera so she can properly document her children running up to the RV? Sometimes people can spend so much time obsessing about getting the perfect picture that they forget to just enjoy the moment.

The saddest one, in my personal opinion, is the one that she took of the children crying. Evidently her husband heard some bad news and they discussed it in hushed tones and hugged, so the kiddos knew something was up, and Papa was sick, so they inferred it was about him. So she grabbed her camera to document them sobbing and holding each other.

Put down the camera and comfort your children!

[OneFifthQuiverFull]

She's taking a month off blogging because she's run out of posts.

Yeah, right.

[Curious]

She's taking a month off blogging because she's run out of posts.

Yeah, right.

because she is no longer feeding her family and her kids have refused to have their picture taken? :evil-eye:

[littlemommy]

because she is no longer feeding her family and her kids have refused to have their picture taken? :evil-eye:

No one can stand to take (or see) Tonya's picture again?

[Cartmann99]

This lady reminds me of a situation I read about on a shopping site.

A new member was having trouble with a product and left a comment with her name, address, and telephone number expecting the company to contact her. Another member flagged the post for deletion and politely posted that she had done so because the company would never see her complaint, and because she feared for the other member's safety.

The new member showed back up and was furious that her post had been deleted and starts ranting about how huge her husband and sons were, how the family had numerous guns and that if any of us came near their house we would regret it. :pink-shock:

She also reposted her contact information again even though other members tried to explain to her that the company wouldn't see her complaint and told her the best way to get in touch with the company.

You can't help someone who always has to be right. :shrug:

[OneFifthQuiverFull]

because she is no longer feeding her family and her kids have refused to have their picture taken? :evil-eye:

I don't know!! I don't know what "run out of posts" means!!! Is that like running out of milk? Doesn't she generate them herself? Isn't it haphazard and spontaneous "days in the life" kinda stuff?

Or is it ...Imma gonna take a month and go into hiding and maybe the haters will forget about me - after all it will be Jessa Duggar's wedding day when I make my triumphant return!

It's a flounce - specially crafted so her fan base and "Oh no!" and "we'll miss you!" while giving us all the finger. ;)

[ViolaSebastian]

I'm having a hard time believing she can't formulate another post about how her husband cheated on her. (Did you guyz know her husband cheated on her??!?!)

[OneFifthQuiverFull]

I'm having a hard time believing she can't formulate another post about how her husband cheated on her. (Did you guyz know her husband cheated on her??!?!)

Wait, what? When did that happen? What did she do about it? OMG!!

:P

[Firiel]

Wait, what? When did that happen? What did she do about it? OMG!!

:P

ARE THEY GOING TO STAY TOGETHER OMG?!?!?!

:lol:

[thoughtful]

No one can stand to take (or see) Tonya's picture again?

The spoon rod broke when she was whipping one of the kids? :cry:

[thoughtful]

I don't know!! I don't know what "run out of posts" means!!! Is that like running out of milk? Doesn't she generate them herself? Isn't it haphazard and spontaneous "days in the life" kinda stuff?

And, even if she isn't feeling inspired, can't she pray really hard for a post? Won't God send her one, since they are extra-special buddies, after He is done with butter and/or margarine, cell phone cases, and parking spaces for other fundies?